Thoughts on Ashley Graham's performance in Lip Sync Battle?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wjk9j7mhE58

She barely moves, I hope she dies of health related problems soon.

EXXXXXXXXXXXXTRAAAAA

I'd throw my peenus in that hard

>fat blobsters pushing the "thicc" meme

headbutt the nearest train

thicckino

Better lip syncing than most music awards.

I would marry this woman. Til death do us part. In thiccness and in health.

This show is reddit

>That don't impress me much
What because it isn't chocolate cake?

*Tuba music starts playing*

Can someone explain the trend of "Celebrity [insert inane thing that requires no talent] Battle"?

Why the fuck would anyone want to watch celebrities pretend to sing songs they didn't sing?

I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE NOW

Disgusting. America deserves to be nuked.

fat cunt desu

Just jog for twenty minutes a day. Those are my thots.

BOOM BABA BOOM BABA

>telling a fat person to jog

Have you no compassion for their poor knees? These joints aren't made for jogging. She needs to lose 50lbs before jogging is safe for her.

She's a big girl

BRAAAAPP

Why does anyone want to watch anything? They just do and nothing more.

She was hot for a big girl for a long time. Now she's fucking gross.

only the most qualified BBCs can penetrate that massive amount of lard

literally the only hard part of being a model is saying in shape, and she doesn't even have to do that

she disgusts me

Surprised it took this long tbqh

4Chad

This. Ashley Graham used to be nommers. The problem is that thicc girls can become fat and gross really fucking easily.

She's really stretching the limits of THICC and the waist of those pants

Are you jealous Sup Forums?

The song says exactly how I feel

women like that are only meant for pump and dumps, you don't marry fatties

>Til death do us part

10 years at most

Manatee poaching is illegal

dropped

THICCCC

W I D E

>has to lift her in the water because she weights less
lmao

>thiccness and in health.

we niggers have the best taste in women desu

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She literally thinks he's chocolate and tries to eat him.

I would have honestly thought this guy could do better. I guess for some men, there is no escape from the thickness.

daamn...
whitebois btfo... another TOP quality woman BLACKED

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Do people actually watch this shit?

Ashley Graham? More like Ashley Kilograms

Ashley Graham Cracker.

her IG is quite nice

I lol'd.

>Americans pronounce Graham with one syllable

i don't get it
just like sneed's feed and seed (formerly chuck's)

god i would marry this woman

If she lost like 10 pounds, she'd be amazing.

GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN

nah, fuck you

I've seen decent looking black dudes with really gross white whales. Don't know if it's a fetish or if white girls don't date black guys, instead just fucking them

>In thiccness and in health.

>These joints aren't made for jogging.

Are made for walking and are they one day gonna walk all over you?

>dem grand mammaries

It's a fetish.

They're shrivelled and empty of milk user.

kek

Most English speakers pronounce Graham like "Gray-ham", but Americans pronounce it in one syllable, sort of like "Graym"

Yes, but those geeeeeenes.

filtered

That's funny but disgusting.

It's true.

>dated skinny women all my life
>all of them are bitches in one way or another
>all of them selfish, self-absorbed, disloyal, whiny
>date a chubby lady
>absolutely heaven
>big tits, big ass
>practically worships me and is completely submissive (and loves it)
>wide hips ripe for pregnancy
>feels like cuddling marshmallows when sleeping together

What the fuck happened to her?
She used to be the perfect amount of THICC.

here cum dat thicc

>In thiccness and in health
kino

No buddy, she has always been obese.
Her pictures are just photoshoped

she evolved
you kept being a normie

>tfw almost had a thicc girl
>she became ghetto instead and started smoking dude weed every day

just

>follow thick insta sluts
>all into black guys

somebody give me an explanation

i think because niggers don't give a fuck
whiteys might feel shame dating a thicc woman

Nice try Pierce Brosnan

Do chubby women like it when you plunge your dick into their fat pussy and dump a huge load into their fertile wombs?

asking for a friend

Black guys have superior taste in women.

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

THICC is a fine line they have to balance on, one too many cheeseburgers in the wrong direction and she's obese and will never go back because "U GO GIRL FAT IS HOT"

I can't think of a single one that does, no.

lip sync battle is probably the most brain dead show idea ever. just famous people pretending to sing famous songs, what's the point?
that said, the only one worth watching is Anna Kendrick perform Booty because god damn

>10 pounds
more like 30-40

Fucking retards. You're attracted to her outfit. If she removed her latex clothes you would be hurling in disgust and acting like a bunch of smart asses. I bet most of you are overweight too.

not really
pumps and lumps, rolls and saggy flesh, cellulite
that's the real deal
>you like her therefore you're fat
jesus what a simpleton

>lip sync battle is probably the most brain dead show idea ever
I dunno, isn't there a carpool karaoke show too?

I called you fat because you're using an imageboard and fondling your dick every time you see a woman in tight clothing. Loser

I'm close, just insult me a little more.

Kek, are you actually a woman?
don't you have a kitchen to clean? do you even have wi fi in the kitchen? you shouldn't

>pants above the her belly button
kek fatty dont want that giant gut to hang out

>MUH DIK MUH DIK SHE SO THICC DAMN SON

She used to be thicc, but now she's just fat.

Oh no no no

>literally grasping at straws
lfuckingmao

>. Loser
lmaooo roastie BTFO

>watching lip sync battle
mom get off of Sup Forums

You're the one making assumptions about my gender you stupid low IQ nigger

black men are modern day vikings, literally conquering our women with FORCE. we just can't fucking compete.

yeah, you're definitely a woman
probably a sticc too
jealous roastie

it doesn't impress me much