Brit/pol/ - Priti Patel edition

>House of Commons at 14:30
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

>Today's Papers 5/9/16
sli.mg/a/I9GcRC

>Lord Ashcroft: This is what Britain really wants from Brexit, Mrs May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/this-is-what-britain-really-wants-from-brexit-mrs-may/

>May pours cold water on Britain introducing Australian points-style immigration system
express.co.uk/news/politics/707121/May-Britain-Australian-points-style-immigration-system

>UK economy expands at steady pace despite Brexit vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-cbi-idUKKCN1190XJ

>Theresa May in talks over a free trade deal with Australia after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/g20-theresa-may-in-talks-over-a-free-trade-deal-with-australia-a/

>Keith Vaz stands down from home affairs select committee after male escort sex allegations
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/keith-vaz-resigns-from-home-affairs-select-committee-following-m/

>Japan warns firms may move European HQ out of Britain
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37270372

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PAKIS OUT

Ben LeKike Shapshiftero has a list
twitter.com/benshapiro/status/771017284273909761

When is David Davis on?

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Is anything particularly noteworthy happening in Parliament later today?

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(A list of people he thinks should be president)

First for haven't eaten in 24 hours.

are you on a diet or just poor

>Labour still doesn't have a ministerial team

Holy shit, she's having to be flanked by the shadow defence and shadow international trade/energy and climate change

This must be exhausting

>scots

>Ron Paul
What an idiot.

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Debate on second EU referendum at half 4

Haven't left my bed desu.

Also irrelevant to this but just saw a Grindr advert on Jewtube. Made me rage desu.

How is Benji not alt-right himself?

Strict constitutionalist, firmer Breitbart editor-in-chief, anti-immigration

Non paki thread is here.

Have you been watching gay vids on youtube?

Sounds good, I'm glad Parliament is finally back so we have more to talk about

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>the vazmeister general

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vaz thanking someone for correcting the record

>doesn't like Priti

hang the cunt

Invoke Article 50 Demonstration at 4 lads.

>Didn't budget properly for the summer
>Tried to find a job the whole time but kept getting turned down
>Didn't want to go Universal Credit because it was horrible the one time I had to do it
>Wasn't going to have enough to last the month but didn't want to tell my parents out of shame
>Finally admit it to my gran who then proceeds to hand me enough for the month

I am not worthy.

Because he tried to ruin Trump.

Kind of fancy her desu senpai

Good edition, Patel is a qt desu

>at 4
>444

Is it a sign?

Yeah a man not working really is shameful

Ron Paul also hates Trump

Just saying, if Benji casts that wide a net then he is also included as part of the alt-right

What a quintessentially Scottish name
Stream?

Dem digits confirms Article 50 invocation

>Keith Vaz continuing to try

Just fuck off and die

No.

>all these scotland larpers

Demonstration where?

Absolute madness with the dubs right now.
Genuinely terrified.
Sphincter under lots of pressure.

Is she really a 10 in Britain?

>Be Scottish
>Be British
>Vote to Stay in the United Kingdom, due to not being a traitor and not wanting to live in a third world country
>Vote to leave the EU, because despite what people believe we don't need a Belgian cock up our arse to survive in the 21st century
>Proud of what Scotland brings to the union with our talented engineers, shipyards, fishing industry, universities, national heritage sites, beautiful countryside and popular tourist destinations
>Not a complete fuckwad that realises plenty of Irish, English and welsh live here due to the United Kingdom existing for 400 years and the US vs THEM argument is just a meme for banter
>Proudly wave the Saltire and the Union Flag
>Still slated by the English, EDL types
>Still slated by ethnic Scots who fell for the braveheart meme despite Wallace dying 700 years ago
mfw

Is when I have to ask others to bail me out for my own failings.

Get of Sup Forums and don't stop asking for a job. Try and apply for at least 1 every hour or so and you'll get one eventually.

"I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP TAKING MIGRANT COCK"
- Germany

>Keith Vaz's sister

>why did you have to mention me, Keith

So I heard one argument against a points system is that it's very inefficient for the government to try and gauge what professions and skills we need and vet immigrants accordingly. I've seen a suggestion of a Singapore-style immagration system which I think, though I can't really recall, was where companies were disincentivised (or outright banned) from hiring low-skill, low-wage foreigners and instead incentivised for high-skill, high-wage foreigners.

Outside the Palace of Westminster. Now it's our turn.

>Patel
She did get BTFO by Hislop to be fair

youtu.be/_DrsVhzbLzU

How about simply disallowing immigrantion low-paid jobs, or from countries known for poor quality education or low academic integrity?

If it's temporary summer work you need go to a local restaurant and ask if they need a potwash. It's a job no one wants to do so there's always demand for them

Kitchen banter is always amazing, qt waitresses and regular cig breaks. Give it a go user

This is clearly the fault of all German men, they should be punished by having their house taken away from them to house more new Germans.

Meant for

Huh?

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I made something for you Brit/pol/
Please ignore the shitty MS Paint quality

Right-wing self-defence paramilitaries when?

And it'll keep happening whilst these shill nationalist parties such as SNP, Plaid Cymru keep brainwashing youngsters and gullible older people.

You have a stream or anything for it, or is there none? The media sure as fuck won't televise it for more than 30 seconds, if that.

MORE LIKE KEITH POZ KNOWWHATIMSAYINGLADS

It`s shit if your boss is shit.

I have asked some of the local restaurants but nothing had anything going. Besides, with Uni beginning again I am looking for something will be a bit easier on my timetable.

she is ageing like shit

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>people calling Priti a paki
>actually trying to split the thread because of it
Fucks sake.

Rhodesia

youtu.be/hSveaJVPAGQ

Priti is short
SHORT

Holy shit the inevitable right wing uprising just gets closer every day

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brit/pol/ is a virgin NEET thread

J U S T

I prefer to call small girls 'manageable'.

Poor lad, he'll be back one day

>FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL DAVID DAVIS ANNOUNCES A POLE GENOCIDE

Do you have refugenes, brit/pol/?

youtube.com/watch?v=0SIjQSpjCNk

DAVID DAVIS UP

TUNE INTO PARLIAMENT LADS

He's speaking right now

I shagged a nigger once

hes on now lads

>bongs unironically like Indian women now

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davis gonna dave

she's a smug pepe. I want her on my face

I want a qt refugee gf

Shame they're all men. Who /virgin/ here?

Northern Indians are fine. Some look whiter than most Portuguese/Greeks

>rich cunts talking down to the plebs from their ivory towers

I'd gas them all if I could.

What is it with closeted gays and wanting power?

Fucking shitburner

They integrate better than most and they're former commonwealth. They're alright by me as long as they contribute

>I want a qt refugee gf

Fuck off to Calais then and don't bother coming back

Remainkek MPs probably blowing their fucking tops at the fact that Boris, Davis and Fox are on the front bench.


lmao

Had myself a chuckle lad.

>she's a smug pepe

you dont even know m8

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Wew lads just reading about this

Surprised >they let us get away with this BloodyRacism™

gov.uk/tier-5-youth-mobility/overview

You can apply for a Tier 5 (Youth Mobility Scheme) visa if you:

>want to live and work in the UK for up to 2 years
>are aged 18 to 30
>have £1,890 in savings
>have certain types of British Nationality or are from certain countries
>meet the other eligibility requirements

You can apply for a Tier 5 (Youth Mobility Scheme) visa if you’re aged 18 to 30 and you’re from:

>Australia
>Canada
>Japan
>Monaco
>New Zealand
>Hong Kong
>Republic of Korea
>Taiwan

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>bunch of somali men

Why so angry Pablo? Plenty of British men had Indian wives in the Raj

>"I really shouldn't have tried to LARP as Francis Urquhart during the Conservative leadership race"

Is there something like this for us movign to other places?

britfeel is full of normalfags

I don't think there is a stream. That would be racist and bigoted user.