How did a fat loser get married, own a house, have friends, and a stable job? And his cousin KilBear yet somehow failed

How did a fat loser get married, own a house, have friends, and a stable job? And his cousin KilBear yet somehow failed

You're talking about Bill right?

>Bill
>was a Chad in high school
>joined the military
>got married
>bought a house in a small town
>easy with military pay
>especially when married
>but then his age caught up with him
>lost hair gained weight
>just wants a simple life
>wife unsatisfied with dumpy boring husband
>leaves him
>gets fatter and depressed
>loses all confidence in himself
>this pushes women away more and it snowballs

And his cousin is a Fag.

>welfare queen from 18

yeah join the army and suck on uncle sams teet

Why didn't Bill just marry Rose?

Armybux

Redhead in the pink dress.

fucker

Bill's cajun family backstory was pretty tits. Great character development for a guy who on the surface is considered such a effete loser.

Rose was honestly best girl and a kinky slut. So did Peggy want to fuck Bill too and was mutual on his advances but was just acting tsundere about it?

This. IIRC part of the reason Bill is there is because the family line is dying out. Then it looks like they would all be cool banging him. Then he leaves because he'd have to get married to a beautiful woman and live in a mansion.

Jobear or whatever his name was even tells him which woman is his cousin so if he was concerned about that he could easily avoid it.

>jobear
He uses the French pronunciation of Gilbert

Ah, well I'm just fucking retarded then.

Owning a house in a town with the population of 1500 is no hard task

Why didn't Bill's aunt just set up a marriage between him and Rose after he was just playing in the garden?

Arlen is 150k strong

I know that's what the sign says, but there are WAY too many one-time characters you never see again for a town that small.

Bill was a chad who got fucked over by his wife.

Bill was no Chad, Hank maybe.

>hank a chad

Holy shit no wonder you guys ate so pathetic

Hank would have been bobby if cotton wasn't such a hard ass.

Have you ever even watched the show?

the army seems to be the only welfare that works

>most army people are married, many go on to school

regular welfare
>looks like balitmore ghetto, 90% single mothers, high crime

Did Cotton hate Hank because Hank never stood up to him?

Hank has once stood up to Cotton when he mocked his mother.

>football star
>long flowing hair
>alpha as fuck

Bill was the very definition of Chad

I am glad Hank was not peggy first man to fuck her