Movie calls .44 Magnum "the most powerful handgun in the world"

>movie calls .44 Magnum "the most powerful handgun in the world"

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what a .44 Magnum does to a woman's pussy, that you should see.

>browse porn categories by pornstars
>thumbnails highlight the one time they did IR shit despite 99% of her porn being with white dudes

>game calls the Colt SAA the greatest handgun ever made

>it's a /k/shit joint

One drop rule

>hears noise in the night
>pulls out an unlocked gun underneath his pillow

>bomb in movie has a visible timer

>low on ammo
>asks to borrow a clip
>character hands them a magazine

Nicole Aniston.

>loose cannon maverick cop who's getting too old for this shit doesn't know how many bullets he fired
>gambles on having one left

You talking to me punk? I dont see anyone rlse here. Bet your e wondering how many shots I fired, 5 or 6

Is Eastwood hair kino?

>gun handed to female character
>"do you know how to use that thing?"
>she removes clip, checks clip then reloads clip

>quick, install more firewalls

>clip

Definitely

>asian movie
>uses chopsticks, fans, strings, and other household shit as weapons of choice

>car chase
>"this guy's got some moves"

>i had 2^-i50e brothers

>heist movie
>walkie-talkie conversation cuts to suspended upside down crew member

>girl slaps bad guy in the face
>"You're feisty, I like that"

Obviously

how else would the bomb know when to explode?

>characters have guns pointed at eachother
>neither shoots

>tropes that fucking make you cum instantly

>character holds uzi horizontally

>character is handed small, weak looking weapon
>he ridicules it
>finally uses it
>it's powerful as fuck

literally what movie does this besides men in black?

>female assassin uses hair sticks as weapons

>secret agent trying to get into boss villain's circle
>plays poker and wins with best hand every time despite it being utterly random

he knows both times tho

>villain has quad aces, celebrates early
>protagonist shows a royal flush

...

Wasn't it true at the time for production handguns? Also,

>someone the protagonist doesn't fully trust points a gun at him, turns out it was to shoot a bad guy behind him

>villain has 4 aces
>hero shows 5
>"damn he's lucky"

>WW2 hollywood production
>killing whites is considered heroic

took me a while

>hero and villain come face to face
>"no guns, just fists"

>guy has 2 shotguns

>hero confronts bad guy
>friends want to help out
>"No, I gotta do this myself"

>Fight between hero and villain
>Hero loses sword
>Villain drops his sword to even the field

>hero/villain punch-out in the end
>hero's starting to lose
>picks up a random gun and shoots him anyway

>WW2 movie
>glorifies communism

>character is american
>gets shot

>anti-war movie
>just an excuse to make an action war movie

>user uses the term "clip" not knowing what the fuck he's talking about.

>character simulates puking by making cough sounds

>I've got the shot!
>doesn't take the shot

It's part of the porn industry's global agenda to desensitize the white viewerbase to idea of interracialism and ultimately genocide of the white race

>bad guy explains his evil plan to main character
>"I'll never let you do this!"
>"do you think I'm a movie villain? It's happening as we speak"

>characters go through a deadly event or obstacle
>THAT...WAS...AWESOME!!!

It was pretty cool when Ozymandias pulled that one in Watchmen, though.

>damsel in distress gets hold of a gun for the first time
>miraculously becomes an olympic sharpshooter

>Hero fights a large group of bad guys but only one or two bad guys try at a time while the rest stand back waving their fists/weapons watching the show.

It is in Harry's hands tho

>character announces he has to puke
>huge stream of puke spits out immediately

It was when the movie came out.

>explosion looks like a large fireball from gas igniting
>characters fly back 10 from "blast" instead of limbs being blown off of torso as the inertial difference between the limbs and torso would overcome the tensile strength of human limb joints.

No wonder /tg/ has gone to shit with fucks like you posting in it.

That's the joke you cuck

>hero inherits katana
>"it's the legendary masamune"

Couldn't they have all just run up and grabbed her and pinned her down while one guy stabbed her?
I mean sure a few of them would die in the process but I can't see her getting around a wall of bodies tackling her.

>Leader of each faction also happens to be the best fighter

...

>faction leader's second in command is a brooding, silent, bad-ass type.

>"I'm not a perfect man but goddamnit I try every day!"
>appeal to emotions wins the jury over

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But why?

>nerdy looking hacker struggling to infiltrate a system
>hot female protagonist walks in and uses his keyboard
>"you're in"

>and your other plan B

>(you)

>all boys highschool
>everyone is a delinquent
>top student is best fighter
>new student aims to be the top student

>silent pause for audience laughter

>Murrican actresses
>black cum garbling fuckslags
>#1 producer of IR porn

Wow America, you sure showed the world your colours.

Literally never seen this on tv, is it a chinese cartoons thing?

Only 3 (You)s.

>okay, that didn't work out, time for plan B
>what's plan B?
>RUN

Watch Crows Zero.

>comedy movie trailer
>In the Hall of the Mountain King starts playing

>silent/ incomprehensible character was talking normally the whole time but his microphone or something didn't work and he never knew

So it IS a chinese cartoons thing. Thanks.

>I'm coming with you
>no you're not

youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw

Ode to Joy is another one

>stay in the car

Rodger Rabbit

>loser mc helps out hobo
>hobo turns out to be legendary martial arts master
>mc now begins his journey as new disciple

>we can't go in, cops will expect us
>then we'll just have to blend in
>*cuts to next scene, showing the characters in cops uniforms*

pure pwnage

>Shitty comedy trailer. Someone says something awkward.
Music stops.....
Rambling stuttering excuses on said awkward saying.
Music continues....

Name one movie.

>DON'T TOUCH THIS BUTTON
>*final scene*
>remember that button?

>music in the trailer stops when the joke has reached its pohante

kino

>woman wakes up trapped in man's body
>fumbles in using his dick when peeing
>urine all over the bathroom

>[knock on door]
>who is it
>[looks through the peephole]
>silenced gunshot

>solve captcha perfectly
>"Error. Please try again."
>solve it again
>"Error. Please try again."

The Town

unironically this

>girl slaps bad guy in the face
>"mmmm kitty likes to scratch"

>nerd
>references to a "nerdy" movie/show that everyone has seen (Game of Thrones) to establish nerdiness