George Clooney would break up with his gfs by writing a note stating he is ending the relationship and what he enjoyed...

George Clooney would break up with his gfs by writing a note stating he is ending the relationship and what he enjoyed about the relationship, and a check for $150k inside.

>what did he mean by this?

damn

Autistic but not completely cuntish of him.

I do the same thing desu

he's got the right idea. all women are prostitutes.

kek

but what about his bfs?

I'm easily better looking than George Clooney was even in his prime. Can I have sex with Stacy Keibler now?

i'm 34 and have never been on a date
ama

don't worry, Buff Bagwell and Disco Inferno got there first, she's not that special

They've all been paid enough to ensure nobody ever knows about them, of course.

how can I not be sad about no gf?

are you that ugly? I'm socially awkward but I can get dates from dating sites pretty regular. I go for milfs so its easier but you can do it too

realize a gf isn't the end all in life and you nothing to prove by getting gf
not ugly just extremely avoidant personality

get some booze and go on a dating site if you're that shy, you'll be fine

thanks i know about dating sites

You should try a dating website

how about you know about me putting a fist in your face pal?

>Giving money after break up

That's funny as fuck. If she accepts the money she is a gold digger. If not, I'd marry her.

that would be extremely painful

you ding-dong diddly wish

for you