Why did they replace alpha Toby with a 12 year old twink?

Why did they replace alpha Toby with a 12 year old twink?

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>Tobey
>Alpha
>Literally gets cucked twice

These just showed up at my local walmart, and I had to pick one up.

It's a pretty good deal.
You get all three movies with their special features, PLUS Spider-Man 2.1 and the new alternate cut of Spider-Man 3

Previously I only owned Spidey 3 on bluray

>Hollywood Movie
>Why did they replace alpha Toby with a 12 year old twink?

Are you forgetting how beat the shit out of James Franco for cucking him?

That was pretty alpha.

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What are these memes called

>local walmart
So I really am posting alongside rural and suburban retards.

>no he despised you. you were an embarassment ot him. look at little goblin jr. gonna cry?
>punch
kek

>they're making a spiderman movie
...
>and it's being directed by Sam Raimi
...

nothing has ever matched the feeling of hearing that

Unfortunately, that will never happen again.

>don't buy this cheap thing for reasons
>not retarded

sure you kek, I'll just blow my budget so that I'll feel morally superior.
Broke but superior.

Hearing they were making a Guardians of the Galaxy movie at all was a pretty big one. Then they announced the guy who made Super and Slither and SFW Porn was going to be directing.

For all the possible (and already made) fapfiction tbqh.

toby was replaced by andrew garfield, you blithering idiot

Toby was handsome when he was a kid and still not ugly when Spider-Man was filmed but of the three Peter Parkers, he's definitely the least handsome.

what's 2.1? spider-man 2 with additional scenes?

and how does alternate cut of 3 differ from original cut?

How does tobey spidey shoot his semen through his spidey suit? It comes from his wrists but there's no obvious holes except for this plothole.

Did he die? A fucking explosive in his face? So spidey kills people?

tobey didn't kill james franco. it was the sandman (in 3, i think).

No, he ended up surviving the explosion.

How the fuck could he survive an explosive to the face? He doesn't have any super powers

He did there, he was taking the goblin super serum

Holland>Toby>>>>>>>>>>>>>Garfield

His face did end up getting a bit messed up, though.
This.

This meme has completely lost its way. It went from making fun of people that called everyone virgins to "thing I don't like vs. Thing I like." The rate at which this site ruins shit is amazing.

>Why did they replace alpha Toby with a 12 year old twink?

Because the next Spider-man reboot will be - Spider-girl !!!

the post on /fit/ that you're ripping off said it better

/fit/'s gay and the Rick and Morty virgin vs. the Chad Xavier meme was when it was at it's peak of hilarity.

who?

Don't you know that the true alpha Spiderman is the shirtless spiderman?
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who cares? you talk like a fag. you idiots take this shit too seriously. it's just a meme.

Fuck, like everyone else I hated spidey 3 but damn that scenes good. Really satisfying to see a hero be a genuine hard fucker too. Raimi is a great talent where's he at now

the new guy is ugly.

the alpha tobey

didn't the new spiderman have a sex tape leak? or did i imagine that

If you think Tobey Maguire is better looking then there's no help for you mate.

harrison osborneterfield is the most handsome among them all

Tom is a lucky guy.

Well he's not an effeminate faggot for sure.

The trophy husband thing with your best friend seems like a good life.

they both are lucky. i wish i have a best mate like harrison or tom. or logan lerman. ;_;

I agree completely.
>they both are lucky.
This too. You can still get a best friend like that, user. It's not too late yet.

No. I loved Mayday and I don't want them to shit on her with their Marlel 'movies'.

goddamn you're a white trash

That was the intention you faggot/femanon; that's one of thhe reasons why Garfield's Peter wasn't good, a guy that looks like Andrew would never be bullied

The sad thing is this garbage is on par with Spider-Man 1 and 2 on RT and has a higher score than both of them on IMDB.

Raimi had a more lovecraftian take on Spider-man

So he hated niggers?

Because he's 42 years old now, hard to play a kid in his 20's.

You don't get out of your house.

Why lie?

Maguire is the least ugly by far.

>osborneterfield
Yeah he really needs to play Harry. I can't think of many castings so good where the actor would barely even have to act for the role.

okay, hold on a second, I didn't watch holland's spiderman, is that really his suit or is this a shop ?
seriously what the fuck is that thing

Most of the action scenes were done by motion capture. Meaning Holland did whatever stunt on a stage, and then they spliced it into he actual scene. At a guess they wanted the design as simplistic as possible so that was easier.

and then they replaced him with a CGI model too

Whatever happened to Tobey anyway?
Never saw him after Gatsby. Did he name the names?

>The human Chad

Jeje'd

He's just a bad actor mate. It takes a severe lack of talent to make Peter Parker and Nick Carraway pretty much the same character.

THat part when Peter looks down at Francos broken body and says "...and you call yourself white?"

>what's 2.1? spider-man 2 with additional scenes?
yup. Its worse desu.

m8 I live in fucking canada.
Our local walmart is pretty comfy, and there's always tons of cuties hanging around

Lies.
The elevator scene and pizza scene are worse but aside from that it's way better.

>Hey what's your name kid?

>and how does alternate cut of 3 differ from original cut?

It's mostly re-ordering some scenes, with a few additional takes and a couple new scenes

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It's funny cuz franco is a jew

human chad: knows how to shot web

This scene was great but the tone of the movie varied so much viewers didn't have time to process the good parts from the cartoonish

I thought this guy was 16 or still growing.

He's in his fucking 20s and he's shorter than RDJ, a literal manlet.

I honestly feel bad for him.

Fuck no. Holland's a fuck ugly twink

>Stop disliking a thing I like!

No, Tom. You look like a toad.

It comes out as small fibres through the breathable material of the suit and then weaves itself into a web.
What's the matter bro? It's simple stuff.

>director has hand on his ass
literal casting couch

What about who they replaced MJ with? She was such a cutie

It does feel a little awkward being attracted to her when she looks a lot like my mom though

>Look at little Schlomo Jr., gonna cry?

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US

Wrong.

I bet they give the best nohomo brojobs

Do you mean May? I'm concerned and aroused if your mom looks like a 21 year old Zendaya.

His mom is too fucking hot.

>best nohomo brojobs
I'll agree with you there.

10/10

They probably do. Must be nice.

Comic book characters don't count as replacing actors.

This scene is unironically great. Cheesy as hell but for its genre its fucking awesome. The last part when he catches the grenade and throws it back is fucking badass.

Tobey sells the "you did not just fucking do that" type of rage, like he doesn't even hesitate to throw it back in franco's face

>buying useless shit you don't need is justified if you think it's cheap

I'd love to stand next to this manlet and make him look pathetic lmao

I'd love to see some user smugly stand next to fucking Tom Hollard and think they're making him look "pathetic."

Why are cityniggers so fucking obnoxious?

That's Harrison They can both probably kick that guys ass though

The landlord's daughter craves his cock tho

Also, the dance scene.

why are ruralniggers so bitter? No one is making you be a tree person.

The second one literally looks like a retarded Teenager, don't know his name

Garfield? He was the oldest guy to play Spider-Man, about 28 in ASM:1.

Confronted about his cynical personality, the cityfaggot is quick to defend himself by projecting his bitterness on to those who make an active decision to live away from cities.
What's it like, not having any stores to go and buy things whenever your heart desires? It must suck having to wait for Amazon deliveries instead of just popping down to your local Fry's or Costco or Walmart and getting your shit price matched.
I bet you don't even have a license, Mr. "My entire life is a block away from me".

Oh come on. As long as you're not an autist all you need to do is stand there

Two little twink gay hollywood actors?

>So spidey kills people

Did you miss the several lynching scenes or something?