How do I know I can trust you?

>how do I know I can trust you?
>you don't

...

>we need to break into the system
>i know just the hacker
>is he good?
>who said anything about a HE
>90s goth chick busts through the door
>types random shit for 2 seconds
>im in
>walks away
>guys stare at her ass

>and your OTHER woman

>sidekick character approaches blowhard character with an idea
>blowhard character says "i've got an idea!"
>it's the same idea

>nobody ever came back

>underdog team brings in ringer
>its a golden retriever

>only two people on earth can break into this system
>how do you know this?
>I designed it

>because I have something you'll never have
>something worth fighting FOR

>girl partner makes three guys ejaculate simultaneously
>main character gives her a questioning look
>"what? I grew up with 5 brothers."

>Just relax man

Name five operas where this happens.

>prom night
>mc's female friend he didn't care for walks into the room with a nice dress
>*Kiss Me starts playing*

>man claims he only called in that he had one of the prisoners he took on board, not three
>then pretends to shoot them
>this reveals he was bluffing and called in all three and he gets called out on it
>the character gets defeated but stops one of his guys frI'm escaping saying they expect one of them when they clearly were expecting 3 in the wreckage

>good guy kills villain at the end
>sequel comes out
>new bad guy is the brother of the villain of the first movie

>guy fights full movie to get that one chick
>get her in the end
>she fucking dies

>make a frogposting thread
>deleted in less than a minute

Name 5 board rules, 12 global rules 14 unwritten rules and 9 laws that frogposting violates

>presidential candidate promises to make anime real
>then he doesn't

>hero dies and people go through the process of mourning
>episode ends with shot of hero, alive and well, looking from a distance.

>I guess its time for plan C
>whats plan C?
>CUM!