Why is this the only thing Sarah Jessica Parker has been attractive in?

Why is this the only thing Sarah Jessica Parker has been attractive in?

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I thought she was great in War Horse

She's cute in Mars Attacks

Corset and her fellow witches are hideous

she does a good job in Hidalgo

Wasn't she in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Because she was embracing her aesthetic.

The only role she has ever been attractive in, is starring as a hatchet faced witch.

this, it's because she spends the entire movie next to a couple of battle axes

What about Flight of the Navigator?

Because her tits were out, her face still looked shit.

Heh

Is an horse an actress?

Yes, she featured as 'horse #2'

He didn't need any help with his joke, faggot.

She was attractive for a hot minute with LA Story, because her youth and slight pudge rounded her face off. As she got older her face got harder and angular, she did not age well - starving herself for Sex In The City didn't help. Now she looks like damned ghoul.

>LA story
Stop being such a fag OP.

>War Horse

fucking gospel

She looked good in this:

youtu.be/SJ2cjDwaTsU

great childhood faps

It helps that she has a cow and a pig beside her.

A horse looks better compared to a cow and a pig.

She was her best in Striking Distance. That's as good as she'll ever be lads.

Because she was paired with two uggos.

she's cute in square pegs.

Failure to Launch

It's another "Sup Forums discusses their high standards for women" episode

Love this one

theguardian.com/science/shortcuts/2016/oct/02/ugly-friend-effect-you-had-better-read-on

Because it was about witches, her true form

Cheerleader effect.

she's so sexy! I'd totally ride her around a field and feed her some oats, if you catch my drift

This.

Sex in the Coty is the biggest joke ever.

Aside the brunette (Charlotte?), every single one looks like garbage and they pulled Chad millionaires left and right.

I found her role in this film bewitching.

>every single one looks like garbage and they pulled Chad millionaires left and right

It's like a harem anime but for women.

fapped to her in flight of the navigator when I was just starting to fap.

Because she looks like a horse?

Good looking by comparison.

Is anyone going to post a webm of the scene?

You're ALL wrong. Honeymoon in Vegas was her best.