Alexander Gordon Jahans has discovered the pizza prank, and he is beyond livid. He emplors his viewers to keep the trolling online. Then he indicates that he seems to think that now somehow his parents and his cat are in danger. This one small thing (pizzas arriving at his house) has basically destroyed him. He's like someone who's just witnessed a death. Bizzare!
>7:21 lol threatening anyone that has been sending him pizza >7:30 announcing his parents are getting divorced >8:26 holding back the tears as he is getting angry at the trolls. >9:22 Millennial woes has been emailing him. >10:10 does not want to be leader of alt right. >10:40 please STOP THE TROLLING HELP ME! >17:07 sister is in another country.
Basically that's it, after that he goes into self loathing mode. He is trying hard to get us to hate him, but remember, keep being nice, it's the best troll tactic of all!
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youtube.com/watch?v=nXAjSYuh30M Jahans swears by all that is holy and leftwing that he will never embrace filthy antifeminism or racism! He promises >MY NAME IS ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS, I CREATED THE FARSH NUKE, I AM A WRITER, FIRST AND FOREMOST! AND I WILL NOT BEND TO YOUR RACISM, TO YOUR BIGOTRY, I WILL NOT LET MYSELF BECOME AN ENEMY OF FEMINISM OR TTHE TRANS CAUSE. I VOW. I WILL REMAIN TRUE TO "WHO I AM". ~~~ So in short: his identity is entirely built around the idea of being a leftwinger who opposes ebil bigotree and he is paranoid as all fuck about believing rightwing ideas. Fascinating
Angel Sanchez
>reviewbrah threads nuked and OP's IP banned for months >fat autist generals stay up for days and are promoted
James Butler
>making shit up >posting reviewbrah spam in all my threads GTFO
Dylan Perez
FUCK THIS FAT AUTIST BRITKEK
THIS IS NOW A REVIEWBRAH THREAD
Luis Edwards
Will you fags stop harassing him? We need him to lead the new Reich, not an hero.
Evan Torres
Jahans equates rightwingers with bullies, bullies he has dealt with for his entire life. This is his entire reason for opposing the right, because he believes they are like the bullies from his past. His fellow lefties have treated him poorly, while some of his rightwing audience like him. Clearly the nice rightwingers are a huge contradiction in his entire worldview, and it's eroding his security in his own belief system!
The best troll tactic is targeting his sense of superiority, since he believes he is superior to "those mean bully rightwingers". Keep being nice, it fucks him up. He may be redpilled in the end, after all!
Keep nuking his brain with kindness! He is subconsciously trying to make us hate him! Don't fall for it!
Chase Foster
I'm promoting understanding and compassion towards Jahans, user, look at these posts
This isn't a "FUCK YOU JAHANS" thread. This is psychology, this is politics, this is drama. This is interesting.
Isaac Nelson
fuck off leaf. Hope you get doxxed and stalked when the reviewbrah thing is over.
Julian Gutierrez
An Image of Jahans revealed itself to me in a piece of toast today.
Praise be to Kek.
Cooper Torres
Whats his address?
Nicholas Smith
true jahanists thumbs up his videos, dont be a fag
Nathaniel Watson
I had another vivid dream, Sup Forums, I dreamed that Jahans will lead us to the final victory against the Aryan.
Is it true - is this man the saviour of the ANGLO race
Xavier Murphy
What is his address?
Hunter Mitchell
we will make him famous
Luke Ross
what's his address?
Levi Collins
How much you wanna bet that his mom/dad got him to make his most recent video and told him to actually not just yell for once? there prbly getting onto him pretty hard.
also he is claiming that after the divorce he will be moving it's pretty likely that he won't have internet at some point but he will still blame it on us.
Landon Martin
Reviewbrah is banned because the is not related to politics. AGJ is.
>TRS, Amren, Radix, VDare, Counter-Currents le they no exist movement Canadian #1 Jahans fan approved site btw lad
Luke Williams
i'd be more proud of the drama article desu
Noah Barnes
In this moment I am esoteric.
Christian Peterson
I felt pretty bad after his last vid. It's not funny if he's not sperging out. Why does anyone care what some fat britbong autist thinks anyway. If he's been bullied his whole life and still doesn't understand that showing a reaction is the reason it continues he's obviously actually retarded. Let him write his erotic sci fi garbage in peace. Continuing the cult of Jahanism on Sup Forums is fine but at least stop sending shit to his house. He clearly can't handle the rl bantz.
Nolan Cooper
I'm going to spam the shit out this
Sup Forumss new religion Be nice to your enemies!
Hunter Wilson
What you are doing is making him a literal god
Justin Smith
"We are living in a time where even Socialism and Communism may not even be able to save us" -Based AGJ
ITS OVER, THE PROPHET IS IN PANIC MODE
Lucas Green
Jahans actually thinks the alt-right is a british movement
Owen Miller
Maybe he's linking it to that Brexit stuff.
Mason Mitchell
Surely he knows about Sup Forums and Pepe and our connections to Trump, plus Hillary did explicitly state the term.
Matthew Thompson
someone plz post sister get some dat gud jeans
Kevin Flores
Keep Jahaning till u yawning
Esoteric Jahanists never sent him pizzas, asshole CWC trolls from /cow/ did it, you can look into it if you want.
He's just an interesting case.
UPDATE- Holy shit he is being such a complete fucking asshole in his latest vid. He is trying to get us to want to fight him.
The content of this post is offensive to esoteric Jahanist.
Michael Myers
He actually brings up the distinction between radical muslims and regular muslims while lumping all of the alt right together in the very worst the alt right has to offer. He has made no attempt whatsoever to distinguish the actions of the few from the actions of the many when it's the group he doesn't agree with. He's literally the textbook leftist. He will kill himself before he recognizes his own cognitive dissonance.
Owen Miller
Why has no one has commented?
Justin Rodriguez
Should we call and warn them about the dogs getting killed by guns?
Jeremiah Edwards
Whatever you need to do to the Janhas you want to to it yourself. He is Just a Mirror of everyone's faults Clean your room now to convert to Jahansnism! You will feel better!
Jace Reyes
is that on his latest video? he takes a while to approve comments
Nathan Clark
jahansu akbar
he approves comments so he has approved none
Jose Johnson
He needs to approve comments. How does he even do it? It seems like some of the comments he approves of shits on him.
Cooper James
I thought that was only the one video, not all future video.
Nolan Russell
>he approves of shits on him. Autismo probably thinks it is a joke.
Henry Morgan
Is this guy going to become Sup Forums's version of CWC? He seems to be almost as autistic and trollable.
Samuel Young
cool politics thread, faggot
Jordan Walker
He's actually very fir about what comments he approves, unless its direct threats or horrible insults, he approves it
Juan Hall
fair*
William Torres
>why do I want to kill him
Does it make you feel better about your life to know a guy exists who is so pathetic? Is it possible your own life is terrible, or maybe just you feel powerless to stop people from ruining the world and need to believe they're all as stupid as this guy?
Gayest shit you'll see all thread but the truth is we're all just scared young people who don't know what's going on and want to feel distracted about how powerless we are. Some kids go left, others go right. Odds are we'll all look back at ourselves in 20 years and cringe at how we thought we had it all figured out.
I don't know, man. Sometimes it seems like he completely ignores my more mundane comments. And I never shit on him.
Mason Gonzalez
he is yea
Luke Allen
are you the guy with the steven harper icon always posting about meme reviews in the comment section?
are you the stalker? cause fuck m8, you are obsessed.
Leo Stewart
The into almost seems like satire
but it's 100% deadly serious
Julian Moore
Strange, I mildly shit on him a lot and he approves
Matthew Jackson
>aeuuuuuhh, b-b-but ROTHERHAM
So he truly is retarded, after all.
Dylan Green
It was pretty amusing >let it be known there will be no mercy when I and the police find you
Isaiah Young
I guess we truly did send him crazy.
Brandon Lewis
Worst forced meme in ages
Julian Carter
Might be his paranoia allowing him to see through my act t b h.
Jose Hall
>if i keep calling it forced than the hundreds of people who are genuinely interested will disappear!
Christopher Thomas
we really are trying to confuse him
Easton Collins
Every time I see this thread, I want to make a ten hour drive to Canada. Not sure if I want to kick you in the balls, or drink a twelve pack and talk about life.
A) so after seeing dozens of these threads, what does this have to do with Sup Forums? Seems to me, this is your personal Chris Chan and you won't be happy until he burns his house down and pierces his taint. B) this nu-male thinks pizzas are a sign of the apocalypse? C) what kind of person are you, to take delight from destroying someone's mental health? Especially someone with obvious mental issues?
I don't see why your not banned to Sup Forums, from everything I can find and read, this is CWC 2.0
Blake Rivera
...
Brayden Ross
There are very few leftists who can make the case for the right wing. There are millions of voting age americans who honestly believe trump's entire platform is a single policy of get rid of the brown people. When you're on the same team as the media and the celebrities you don't have to learn anything about the other team because virtually everything you see in your day to day life affirms the belief that you're the only one making any sense.
How many of us spent years as leftists because jon stewart made the the left seem like the only valid option for a rational and thinking person. How old were you before you first heard a sensible argument for the right? They're not retarded, just sheltered and maybe a bit intellectually complacent.
Christian Walker
>GET RID OF THE FUCKING PIZZAS!
Kevin Roberts
We all know that Soros is forcing this meme to legitimize FAT ACCEPTANCE and ANTI WHITE SOCIAL JUSTICE POWER
Jahans is a tool of the NWO, eventually he will persuade us all to fight for leftism
Zachary Watson
And "milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.
The prophet Alexander Janhas is great Say thanks for the bump !
Bentley Brooks
>Contact an Adult
William Robinson
H E R E T I C E R E T I C
Anthony Collins
>what does this have to do with Sup Forums? Fucking THIS, we're not B motherfuckers. Get this shit off of this board.
Bentley Hill
>GET RID OF THE FUCKING WHITE NATIONALISTS >IT IS NOT WORF IT >POC ARE COMPLAINING
Sebastian Gray
>Not understanding esoteric Jahansnism.
But it's the current year!
Eli Foster
He's the embodiment of liberalism.
Aaron Rogers
He is such a fucking whining cunt, holy shit.
Cooper Allen
Based Karen!
Quads u a d s
Matthew Cruz
All he does is bitch about the "alt-right." He is Sup Forums related.
Logan Cox
Your digits seal his fate.
Josiah Brooks
T H I S H I S
T H I S H I S
It's one reason why we keep watching, and keep laughing.
Hail his immortal name! Praise KeK, hail Jahans!
Austin Gomez
Kill him with kindness lads.
Noice.
Andrew Cruz
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Logan Robinson
He is the reincarnation of the Great Architect.
Alexander Kelly
>the police are involved because I was sent free pizza
