She was such a cutie, why didn't Peter take the opportunity?

She was such a cutie, why didn't Peter take the opportunity?

her parent wouldn't allow it

She was a thot.

She would've gotten pregnant on purpose and then you'd be fucked.

>risking the wrath of Ditkovitch
Unless you want your door fix in ways you wouldn't believe, you stay away

nice high-quality image you posted there

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid.

>For this month.

t. bitter virgin

Here it is, the reason this thread was most likely made.

Include me in the screencap

There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your
Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.” You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

>tfw no skinny 5/10 to blow loads into

>t.thot

Battling copypastas with a copypasta. Literally fighting fire with fire.

I was doing you guys a favour, she looks much better in 240p.

Imagine being user in that board and having to be all like "damn, Shitposter, your pasta is fuckin' fine, all repetitive with your stale bait and horrific additions. I would totally reply to you, both Anonymously and as the real me." when all he really wants to do is post another Bane thread in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be user and not only sit in your chair while this autist flaunts his boring pasta in front of you, the samefagged replies barely concealing the repetitiveness and autism, and just sit there, post after post, thread after thread, while he perfected that pasta. Not only having to tolerate his aspergers but his haughty attitude as the newfags tell him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, OC LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his extra chromosome fucking posting contort into types of shitposts you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been responding to nothing but a healthy diet of Arnold and katana and later alleged John pasta for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sup Forums. You've never even seen anything this fucking boring before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his rolling stomach as he giggles again and posts suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "original (for that is what he calls it)" pasta, the pasta he worked so hard for months. And then he posts in a other thread, and you know you could shitpost in every thread in this board before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking user. You're not going to lose your future posts over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Good.

Wrong, loser boi, I'm just a bi-chad from the third world who fucks traps and girls. Little robots betas are annoying, will work out and stop watching weeb shit and porn, maybe one day you'll kiss a girl.

Ursula > Mary Jane. Convincingly attracted to Peter, instead of just being the official plot-mandated love interest. Also Kirsten Dunst is a bad actress.

kys faggot, Kirsten Dunst is my supreme waifu

>screencapping old pasta
hellllllloooooooooooooooooo reddit

>I'LL PAY THE RENT IF YOU FIX THE DOOR YOU GODDAMN GABBAGE EATING SLAVSHIT

How did this get past the censors?

he did
re-watch
everytime she makes him something to eat it symbolize him fucking the tight slavic pussy

Samefag

Because he's not into toads maybe?

She looks like a walking std

No.

I bet she's tight as a garden hose and her pussy smells reallt bad

Why is this trollop bearing her midriff?

Uncle Ben hated slavic subhumans, Peter wouldn't tarnish his memory like that

She looks so awkward but I guess that's the point.

It's a weird looking bitch triggers OP's particular brand of autism and it's a

>WHY DIDNT HE FUCK HER???? RRRREEEEEEEEE?

episode.

Hello plebbit

It'd be cute getting her aroused and seeing her blush like crazy.

Peter was a good boy. He wouldn't stoop to the level of fucking Slavic skellys just to fuck. He was raised by his uncle and aunt. He wants love, or something resembling love.

Her personality in the few scenes she's in are definitely a turn on so that probably why this thread was made. She's not overly ugly but she's not a supermodel she's just approachable.

FIX THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Cuz she was a skrull

preferred her on the shield
farrah was so cute even with the rotten crack addict teeth