>who'd want to fuck a piece of plastic? There's a market for fleshlights, why the fuck not?
Evan Myers
...
Jeremiah Sullivan
What is she?
Aaron Gutierrez
Claim fighterfus
Levi White
ARC-170
John Allen
Eta-2 Actis
Ep III starfighter design is the most based.
Robert Lopez
That thing is literally a hot rod, its impossible not to like it
Dominic Price
fuck wrong image.
w/e you know what the hell it looks like.
Nolan Thomas
>It's canon that a handful of ARC-170s survived well into Imperial service Excellent choice
Eta-2 is like the perfect middle-point of when Republic and Empire designs started merging
I like to imagine Sheev designed it for Grievious personally, now that we know palpy is into the star wars equivalent of drag-racing
Jaxon Long
>>The Rebellion fights a desperate battle above the skies of Scariff, while our parties U-wing just barely makes it through the hole in the shield with the support of Rouge Sqaudren. However, the good times are not to last. Shortly upon beginning their decent the team's ship is interdicted by Vader and his tie interceptor, who scores a nasty hit on the cockpit, killing a party member. K2-S0 takes the controls as team rouge fights vaders interceptor off but it is to no avial >>With the U-wing disabled, it makes a fiery landing on the beach of Scariff, with the crew only surviving thanks to the efforts of K2. K2 looks at Jyn and says, "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I - " And then is killed instantly as vader's light-saber impales him through the chest. A bright light shines into the cockpit as Vader sinks into view standing atop his Interceptor, he begins to use the force to crush the u-wing with the crew inside, who now must make a desperate escape
Where did you get this?
Liam Myers
>YWN be serviced by twin Twi'lek cuties
>YWN lock S-foils into attack position
Josiah Gomez
They're going to die, aren't they?
Caleb Peterson
Rodian waifus.
Oliver Hernandez
yes. Also: >space it ain't me starts playing
Alexander Torres
Probably if the original idea survives. I think the guys behind this movie wanted to have a Star Wars story about ordinary soldiers without heroic plot armor, at least not to the same degree as OT characters.
Elijah Adams
Maybe?
Before the reshoots I'd say unambiguously yes because the point of the movie was to be a classic war story set in the Star Wars universe.
But after the reshoots? Unsure. Disney supposedly made it more tonally in line with Star Wars (which sounds like code for "remaking A New Hope again"). I'm sure some of them will die, but it won't be all of them like it would have been.
Liam Ramirez
>still no War on Spice story
Blake Nelson
My guess/prediction is that only 2 of them survive. One of the crew will escape and end up in a comic or novel, and Jyn will be captured by the empire but confirmed alive. also to be resolved in a book/comic or show up on Rebels
everybody else is going to die though yes
Samuel Nelson
I'm sure the ending will be bait for a Rogue Two or something
Leo Moore
Daily reminder that Star Warts is for fags
Isaiah Gutierrez
>THIS SUMMER... >YOU SAW THE CAPTURE OF THE PLANS >NOW GET READY FOR... >*RECORD SCRATCH* >THE PARTY? >[Jyn laughing, Jar Jar enters room and slips on a banana, slide whistle noise, track laugh] >[WHO LET THE DOGS OUT] >Summer in the core is over and Jyn is off to tackle her next greatest suicide mission....COLLEGE. >coming this Summer, featuring orginal music from Whoopie Goldberg, The Jonas Brothers and Pewdiepie, follow Jyn again as she finds the true meaning of friendship and the secret to getting good grades in....."ROUGE 2: A VERY STAR WARS MOVIE: HOMEWORK STRIKES BACK"
Joseph Mitchell
...
Jackson Reed
Rogue One 2(two)
delete this
Joseph Turner
Would be fucking hilarious if one of them gets captured and held at the prison of the death star, ignored as the heroes rescue the princess in A New Hope, and then blown up at the end
Eli Sanders
...
Robert Thompson
Horny padawan waifu is better
Wyatt Turner
Why is she so smug?
Nathan Jones
I'd watch it
David Nguyen
>smug Ahsoka user and RigNemAnon fused
Levi Gomez
IT'S A PARASITE!
Camden Sanchez
What shitpost will be assimilated next?!
Christopher Allen
I can already see the sped up camera pans
Nolan Jenkins
The new 'fag' one, maybe?
Brody Parker
I've heard people call Palpatine racist/speciesist, but I've never seen any evidence of this. That wouldn't explain why Mas Amedda is one of his right-hand men.
Michael Baker
Naboo's finest
Blake Hernandez
Xenophobe Papa Palpatine was an old canon thing, not sure what his stance is now. Those comparison tweets (you know the ones) are a load of BS by some dumb ass whose only seen the OT in 5 minute chunks
Tyler Morales
What's the next episode about?
Jaxson Torres
In Star Wars one of the Imperials calls Chewbacca a 'thing'. The Expanded Universe took this one act of racism and ran with it, turning the entire Empire into a anti-alien pro-human establishment with the Emperor of course being the biggest alien hater of them all. Ignoring of course that the Rebellion in the same movie was entirely human as well.
Asher Adams
Description from TW/Spectrum preview:
>Ezra and Sabine try to tame a rogue pilot and his crew who recklessly risk their lives in a fight to defend their home from Imperial occupation
William Ramirez
/ss/
Jaxon Reed
Its based mainly on the fact there are no aliens among the Imperial ranks in the OT, and a few offhand comments in the OT I can't remember. In reality there no people in alien costumes among Imperial ranks cause George probably thought it hardly mattered and that it would be more trouble to make alien costumes fitting for Imperial than it would be to make everybody human. I think that was mistake, cause it does leave the impression that the Empire is more of a temporary Nazi-Human regime than a real Empire, composed of millions of different species of sentient species. Aliens would have made the Empire feel far larger.
I also think that there should've been more nobles in the OT and PT. More princes, duchesses and kings. Now that I say that, I realize there were actually quite a few, some from EU >Princess Leia >Archduke Poggle the Lesser >Count Dooku >The Queen of Naboo >Duchess Satine Kryze >The Fel dynasty >Xizor >That family that ruled Hapes >Queens of Geonosis >That Zygerrian Queen >Master Rancissis and his family The Wook has loads more and makes me feel stupid for complaining now
Adrian Robinson
The only acceptable survivor is the droid in my opinion this is a suicide mission after all and it be pretty stupid to let some on live.
Luis Jackson
How pissed would you be if new canon makes Plagueis human?
Ayden Wright
humans are cute
Carter Reyes
>A long time ago in a galaxy far far away >Liking humans
Nolan Adams
Why would anyone get angry over a minor detail?
Xavier Jackson
Wouldn't be opposed to the idea.
Kevin Green
Are you new to the Star Wars fandom?
Dominic Gutierrez
other races with few exceptions are humans of different color
Justin Davis
Wouldn't mind it. Legends Plagueis being a Munn was utterly retarded.
Jacob Jenkins
Will we ever get a movie with an alien main character?
Jordan Wilson
Yes, in 2020's Ahsoka: A Star Wars Story.
Could you imagine though?
Leo Gonzalez
Probably a humanoid one in some spin-off. CGI monkeys are off-limits.
Brody Rogers
Humans are aliens, user.
Anthony Cruz
It takes strength to resist the autism, only the weak embrace it.
Jonathan Bell
Smug Ahsoka user here, that isn't me as I've gotten bored of it ages ago.
Jackson Miller
It's not a literal suicide mission, though.
Camden Nelson
>see the power of the Death Star fucking up Jedha >know that the Empire has tons of TIEs to spare in dogfighting >ISDs too >break into a heavily guarded Imperial facility to steal the most top secret documents in the Empire >not a suicide mission by any stretch
Kevin Adams
Shu Torun is also ruled by a Queen, and that Toydarian king from TCW
Jeremiah Powell
This, i can definitely see them using a Twi'Lek or a Togruta as a main character
Liam Bailey
You should not have left your Holocron unattended. RigNemAnon has found it and learned it's secrets.
Ryder Harris
>see the power of the Death Star fucking up Jedha
I thought Alderaan was the first planet they tested the Death Star on.
William Torres
tie fighters are just sex
Matthew Perez
First planet they tested it at full strength. Jedha is the first planet it's ever fired on to see if it even works as intended.
Nicholas Lopez
Onderon's king.
Nathan Diaz
>It's not a literal suicide mission, though.
Ayden Peterson
>works as intended. death star patch notes 2.0.05.4 >improved beam intensity >color beam options >improved range
Juan Lopez
I could go for a Kaleesh, myself.
I'm putting up with Commander just so I can see the TIE-D in action..at least until I can find a decent controller for that TIE Fighter game.
Caleb James
Or a Pantoran or Mirialan if they don't want to do any extra appendage prosthetics.
Hudson Barnes
Will we ever get a Star Wars alien sex tape? Preferably with Mirialan girl on girl action.
Kayden Reed
>dude haha so quirky and lewd lmao x-^-D end yourself, niggerfaggot
Aiden Bennett
Will you fucking adopt a trip already?
Owen Thompson
Keyword literal. Survival chances obviously aren't great but they're not intended to die.
Angel Rivera
We do have that twilek on human porn video, but it sucks
Jose Campbell
I expect one or two to survive, but you know if any of them survive people are going to bitch.
Leo Ramirez
>But after the reshoots? Unsure. Disney supposedly made it more tonally in line with Star Wars Stop spreading debunked rumors. The source was NEVER verified on Reddit.
Noah Brown
>In Star Wars one of the Imperials calls Chewbacca a 'thing' Leia calls him a walking carpet.
And Han calls him a "big furry oaf" and a "fuzzball".
Gavin Fisher
Looks kick-ass.
Dylan Roberts
>I could go for a Kaleesh, myself. That or a Trandoshan myself. I wouldn't be able to stand a near-human like a Twi'lek or Togruta.
Aaron Wood
>tfw too broke to see this in theaters
Asher Howard
Look at this Palpatine concept art and think about how it might look.
Jackson Martinez
We could've had a Duros Sheev
Benjamin Bennett
That'd be pretty hot.
Julian Bailey
Now where'd be the fun in that?
Lucas Bennett
Wouldn't spend a penny on it to be honest.
Jose Hall
>that U-wing shooting the AT-AT's (or AT-ACT) leg wtf i love the U-Wing now. Literally a space-nam Huey
Easton Thomas
The best part about the Empire is when you realize that they clearly have a galactic monopoly on black shiny leatherclad domination freaks ready for sexy subjugation. It's the perfect fetish fuel!
And then what does Sheev do? He staffs it at the upper echelons of power with the most prim and proper sexless British man-skeletons who will never tolerate debased activities that would undermine the what they see as the cultured esteem of the Empire. They're as much about repression as they are oppression!
Sheev IS best troll.
Matthew Butler
Wow, this film has a lot of potential wallpaper material. The bits that mirror the scenes from ANH look cool.
Xavier Watson
>Wow, this film has a lot of kino material. FTFY
Blake Lopez
S-source
Parker Smith
Well at least it looks somewhat menacing
Muuns don't
Nicholas Wood
Will it be better than TFA?
Kayden Collins
Definitely.
Jaxson Barnes
It certainly looks to be. Much better put together, too
