That's how fast it takes

That's how fast it takes.

JUNO'S CUNT

>mfw real life Antony was even more pathetic

How so? That seems like quite the achievement considering how pathetic he was in the show already.

>Octavian, now close to absolute power, did not intend to give Antony and Cleopatra any rest. In August 30 BC, assisted by Agrippa, he invaded Egypt. With no other refuge to escape to, Antony committed suicide by stabbing himself with his sword in the mistaken belief that Cleopatra had already done so. When he found out that Cleopatra was still alive, his friends brought him to Cleopatra's monument in which she was hiding, and he died in her arms.

Couldn't even face his death like a man

how do you go from that

to THIS

>tfw no rome prequel set in the punic wars
Just kill me already

Women

Not all bitches are ABSOLUTELY evil, but you should always assert dominance over them. Never too dominant, but never too equal.

>no anthology depicting how rome conquered pretty much the entire mediterranean in just 50 years

>no caligula or nero spin off

So Octavian was autistic, right?

>everyones completely missing the goodfellas reference

Where do you get this from?

>wincest
>made the entire senate his bitch without even a single gray hair
>turns mark antony from an alpha chad into a beta cuck

the list goes on

it's pretty obvious my man, it doesn't need people going HAHA XD GOODFELLAS MEME!

The way he acts, his mannerisms, his social ineptitude, his lack of eye contact

the list goes on

Youre a pleb.

He would have been tortured, humiliated, and paraded.

Marcus Antonius was one of the great roman generals and statesman of his time. Which is why almost all of the empire was governed by him, and why he was given the task of warring with Parthia after caesars death.

Much like in Japan, suicide was seen as an honorable death in Rome.

Hi Mark, you're still a bitch

>talking shit about this guy

...

JUPITER'S COCK

The 80s were a different time.