I have this rich asshole part of my family who did well for themselves in the auto industry, now they're looking to purchase an island for a "summer getaway" off the coast of Maine. Thing is, they're both pretty old and they've already told me the island would pass to me when they died, having no kids of their own.
The island is 41 acres in total, and already has one house on it. The waters around it are prime fishing and much of the island's land is arable. The other bonus is that it's fairly remote.
We have at least a couple years before my aunt and uncle kick the bucket so let's start planning. Planning for Sup Forums ISLAND
You must be pretty lonely to start RP thread OP. I'll join, but now, we're FUCKING FULL CUNTS
Liam Ramirez
fake and gay, fuck off
Asher Thomas
>Sup Forums island: if Lord of the Flies were only thirty pages long
Dominic Butler
Dibs on top bunk
Jack Anderson
One word. Ancapistan
Carter Turner
no niggers or jews. >im in
Chase Gray
Nice island you got there. Mind if I move in with you guys? I'd be more than happy to manage our finances.
Ryan Williams
Hey this guy seems trustworthy
Justin Garcia
I agree
You can also be in charge of not poisoning our wells
Easton Barnes
Hey goy, can i come? I work really heard for basically free (If you dont let me, ill come anyways)
Eli Johnson
Out of the way, Diaspora.
Ryder Martin
I could bring a small herd of goats.
For eating.
Parker Kelly
Where are all the Sup Forumsony threads that used to come up from the Russian user? They were comfy as fuck and filled me with a strange sense of hope
Grayson White
He must have made his colony
Joseph Murphy
We should make one lads It could work if we are skilled enough and have enough resources The only problem I can see happening is that there are too many different ideologies on Sup Forums so the population of the island would just slaughter each other
Adrian Green
Nice try, Mohammed
Angel Thompson
I would be willing to do it. I would feel bad because my eductaion is in economics/finance so I would become a laborer though.
Michael Nguyen
I PREFER THE NAME "ALLCAPSISTAN" MYSELF, BUT THAT'S JUST A MATTER OF PREFERENCE I GUESS.
Alexander Torres
What an awesome island. It has a perfect mix of beaches spread around, some large some small and secluded, grassy open areas, and thick woods one large and one small.
Also rocks off the main island to dive around and explore. They're probably filled with fish and other stuff.
Adrian Adams
>I would feel bad because my eductaion is in economics/finance so I would become a laborer though You could be a leader though, not everyone has to be a labourer, you could be a manager, big guys(4u) could be labourers Not everyone is the same, we will still need people to run the finances etc
Jose Nguyen
Itt : roleplay and things that never happened
Elijah Bell
It's not a bad thing to daydream about living on an island like that.
Luis Lewis
Not a bad thing but... It has nothing to do with this board you fucking retard
Leo Taylor
mhhh..
Kevin Sullivan
Where
Parker Torres
Can we make an Anglosphere Island and legit become a free nation? kek.
Michael Sanders
Pic of the property and timestamp faggot
Christian Sullivan
We would have to secure it against lefty-breiviks.
So a few pill boxes and gun nests should cover the shores.
Benjamin Morris
This island is the greatest thing that's happened to this board.
Isaac Thompson
>inb4 300 plus post thread of planning and RP that's swiftly forgotten after bump limit
Adrian Walker
>Can we make an Anglosphere Island Hors de question.
Luis Ortiz
user... I... You know that not all things you read on the internet are true right?
William Ramirez
Looks really nice but it's way too small.
Thomas Foster
I'll be in charge of the potluck occurring on Thursday at lunch time. Everyone needs to bring a dish to share.
Joshua Jenkins
This island is real.
CASCO BAY ISLAND
New Brunswick, Canada
41+ acres
USD 1,495,000
Jeremiah Anderson
You arent even OP though?
Cooper Wright
He's busy making preparations for the island.
William Torres
This is not related to politics.
MODS = FAGS
Jacob Gray
Right... Well I hope its real. A Sup Forumsony sounds like fun.
Lets make it into politics. Will it be a monarchy in which op rules? Or will it be a democracy?
Nicholas Richardson
look up project /namibia/ m8 i think they're further along with their autism than most
Jacob Reyes
Yeah I have followed that one a little bit. Fun to imagine but not very likely.
Tyler Sanders
kek
Nicholas Sanders
Where did that rhodesia project go?
Elijah Davis
To OP's family, we know.
Cameron Peterson
Fuck, can I come? I don't really have skills besides being a good talker and good writer.
Also, my family hails from Southern Italy; Northwest Sicily, to be more precise.
Nicholas Moore
How do you know that for sure user? In OP's statement he says "they're looking to purchase an island" not "they have purchased an island." Learn to read...
Benjamin Bennett
I keep seeing those threads, and I keep thinking it's all coming up wrong. The real problem is, the idea is bad, the planning is garbage, and there's never any execution.
The best way to find whites ends up being to go to the place where you're the least likely to find them, and see them grouping together. It's human nature.
Now clearly, it's not really ideal: - You're living in a small enclave, surrounded by subhumans who may see you as an invader. They may one day want to go on a purge and genocide your ass. That's always a possibility. Being myself a security expert, everywhere I went, I did what was necessary to establish and improve awareness, communication and escape plans. But that doesn't mean it's safe, only that you're knee-deep in shit but have good boots. - Expatriates are often quite "open" people who befriend anyone nice enough: that includes locals and foreign subhumans. Now sure, A nigger American guy you'd meet in Vietnam surely wouldn't be one of the worst, he'd have to have a proper job and not be a complete idiot, but still, those communities are not 100% white.
Joshua Hall
He misspoke. If you want to live on the island you should err on the side of generosity when making presumptions.
Justin Rogers
I want to believe proof op
Robert Martinez
How do you know he misspoke? You sure like talking out of your ass... Is your kielbasa up OP's bum or something?
Nicholas Hughes
That is something that already exists, and actually works.
If you want to build a white utopia, it may be best to start by finding a nice country where you can live as a foreigner, which means jobs, hygiene, food and security, and naturally group with others willing to live in this same place. It is less "centric" than most approaches I've seen in 4/pol/ and elsew8ere, and more spontaneous and independent: if the utopia never comes to exist, at least you moved to a nice place and are not dependent on internet neckbeards. That's how expatriates do it, and it works.
In fact, we could just establish a list of "cool places to live abroad", starting with Europe, and then encourage people to move there. As long as there's jobs, hygiene, food and security, why wouldn't you come considering the fucking huge unemployment rates and dropping quality of life in Europe and North America? As an example, you could live like a king in Thailand right now, but instead you're just being a desk jockey in your fucking hometown.
Sure, it's not a white utopia, just a diaspora. But at least you've achieved step one: group courageous and hard-working whites in the same place to live together, and that's more than all those failed /k/ountry projects ever did. From that point, acquiring weapons and claiming your independence is just one step away.
Ayden Adams
You have no idea how open i am to this idea. Can you organise some kind of group chat? Obviously we will need some filtering process.
Jonathan Sanders
Create Tropico El President :^)
Isaac Lewis
LET ME IN GOY
Noah Thomas
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Xavier Anderson
This island's law allows for duels. You and me are first on day one. I'm going to drag you into the ocean and drown you.
Ryder Peterson
So now you're the governing body of the island, who put you in charge? Besides, you'd probably end up like Piggy from Lord of the Flies and be crushed to death by a boulder.
Austin Howard
you dumbass I'm invading the line islands
Hunter Jenkins
0.166km2 is nothing, i'm invading the line islands and making a real nation
Hudson Adams
also you wont have soverignty
im invading the line islands and will be a de facto independant state wait until then
Joshua Foster
Not only have you been negative leading up to population you've turned what would've been a peaceful first day grim by forcing me to kill you in front of everyone.
He Was Not Meant For This
Is what your tomb will read. I will keep it maintained out of duty, not respect.
Hunter Adams
I can contribute wiht great genes >mfw all white heritage and family researcher told me I wuz Norwegian Kang n shit
Matthew Wright
Sure.
1) robotic farm 2) develop an automated recycling plant. Hire some nerds to do it. 3) get lots of trash and produce materials 4) give away the knowledge
Congratulations, you just ended in the history books as one of the guys that released humanity from stupidity and greed
Ryan Hernandez
it is bumfuck island
supreme grand marshall cheekypop has promised us a pacific island paradise with it's own military and economy :))
Austin Bell
> which means jobs YOU NEED TO MAKE JOBS! YOU ARE JUST A SLAVE MIGRANT IF YOU DON'T. Working for the same people who did this to you in the first place. Look at the Indian diaspora, they own businesses, pretty much a rubber stamp of the exact same businesses, everywhere. If you don't take ownership of an economic sector you are nothing. You get fired or they target you for redundancy, thats it, game over.
You need to develop a separate culture and role and push that.
Just think about that.
Cameron Edwards
>things that never happened: the post
Angel Rivera
>user's island I can clearly see this pic related happening.
Kayden Price
>1 post by this ID
Dylan Cooper
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John Ross
>We have at least a couple years before my aunt and uncle kick the bucket so let's start planning Even assuming this bullshit story is true, this is such a sad thing to say, come on man
Cameron Brooks
i make mummy feel nice :3
Jack Edwards
>USD 1,495,000 Why is the seller selling?
>inb4 rapidly rising seas >inb4 thermohaline circulation stops
>it's a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" colony thread >future generations will look like a mix of Greeks, Spaniards, Italians and Poles No thanks
Jason Brown
I'm well aware of that. And plenty European diasporas in Asia do just that, they have their own businesses and just milk money out of locals.
But it always starts with business with locals. You can't avoid it. You can't build an entire nation in a day. Those things take time, and I'm thinking it's really what people around here don't get.
Instead of circlejerking about a perfect world and doing nothing, start building a little home. Instead of dreaming about something big, finish something small.