These are the 2,000 year old remains of a 6'6" "alpha" that was horribly tortured, sacrificed by manlet druids and then tossed into the bog. When will lanklets learn?
Ancient Height Lesson
Jacob Cooper
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Joseph Campbell
thanks for link to story documenting height and how he was killed, where, etc...
Colton Moore
When manlets get so jealous they cut off the lower body of anyone taller than them
Christopher Baker
Hope he's ok x
Christian King
Post sauce
Kevin Williams
sauce is in the filename, the story is like a decade old
Blake Reyes
Fuck!
Did he die?
Dylan Brooks
en.wikipedia.org
LANKLETS ARE NOT WELCOME IN IRELAND
THIS IS WHAT WE DO TO U IF U COME
Jace Rodriguez
>citation
>needed
I know you don't need to check the source material in American universities but this is an international board adhering to global standards
Fucking Amerisharts EVERY TIME
Owen Sanders
Being so beta and self aware that you post this on Sup Forums. You will never be treated as a real man, you will forever be a man-let.
Connor Jenkins
look at those fucking wrists...I bet he cucked every single manlet in the town.
Only Tall Men Are Allowed To Reproduce.
Jeremiah Anderson
Fucking lanklets. Throw 'em all in the wicker man.
Jose Wright
If failed to rain, so the jackeens took him down to the bog to chop off his nipples and plant an axe in his head.
baka
Robert Powell
that jealousy of 2000 year old bog body
truly shameful
Connor Taylor
That is some aged beef jerky.
Xavier Flores
He is hibernating, I have a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science
Hudson Gray
Did they find old earthenware jars of pee pee and poo poo nearby?
Andrew Long
no but they found 2000 year old butter
Isaiah Wright
>is that a Geodude?
Jackson Campbell
I like this better
newsinenglish.no
>viking saga talks about a battle for a Castle/Citadel, it's said the attackers posioned the defenders water supply.
>1000 years later they find a body in the well.
Luis Gray
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Ayden Clark
lol
Michael Anderson
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Benjamin Morris
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Logan Garcia
I don't get fashion these days.
Camden Turner
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Levi Miller
>implying the only tall people are sticks
Manlets eternally assravaged.
Nathan Perry
: )
Nolan Anderson
>alpha
>still gets tossed in a bog
thank fuck he couldn't pass on his weak and shitty genes. kys. also, cymru am byth
Jeremiah Carter
Kek that lanklet brobably stubled into his death. Clumsy bastards
Luke Roberts
This
David Reed
>bog
Why have people been saying this word?
Colton Hill
Funny how lankey mother fuckers are always getting owned on by short kids. Sort of like what the Romans did to Germans.
Jackson Thomas
>tfw that could be you after you accidentally found a time machine and went to the past to share future knowledge
David Hernandez
manlets are the optimum fighters for modern warfare.
Henry Cruz
This tbqh, small fast targets, 6'5 250lb roid mountains catch bullets easy I'd imagine.
Gavin Perry
:-)
Nicholas Johnson
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Gabriel Barnes
kek
Dylan Allen
include me in the screenshot reddit cucks
Oliver Rogers
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Brandon Mitchell
2000 years later.
Have they learned?
Luke Richardson
Just how old is pokemon go?
Adrian Scott
Well....
huffingtonpost.com
They were probably storing it to dump it on some beady eyed anglos on their next raid
Levi Diaz
>A 2014 documentary suggested that the man was once a king and was sacrificed by Druids due to poor weather or harvests. These ancient tribes believed that this was caused by the failure of the king and he was responsible.
So he was a king who got killed by his own people because of Irish weather.
Parker Roberts
>So he was a king who got killed by his own people because of Irish weather.
MUH PO TA TOES
Michael Morgan
germanic tribes were always into scat fetish, its in their dna
Anthony Barnes
That would be long before potatoes. Potatoes are from south America.
Grayson Garcia
If you guys had other staples before the potato, then why did so many Irish perish due to the potato famine? Genuinely curious since that really isn't taught here
Benjamin Bennett
And, as an Irishman, I assume you're well-versed in the history of potatoes?
Eli Bennett
that thing is still less lanky than me
I am the hungriest of all skeletons
Cooper Ross
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Ethan Bell
Food was exported to the UK and anyone who tried to steal it was shot. We were part of the UK for hundreds of years when we finally left it. It wasn't for no reason.
Jose Gutierrez
I'm better versed on wurst now that riding a Bavarian qt.
Noah Anderson
The potatoes did so well and were so popular they basically over planted them. Its like cotton in the US south. It was the most profitable so fucking everyone was growing mostly just that.
Josiah Gomez
As an Irishman, he's well-versed in the lack of potatoes.
Asher Lopez
Nope. There were laws meant to destroy irish ownership of the land. They created a legal requirement that farms had to be subdivided to all children equally on the parents death. This made them small and less economically viable and easier for the Prods to buy up.
Potatoes were the only crop that could be grown on these tiny farms in sufficient quantities that people could live on.
So everyone had potatoes and nothing else. A fungal disease meant thr crop failed two years in a row. No food for two years and food being exported. Pretty shit move on the brits part.
Kevin Adams
>Food was exported to the UK and anyone who tried to steal it was shot.
Source, please.
>We were part of the UK for hundreds of years
That would be hard. Ireland only joined the UK in 1801. It left in 1923. I know the Irish generaly have low IQs, but you must understand that 122 years is not "hundreds" of years.
>when we finally left it. It wasn't for no reason.
Indeed. You left because a Cuban-American named De Valera said that the things Britain represented - like secularism and industry - were un-Irish and un-Catholic. So you formed your own weird little shithole where every problem was solved with either moar Gaelic, moar farming or moar Catholicism.
The result was that your country collapsed into cultural, political and economic irrelevance until the early 1990s and that every Irish person worth a damn left the country. You became famous for nothing other than insularity, parochaliasm and ignorance. And about a million of you decided that you hated the UK so much that you just had to move to London, Manchester, Liverpool and Glasgow.
Caleb Rodriguez
Try and contain your butthurt. Part of your country decided it was so shit that it fought a war to leave.
Adam Howard
The original brexit
Jackson Scott
Daily reminder all of histories best generals, kings, emporers, geniuses and notable people have been 'manlets'.
How can lanklets even compete?
David Gray
the brits were in Ireland for about 800 years though... i know you must be stressed because you forgot to bin the knife but please stop being butthurt. lube up your ass and maybe muhammeds dick wouldnt hurt so much o?
Jonathan Diaz
Nice comeback, but it doesn't provide a source for any of your claims and it doesn't explain why the first thing you did after independence was move to Britain.
Now take the priest's penis out of your mouth and answer my questions.
Adam Adams
Anyone with any interest can do their own fact checking. I'm not getting into a row with a retarded brit who is embarrassed by his nations Jewish history.
Christopher Scott
These are the 5 year old remains of a 5'4" chimp, so horribly tortured by his height and parents' death that even /fit/ managed to drive him to an hero.
When will manlets learn?
Caleb Carter
too soon
Josiah Thomas
>American universities
Oh yeah you swedes are educated at a much higher level...
Brandon Powell
I saw the story last week on history channel
>confirm op story
Parker Carter
American (((universities))). No thanks.
Alexander Reyes
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Levi Hernandez
>Old Croghan Man (Seanfhear Chruacháin in Irish) is the name given to a well-preserved Iron Age bog body found in an Irish bog in June 2003.
>well-preserved
I guess relative to other corpses