Well done, Slytherin... Well done, Slytherin... however...
Well done, Slytherin... Well done, Slytherin... however
Brayden Martin
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Elijah Stewart
any minute now
Dylan Gomez
Couldn't believe the slytherins didn't riot over this bullshit.
Joshua Kelly
scared, user?
Ryder Gonzalez
Maybe one of them should try saving the school for once.
Carson Reed
youtube.com
I can't believe this video has 52,000 views now lol. Pasta incoming.
Andrew Carter
absolutely not i love potter-posting
Matthew Adams
I will always watch this when it's posted.
Henry Nelson
>potterposting
>not dullestposting
>not bloomposting
You can tell a meme is extra shit when people don't even have a consistent name for it.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER, despite your best efforts, you are just unfortunate participants in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"BRRRAAAP!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Chase Taylor
would've been labeled a race riot and all the slytherins would've been hanged. can't do a single thing as a slytherin without gettin busted for it desu.
Samuel Kelly
you sound like a fag
Jayden Perry
based
Noah Long
based
Asher Reed
>tfw Hillary won the popular vote
Matthew Lee
based
Brayden Butler
based
Nicholas Hughes
>...however, you're all gay
Adam Thomas
based
Tyler Evans
such a good shows theme used for such plebeian Sup Forums trash
Grayson Brown
based
Ryder Taylor
based
Carter Brown
Shit
Cooper Garcia
SIX GORRILION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
Juan Thompson
Was Dumbledore being biased here?
Isaac Collins
One point for every Gryffindor member the Slytherin gassed according to Dumbledore.
I agree with the decision.
Isaac Young
Where's the music from?
Dylan Cox
no, every witch or wizard that went bad was in slytherin. if anything they should send anyone sorted into that shit house to the furnaces.
Ethan Moore
Original Dumbledore was best Dumbledore
New Dumbledore sucked
Colton Collins
Brine
Sebastian Gomez
Wasn't Dumbledore originally a Gryffindor member? How is this blatant favoritism acceptable?