The Sopranos

Tfw no comfy thread in ages

You know, you go around in pity for yourself, and all the while a great wind carries you across the sky.

Who wrote it though, really?

One of the great unsolved mysteries of this show.

Furio

I don't think there's an answer to that question, but if I had to guess, since Janice denied it, seems like some shit Meadow might have done.

what happened to the russian in pine barrens?

It was heavily implied that it wasn't meadow when it was shown what meadow DID post up there.

Frank Vincent died today, phil leotardo

Whudda ya gunna do

78, he was a fucking kid.

the writers

Paulie

Do people really believe Paulie had Tony killed? If so, where is your proof?

>Finn, starting to grow mushroom out my ass

Never heard anything this retarded about the ending

See you at the crossroads

Most relatable scenes?

>pic related

>switch the background out with arena in Attack of the Clones
Now there's an image

>Vito working outside

I really love the horror elements of this show. Because of how subtle it all is, it manages to be genuinely eerie to a degree which the vast majority of horror flicks couldn't even dream of matching. That, coupled with the overt psychological themes, is what makes it superior to both The Godfather and Goodfellas in my book.

> the quote was handpicked by David Chase, who discovered it 2 years ago while reading The Snow Lepord, Peter Matthiessen's award winning spiritual travelouge. But it wasn't until many months later, after late Sopranos
director John Patterson got cancer that it really started to "resonate"
with Chase, when he saw it posted on a card on the wall while visiting
an ill Patterson in his home. Chase later decided to incorporate it into
the show. It was indicated that it was suposed to be a mystery as to who
put it up on Tony's wall.

this. makes the entire Vito arc worthwhile

Tfw dropped it in season 3


or after, idk anymore

OOOOH

This made me laugh way more than it should've
Also very much this

I like to think of the possibility Valeri the Russian came back and told the russian mob boss who kept it quiet and may have had Tony whacked if it wasn't New York or a friend.

Why does he have six fingers in this shot?

OFFICIAL "DID NOTHING WRONG" LIST
>Bobby
>Carmella
>Adrianna
>Junior
>Artie
>Melfi

OFFICIAL "DID SOMETHING WRONG" LIST
>Tony
>Paulie
>Silv
>Furio
>Janice
>Big Pussy
>Richie
>Livia
>Ralph
>Tony B

UP FOR DEBATE
>Vito
>Meadow
>Tony Jr
>Chrissy

the only people who 'dindu nuffin' on that list were Artie and Melfi. The rest of them either tolerated or aided and abetted criminal aspects involving their friends/loves ones.

Ardiana and Carmella had no other choice but to continue to go along with it.

Group of girl scouts found him. Ended up in a coma

Chase confirmed it in an interview

Finn never did anything wrong.

Everyone else has.

Even bobbi and his stupid fucken trains that got him killed.

>vito
>sucked cocks
>up for debate

Vito shot and killed a bystander after driving drunk and he killed Jackie Jr the Fuck you talking about?

They knew what they were getting into. In fact, they were with them because of it.

I was drunk watching the episode and it doesn't go down this way, but it makes me laugh every time.

> ya got small hands tone
> junior I swear tah gahd if u tell a fucking soul I have small hands again I'll kill ya
Literally a minute later
> it's cause ya got small hands Tony
> you motherfucker *slams table* I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE I GOT SMALL HANDS


I forget the episode, s2 or s3 mayb

lol idiot.

>Carmella
>Did nothing wrong
Stopped reading

We all agree that Bobby is the second best character after Tony, right?

Quasimodo predicted this.

Ur idiot!!!!

Damn. Now I want to marathon some Sopranos. I've seen the series twice so I can start wherever. I consider the AJ and Bianca era peak comfy. Where should I pick up?

horror? you mean le spooky old woman on le mysterious stairway? take your thorazine

I posted in Frank Vincent's sticky yesterday and it was actually the most on point thread I've seen in a while considering he died. The guy was in so many great movies and he was such a staple in the mob movie genre I didn't realize how much the crime movie genre changed over the years.

I also didn't know that Makaysian/Home Alone dad died until I saw the thread yesterday.

>manuges

Was this good?

No

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post the thicc meadow's friend

This is different than the one where it's the scene in AoTC.

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

>pulls her hair out
>starts going into a fit because of the homeless crackhead with newspaper stuck up her ass
>alcoholic drug addict
>probably fucks Noah

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The best scene in season 1, episode 12. The part where the music is playing over the scene, Tony is just in a medicated daze/haze and going through the motions, everything runs together. Your mind/feelings are constantly elsewhere, you're not in the moment, drifting

First thread? People are so into Paulie trying to hook back up with New York (even after he got burned bad by Johnny Sack)

we'll make it (boom boom) anywheee-re

UP IN THE CLUB

brehs...

T H I C C
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How come Big Pussy didn't go to Commendatori with Tony, Paulie, and Christopher?

Thanks, Mr. Williams

Is there a master list anywhere of all the songs played in the show? Offhand I can think only of Smoke On the Water and Up In da Club.

just finished the last ep a week ago. Phil Leotardo did nothing wrong

Probably couldn't leave the country without Skip's supervision and Big Pussy would have probably made up some excuse because Pussy was still trying to protect the family while feeding the fbi disinformation.

Oh sure. Just google it, the website comes right up. There are three good songs in the show.
Linkin Park - Session
Dean Martin - My Rifle, My Pony, and Me
2nd II None - Up 'n da club

happy birthday...

What kind of dog was cosette? I want a shitty little dog that a girl would have

To be fair, Jackie Jr deserved it.

TLC No Scrubs, Steely Dan Dirty Work, The Kinks Living on a Thin Line, and I'm not Like Everyone else. There's way more but I'm lazy to post more but those were my personal favorites and only remember TLC because Meadow was making a mess in the kitchen with David Chase's daughter skankarella.

Chrissy did nothing wrong

Was Tony a cuck by association?

>meets dad's side chick
>sits there and listens to stories about how she also fucked JFK among other people

The bystander had parked in the road. He wasn't in distress, no hazards or lights on, he just parked and got out. bystander e was in the wrong
they fucking play that song Meadow and Hunter sing at work, AND the one Meadow sings off key. turns out it's not off key, the singer herself fucks up on "leave me breathless"

>MAMI

What did he mean by this?

Was it him or Dino that killed the card dealer?

I think Dino is the first to react, shoots, and is the one shot in the street before Christopher gets in the car. Jackie is too scared to actually do anything which would fit

also
>jumps off the library roof
lmao

Bevalaqua's actor actually killed some guy and was released like last year from prison.

Do you think the guy in the members only jacket was part of the vipers?

>you will never have friends

>that scene where AJ tries to kill himself and Tony saves him and it's clear that even though Tony hates the kind of person that AJ is becoming, he still loves his son
or
>despite claiming that he hated his dad, AJ almost went through with killing Junior after he shot Tony because he still cares about his dad

We have each other

>Uncle Junior is so bad off by the end of the series death would be a reprieve
>Junior tries to relive some of his glory days with card games and having an asian apprentice

like every damn thing else, there's no clear one answer. That is something they got correct, it's not a 1:1 "he did this, now I have to do that" like in a lot of shows. Things build up, simmer, boil over, and in the end it has no actual sole origin.
The obligation AJ must feel as a retard to make his dad proud, the actual anger you would feel if you can actually truly put yourself in his shoes. The comeback was late coming but I think it was half genuine, half trying to do "his part" in this story, thinking life is like a story

It musta crawled unda dere for warmth.

mami is like saying mommy in english

mama is like saying mom in english

but it's different, because mami is like a childish way to say mommy, like a kid, while mommy is a incest meme here in Sup Forums

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does anyone have the pic of smug chrissy from this game?

captcha:
romans look

I got it as a buy 1 get 1 free thing at GT Games in Traverse City Michigan, hit it up it's pretty good even tho they have way more products than they can ever sell in a town this size, fucking idiots stop selling so many fucking funko pops dumb fat fuck making shitty ass update videos on their facebook page piece of shit.

Anyway the game isnt so good story is very obviously subpar to that of the show and is only entertaining for the memes. Combat is shit

Wasn't it about Pussy's bastard son or was it his kid Matt or the other one?

>nigga be a leader not a follower

I swear to god listening to Aj's wigger shit made me appreciate being white despite occasionally listening to rap.

>kick the fuckin bass up on this tv

>lady tells tony she wants them to suffer
>instantly kills him
brava tony

UP

>lady

That's Chris' mom you damn fool.

don't get cunty

IN

south of the border...
where the tuna fish play

Who dis

ALL THIS OVER SOME DEAD WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

she was a beautiful innocent creature, what'd she ever do to you?

YOU WILL NEVER SAVE TRACEE

Cawksuckin slob

I fucking hate this cunt.