Hey Sup Forums, have you had your Wilkins Instant Coffee today?

Hey Sup Forums, have you had your Wilkins Instant Coffee today?

n-no

Why, I've never tried it!

seventeen cups and counting

WHO RESURRECTED HIM

Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins!

I'm hooked up to a constant IV drip.

But Wilkins has been discontinued for years, nobody can drin

I wanted to make myself some instant coffee, but I lost the recipe.

please don't kill me

I thought we locked your ass in Muppet Jail.

He was let out early for drinking Wilkins coffee.

>that time proto kernit blew up a childrens hospital just because it didnt stock willkins

What's this guy's power level? Which Sup Forums character could plausibly go toe to toe with him?

>proto kernit

His name is Wilkins

No. And neither have you since they don't make it anymore

I wouldn't be saying things like that if I were you.

y-yes

Sure did! I even invented a time machine specifically so I could go back and buy some.

...

He has an unlimited supply all for himself

>Wilkins wants to lead humanity to true happiness with the power of Wilkins Instant Coffee, and seeks to do this by acquiring the ultimate stand
>in the end he receives what he seeks, the stand [Brewed In Heaven], which uses the power of caffeine, Wilkins Instant Coffee, and robust satisfying flavor to move with the speed of a tempest and alter the flow of time itself
Wilkins, a coffee that guide all the humans in this world to true happiness.

bump

Dio X Coffee OTP

jojo once again, ruins a thread

He's more like Proto Todd Howard.

Any character, provided they drink Wilkins' Coffee.

>ruins

Ah--ah, yeah, sure I did, good buddy, why wouldn't I be drinking Wilkins Instant Coff---HELP! SEND HELP! SOMEONE SAVE US FROM

DRINK THE FUCKING COFFEE OR I'LL SHOOT

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Fun Fact: Jim Hensen hated coffee, and all the extreme stuff Wilkins would do was a joke about what people would actually have to do to get him to drink coffee

My dick in a blender *prrrrrrtrr*

Would you know if I lie to you about the delicious taste of Wilkin's Instant Coffee since I have tried it and its truly wonderful.

Y-yes, I don't see why I'd wouldn't, haha.

>jojoposting
truly the mlp of anime