What made her a misfit toy?

What made her a misfit toy?

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A naughty elf sewn in a fleshlight in her

She had a penis.
That's what you wanted to hear, don't deny it.
I think this thread is now completed.

WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY IS HERE

I wanna fuck that doll

Nobody wants a red-headed doll.

>what is Raggedy Anne

was an agent of the patriarchy

Anorexia

Some kind of mental disorder.

Her hymen is broken.

feminism. there was actually nothing wrong with the toy physically.

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DECEMBER APPROACHES

GONNA SUE
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Believe it or not, this She feels unloved, so she sees herself as a misfit

Depression, I think I remember reading.

Eugenics is a concept very much alive in the toy community.

FUCK YOU IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET
HAVE SOME FUCKING MERCY

I remember the creators commenting that she thought she was a misfit toy because unlike modern dolls she couldn't greet kids with a prerecorded message.
Her part on the misfits toys song is pretty self explanatory.

He knows what he said

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The pussy fell off

Somebody grabbed it too hard...

I want to fuck her on top the square wheeled train.

please stop making fun of trump. we won. get over it.

Its a joke man. Chill out. I voted for him and i still love the dank memes he produces.

Boo hoo for you. Expect a lot more of this over the next 4 years.

She was one of those courtroom dolls

Fucking kek

No it's the reverse. The jokes would be over if he lost. Now you're getting 4 to 8 years of jokes.

It's only fair considering the salt of the last 8 years from the right.

i just want to make her not feel sad :c

Remember when America voted for Gore and then got Bush instead? Remember how warmly he was embraced by by the population afterwards?

Here we are again. The majority voted for Clinton. They got Trump instead. Expect them to be just as cordial about it.

Under fucking rated

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>tfw 22 year old virgin but no one would ever believe it because I used to shove wads of toilet paper up there when I was 9 to clean it out
>now left with loose mess

Fuck off back to /cgl/, you degenerate roastie.

You can't market thanksgiving, nobody gives a fuck about it.

well now I'm getting conflicting information.

Does this doll have a bepis or a vagruba?

Did you shove the entire fucking roll up there? Christ, they invented squirt bottles for a reason. Blame your mom for not teaching you how to decrustify a cunt.

He's not gonna make it four years, pumpkin. And you can take that to the bank. I am not even talking about assassination.

That's more history's irony. Those rednecks have been waiting 150 years to say that. Let them have their moment.

"On the Island of Misfit Toys, Dolly for Sue seems perfectly normal on the outside, and for decades fans have debated as to why she was there. Producer Arthur Rankin finally revealed on NPR in 2007 that Dolly considers herself a misfit due to her low self-esteem issues and psychological problems. She’s a doll who feels that she is unlovable."

Poor thing.

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>The majority voted for Clinton. They got Trump instead.
You wish. The truth is that the majority of "not my president" people didn't even vote.

Well God help us all if he ends up impeached. I'm not sure this country can survive Mike Pence as president.

This shit is too heady for a Rankin-Bass production.

THE MOST WONDERFUL

OP, you should marry this user. You won't meet no one who can read your mind so easily

You talking about Mike "Every fag on the electric fence" Pence?

I think he means
Mike "LGBTBBQ" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike "Ohm my God" Pence
Mike "electric fence" Pence
Mike "Ol' Three-phase" Pence
Mike 'Watt up faggots' Pence
Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
Mike "zap the fag away" Pence
Mike 'ACDC for the LGBT' Pence
Mike "Amperes in Queers" Pence
Mike "Ride The Lightning" Pence
Mike "I shock gay people" Pence
Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" Pence
Mike "Watt watt in the butt" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the Fruits" Pence
Mike "The destroyer of dykes" Pence
Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
Mike "Gay 2: Electric Boogaloo" Pence
Mike "trading dick for electric" Pence
Mike "Raining men with chlorine" Pence
Mike "Curing queers with amperes" Pence
Mike "Ambassador of the Capacitor" Pence
Mike "Make America Straight Again" Pence
Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
Mike "Put the fag in the body bag" Pence
Mike "Reach around, short-to-ground" Pence
Mike "Like a guy? Abreit macht frei" Pence
Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "drop the soap, day of the rope" Pence
Mike "If you're bi, you're gonna fry" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the Male Prostitute" Pence
Mike "Electrocution, That's the Solution" Pence
Mike "Transgender? More like Transformer" Pence
Mike "If you're into gents you must repent" Pence
Mike "The Thomas Edison of faggot medicine" Pence
Mike "anal penetraror start the generator " Pence
Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
Mike "Having a gay fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
Mike 'you sucked a cock? It's time for a shock' Pence
Mike "If you like dick, it's gonna get electric" Pence
Mike "if you like the cock, prepare for a shock" Pence
Mike "Stick your wiener there and it's the chair" Pence
Mike "The best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
Mike "If you take a cocking, things'll be shocking" Pence
Mike "If those scissors lock, it's time for a shock" Pence
Mike "If he hops on a cock then we'll give him a shock" Pence
Mike "if you cheer for the colts, you're in for some volts" Pence

why is every vagina story women tell fucking gross?

>Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Okay I like that one

Because as much as I want to fuck one, I can admit they're gross as hell.

I can take your virginity away

So...Santa gave her to a child that loves unconditionally?

Or was her only problem the fact that she was never given?

Fucking HATES jews.

It's made to recive semen, expel blood for a week once a month when eggs are unfertilized, and squeeze out a child
It's not heaven on earth, it's just another body part