Hey Sup Forums, have you had your Wilkins Instant Coffee today?
Hey Sup Forums, have you had your Wilkins Instant Coffee today?
n-no
Why, I've never tried it!
seventeen cups and counting
WHO RESURRECTED HIM
Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins!
I'm hooked up to a constant IV drip.
But Wilkins has been discontinued for years, nobody can drin
I wanted to make myself some instant coffee, but I lost the recipe.
please don't kill me
I thought we locked your ass in Muppet Jail.
He was let out early for drinking Wilkins coffee.
>that time proto kernit blew up a childrens hospital just because it didnt stock willkins
What's this guy's power level? Which Sup Forums character could plausibly go toe to toe with him?
>proto kernit
His name is Wilkins
No. And neither have you since they don't make it anymore
I wouldn't be saying things like that if I were you.
y-yes
Sure did! I even invented a time machine specifically so I could go back and buy some.
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He has an unlimited supply all for himself
>Wilkins wants to lead humanity to true happiness with the power of Wilkins Instant Coffee, and seeks to do this by acquiring the ultimate stand
>in the end he receives what he seeks, the stand [Brewed In Heaven], which uses the power of caffeine, Wilkins Instant Coffee, and robust satisfying flavor to move with the speed of a tempest and alter the flow of time itself
Wilkins, a coffee that guide all the humans in this world to true happiness.
bump
Dio X Coffee OTP
jojo once again, ruins a thread
He's more like Proto Todd Howard.
Any character, provided they drink Wilkins' Coffee.
>ruins
Ah--ah, yeah, sure I did, good buddy, why wouldn't I be drinking Wilkins Instant Coff---HELP! SEND HELP! SOMEONE SAVE US FROM
DRINK THE FUCKING COFFEE OR I'LL SHOOT
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Fun Fact: Jim Hensen hated coffee, and all the extreme stuff Wilkins would do was a joke about what people would actually have to do to get him to drink coffee
My dick in a blender *prrrrrrtrr*
Would you know if I lie to you about the delicious taste of Wilkin's Instant Coffee since I have tried it and its truly wonderful.
Y-yes, I don't see why I'd wouldn't, haha.
>jojoposting
truly the mlp of anime