What is Sup Forums's opinion on elves?

What is Sup Forums's opinion on elves?

I'm with /tg/ on this one.

Fuck 'em.

Meat Toilets

Remove elf

Angry.

Elves are cool

Didn't you get the memo? /tg/ loves elves now.

Made for marying

Can't trust them. They'll just fuck you over because they always think they're better than you.

Dwarves >>>>> Elves

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they're cunts

Okay guys, This brings something to mind.

Best Tolkein animated adaptation?

Rats wearing human skin

I remember that thread!

>tfw created by based Mahal long before the dagger ears
>proven to have spirits of our own
>Ilúvatar still puts us to sleep so "muh elves" can be the first-born
Fucking elves!

Would you an elf?

Is the Pope catholic?

tree hippies are the worst

Elbereth protects.

Elven girls are the cutest and no one can tell me otherwise

that's a middle aged human with stubby arms

>excellent control of depth and shadow
>2d face

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REEEEEE FUCK YOU /twg/ STOP POSTING THESE THREADS ON EVERY BOARD JUST BECAUSE REALM OF THE WOOD ELVES IS COMING OUT

>that fucking face

It's horrifying

>after 10 years I can finally have an all waywatcher army
If tw:wh had come out when I was 15 years old ago I'd probably have creamed myself to death

female elves.. good, id kill to have a real girl with pointy ears like that.

dude elves.. meh. they're alright I guess.

>dude elves.. meh. they're alright I guess.
Excuse you

REMOVE

Are Brets actually completed yet?

For enslavement or removal nothing more nothing less

I mean, that's a nice ass. But is it really worth putting up with elf faggotry. I do t think so, user

Kinslayer pls

Wrong crusader, user.

Has to be a Sup Forums elf

I don't get it

Elves are xenophobic pricks that specialize in magic, unless you are significantly better than average no kind of magic will prevent you from an axe to the face (not to mention they're all tall and spindly). Considering how much elves seem to have a disdain for humans I find is surprising how may more half elves you'll find that half dwarves.

Literally nobody wants to fuck a dwarf. Not even other dwarves. Meanwhile, elves may be pricks but they're liquid sex regardless of gender.

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>nobody wants to fuck a dwarf
Speak for yourself.

>Literally nobody wants to fuck a dwarf.
>implying you wouldn't

>no beard
Not even with a ten foot pole.

>id kill to have a real girl with pointy ears like that.
You could try a cosplayer.

>elves

>Not liking THICC busty short girls

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Female elves are the fantasy equivalent of yellow fever.

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She has the face of a fat girl. Plus no big green eyes like Evangelyne has.

>no nagi ichi posted yet

Disappointed in you, Sup Forums

But her eyes are green

>implying Cra are elves

>expecting moonspeak gibberish
>on Sup Forums

They're being released in February as an FLC to coincide with the release of the "Old World Edition" rerelease of the base game.

But not BIG.

OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAACE

>implying a bunch of blond, knife-eared, arrow-welding rangers are not elves

Next you will be saying Xelors are not time wizards

They're fucking cunts. Especially

They're humans with pointed ears

i've seen her. have several pictures of her.. she looks amazing

Looks like a lot of make up really.. and maybe she was a fat girl but look at those guns.. looks more fit than me.

>but look at those gun
That could be arm fat. She may be wearing a corset and actually be fatter than she appears

in their universe.. technically not. But they're clearly based off Elves.

every god damn fantasy story or world created in the last 20 years has had its roots based entirely in Tolkien lore. Cras are just an alternate world Elves, same as Orcs basically being retarded Elves.

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Never gets old.

dude, fat arms DO NOT look like that. That is muscle.

>manlets

Is the AI still doing that obnoxious Agent Spam?

Codex Alera? Eberron? Thief? And that is just off the top of my head.

I want to hang out with that lady.

I think they're cool. People need to stop copying Tolkien though, his elves weren't that great.

Depends largely on the setting. TES elves are pretty solid due to their diversity. Warhammer Elves/Eldar never really caught my interest, but I do like me some Dark Eldar. Never totally dug Tolkien's elves either.

Malekith is probably the best purely Sup Forums elf I'm aware of. I really dig his design.

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why does sokka have tits and pointy teeth?

Elves are the most diverse race in nearly every setting, next to humans. In some they even beat humans in diversity

Is that a Vivec reference?

Malekith predates Vivec.

Elves are for bullying.

Vivec is a Malekith reference

Whats he like except being a two-face elf?

They are faggots in every form of media.

Inhuman Beasts

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He's your typical elf villain. Racially based superiority complex and a little bit of "my people are dead" when the writers decide the Dark Elves are all dead. Admittedly my interest in him is entirely based on his design and the adaptations . I've never been a big Thor reader.

He's a dick who wants to rule everything.

KILL THEM ALL!

Why do we hate elves so much? This meme is completely out of control

This poster is an elf.

Elf Hitler who channels The Joker.

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Always the most obnoxious, gayest race.

Always.

But this thread is about elves, not dwarves

>Dwarves
>Not one of the coolest races

Dwarves range from being fearless berserkers to legendary craftsmen to outright engineers.

Elves are always "we're really old and we're really good-looking and magical and you are not so fuck you"

I like Poison Elves as a guilty pleasure.
It's unapologetic edgy goth 2cool4school stuff but it got soul.

RIP Drew Hayes.

>Elves are always "we're really old and we're really good-looking and magical and you are not so fuck you"

Dwarves are always drunkards who swing runed hammers around while swearing on me mum.

not to mention Dwarves love to drink.

>liking hyper masculine midgets who get drunk all day and fuck bearded "women"
Sounds pretty gay to me

See I know you're trying to devalue Dwarves as a race with these descriptions, but you're only highlighting why they're superior to "Fuckboy: The Race"

Actually overheard in a comic book shop...

Truly, dwarves are the proudest and most noble of races

I'd dick one but I don't have to like them.