What went wrong?

what went wrong?

I saw it last night. Many of the problems with the movie are problems with the source material: Too many characters. Remove Michael and Stanley (the two driest characters by a wide margin), you shave off at least 20 minutes right there, make the movie a lean 1 hour and 50 minutes.

I haven't slept for a week now after I saw this new Pennywise. I just kept getting scareder and scareder when I watched it. It sent chills into my spinal fluid. I am so afraid of this clown, do not see this movie it will fuck you up seriously. I have heard there are people that got so scared they died in the theater.

Overreliance on CGI and monster-like stuff, no atmosphere of true fear and horror, no pressure on the audience leading to the climax.
It feels like your typical teen-horror of these days, belongs to the same box with movies like Mama, Sinister and stuff.
I would've enjoyed it if I was around 15.

The source material. They did the best you could have hoped for with what they had to work with.

Made it's money back and then some in ONE DAY. Suck it, loser.

They didn't let Fukanaga show us Bev's boobs.

Excellent film. The pleb on here trashing it are buttblasted pedos mostly.

pisses away all its momentum with the timeskip.
Bowers gets one scene with his dad and then kills him.
The climax goes on way too long and the choreography/editing in the last fight scene is truly terrible.

Everything

the comic parts killed the mood

My little brother (14) loved it, and he's an idiot.

that whole New Kids on the Block thing made me damn near groan.

Too many loud, obvious jumpscares. Most of this movie works for me besides the "scary" parts where I wasn't scared at all. In fact I was laughing at some of them for how over the top they were, which is why this movie reminded me of evil dead. However if they had gone in a more subtle direction with the scares then I think I would have loved this movie, not even as a horror but more of a dark fantasy coming of age movie. Kids that are the same age as the kids in the movie should love it though, it's a shame they can't see it in theaters since it's rated R

>Too many loud, obvious jumpscares.
end of debate

They removed the gangbang scene

Not enough Finn as Richie

>movie is highly praised
>Sup Forums hates it
Every time.

search the fucking pictures in google pedophile

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They didn't include this kino scene

This is the ugliest kid I've ever seen

Why does Stephen King looks so "off". It's like he has his whole face pulled back to tighten it.

Wasn't Lovecraftian enough

This is good though. If Sup Forums shits on a movie then you know it's high on my watching list.

Stealth dubs shill #2

>thinky they would ever remove a jew

Literally nothing

I really fucking hated that one joker kid. He should have shut up after everyone started dying

That's how you know a movie is kino though

FOR YOU

Wonder woman was highly praised and it was generic dogshit, not every case is the same, faggot

THEY don't have balls

Bev?

>wonder woman
>not Spider-Man
Interesting choice really makes me think

Almost every "scary" moment in this movie is a jumpscare. Pennywise showed up way too many times, and shtick grew tired after a while. It sucks as a horror movie.

Having said that, I would still recommend the movie because the kids were entertaining as hell. Finn Wolfhard was amazing. Everything he said was gold. It is way funnier than it is scary.

Fuck horror movies, by the way. 9 times out of 10, they aren't scary and have the depth of a puddle. Watching the previews for shitty horror movie about a Facebook ghost and the shitty horror movie knockoff of Groundhog Day, makes me wonder why people like this stupid genre.

Not an argument.

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Spiderman was forgettable but it had its moments and Michael Keating was phenomenal
Wonder woman was literally I HAVE TO STOP ARES AND END ALL WARS and then hilariously ares does show up with a English mustache and then she defeats the GOD OF WAR by blocking? Before World War 2 happens lol

Was getting cummies in your tummy part of your plan?

He was hit by a car in the 90s, though I have no idea if that had anything to do with it.

Also, drugs and booze

nothing, this was a terrible fucking movie an the execs KNEW it, it got horrible flack a while ago when it was going to be released and the execs pulled it from release schedule until that flak blew over and they rereleased it with a new ad campaign and it worked likea charm, the goys ate it right up

cocaine is a hell of a drug

Some research has suggested that those who hate clowns also don't like red heads.

>Before World War 2 happens lol
yeah that was part of her arc mate, did you watch the movie?
she realised humanity was a bit shit and would kill each other with any excuse but still decided to save them anyway

Wonder Woman was better than Homecoming and GotG2 though. Also thanks for confirming all the antishilling comes from you disneybros, I still had some doubts

Why is he an idiot, user?

Pretty much. Although sometimes they are right.

>what went wrong with the best movie of the year?
Well nothing, I guess

>Fuck horror movies
>>>/reddit/
Pleb

>What is GoodTime

Mike was cut down drastically from what his character was in the book. Stanley should've been killed by his fear or been cut. He was a waste of screentime otherwise.

HIS minions were awful. WHy did they even use them in the movie ?

>implying that people on Reddit don't like horror movies

Fuck off with your Reddit boogeyman, fag.

Nothing, it was pretty good.

AHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU IT FLOPPED SUCK IT SHILLS! SUCK IT REEEEEEAAAAAAAAL GOOD!

Reddit fucking hates horror, faggot.

You seem to know a lot about Reddit's likes and dislikes, pillow-biter.

This

That's because I used to be a redditor.

Pure art. Plebeians wouldn't understand how powerful this scene was.

>Hey fat boy, you're a big guy.
>for yoy

>The scene where Pennywise taunts the hypochondriac kid by pretending he's gonna bite his fingers
It's fun, sue me

what's wrong with it... it's a clown after all

>gif

How do you save people when you ultimately don't stop anything?
Her bf saved the day by destroying the bomber, she defeated a metaphorical villain right before World war fucking 2
And what was her final revelation? The power of love? Top lol

It's leagues better than the shit tip of a miniseries we had in 1990. Aside from Tim Curry (who was more funny and comical than anything) everything about It 2017 absolutely mauls the old one in every aspect.

>every horror movie monster must be elusive like alien and jaws
fuck off

>Pennywise the dancing clown
>people sperge out when he starts dancing

It's almost like it isn't really possible to scare anyone if they're older than like 13.

it's unnerving in the sense that it's so unnatural and the fact that he wants to eat and murder you and is doing a goofy dance

>It's almost like it isn't really possible to scare anyone if they're older than like 13.
y-yeah haha

>bbbut Wonder Woman was worse than SpiderTwink
DisneyShills are fucking pathetic

No. Wonder Woman was sadly overrated. Same with Homecoming, but it was slightly better.

GOTG2 was kino.