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I just bhought alex jones emergency survival foods for $1500
Brilliant!
Eat it all in one day live on YouTube I'll watch
I have a large garden and have saved enough seed so that my entire neighborhood could feed themselves.
Good goy
I hope you bought some water filters as well.
semen isn't a sustainable food
Make sure you don't forget the noose.
yes lad now you just need to smuggle in some knives and you're all set
Already have it
Tell that to the swedes
This
I can't believe Sup Forums is dumb enough to give jew protectors shekels
ITS 2016 COME ON!!
>giving a grand to my nigga
Thanks OP :)
Hope you bought some of Beck's gold too.
your mother's asshole disagrees lmao eat shit moose fucker
>falling for controlled opposition Alex Jewnes
Congrats, you're on a list now
What do you think he means by (((globalists)))
The goodest goy list?
GOD JOB user!!1111! OMG WTF AELX ((JON3S)) WIL HALP U SURVIEV DA 3NSUNG APOCALYPSE
1!1111! WTF
I laughed too fucking hard at this you faggot
All these fucking CTR shills shitting on Alex Jones, fucking kek.
Alex Jones is the Jew's biggest enemy. Don't forget he was the one that uncovered Bohemian Grove. He also called Wolf Blitzer a mossad agent.
does it come with a years supply of imodium?
why didn't you buy some brain force and super male vitality supplements to wash the food down?
>jew's biggest enemy
>works for a jew
Send it to Jahans
What does he mean when he says that "George Soros is a nazi" or that "Arabs control Hollywood"?
The answer to 1984 is $19.95
Why not just buy freeze-dried foods from any other supplied?
How much protein is in each meal?
THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776
Did you try any of them yet and if so how do they taste?
I've been thinking about buying some long term storage food, it really can't hurt to have a couple months sitting around just in-case. Who knows if power will go out for weeks if blizzard hits or something similar.
WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
How much is it?
I just bought it. Its shipping over in the next week or so.
I take deep liver cleanse and survival shield and its awesome.
Will report back when the emergency food arrives.
>implying that the jews and arabs don't worship one and the same, the demiurge, and hope to destroy Christ
>implying yahweh and allah are not the fallan angle lucifer
>implying the nazis didn't have occult research that lead them to this conclusion, and they amassed jewish resources, not destroying them or melting them down, in an effort to one day make a new covenant
You are like a little baby
Good goy
His wife's a Jew, he's innocently naive like a child who thinks his parents can do no wrong
I bought the most expensive one 1500 dollars but you can buy smaller ones
Is there an Alex Jones brand noose?
I can actually see that being sold.
Just stock up on dog food.
do a mukbang
Make a thread when it gets to you and show us what's inside.
4u
Will do
>he's innocently naive
Lol no. He enjoys a lavish lifestyle fucking younger women (including the coal burning whore Lee Ann) and barhopping in Austin while selling boner pills and misinformation to his patriotard audience. Alex Jones is pure cancer. I also think he got a divorce and his jew wife got 50% of his assets kek serves him right
>Bong flag
It says on the page no international orders.
I gave my cousin money and my cousin bought it and is shipping it over.
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How does it compare to this:
Do you have the water filters for rehydrating that food?
You fucked up. They jip you 1000 calories a day so your supply will only last half a year.
I have water filters
why didn't you just buy $1500 worth of rice & assorted dehydrated beans/vegetables?
shit would last way longer than a year
How can you defend your home with no guns?
This never happened.
You guys are autistic, if he'd name drop the Jew the media would crucify him and ensure no normie or naive right-wing Israel-lover would check out his stuff. He points to their actions while naming them globalists, that's all that matters, anyone who isn't retarded sees the pattern and realizes that what he's pointing at is in fact the Jews. Whether he's bought or not, he still highlights the globalists which in turn highlights the Jews.
A NEET like you only needs a handful of the Augason Farms 30 day buckets.
Brainforce
Make sure you buy enough ammo to kill every mother fucking looter (at least the population of your state) TWICE.
Send proof with timestamp.
Can Brainforce help these mother fuckers at all?
Doesn't have all of the vitamins and minerals necessary for long-term survival. You'll be sick within 2 weeks. You'd have to learn to throw spears at deers and cultivate veggies if you want to survive longer with that stuff.