You represent mankind and are the first to greet space aliens. What do you say to them?

You represent mankind and are the first to greet space aliens. What do you say to them?

ayylmaoo

Ayy lmao

Back to the bottomless pit you go, Razael

Ayy lmao

AM I BEING DETAINED

Fuck off space niggers we're full

Fuck off space niggers
You can crash on the moon if you want

die, inferior unaesthetic anthro

Fuck off Space Nigger - we're full.

Niggers tounge my anus

ayy lmao

>is there any other real answer?

Do you have any weapons for us to kill muslims with?

I try to explain them Riemann hypothesis and ask if they found an answer.

So which one of you is a female?

aye le mao

WHAT'S YOUR OC

beware the jew.

that reply that was in an /x/ thread

Hello my name is Aylah Mao

>fuck off space niggers we're full

>fuck off space niggers we're full
>fuck off space niggers we're full

Choose your words wisely, human.

THROUGH DICK
UNITY

Help us! Some people down on Earth are inflicted with this... sickness, this condition. It's horrible! It turns their skin brown or black and is associated with higher rates of violence. Could you please, oh majestic alien overlords, help rid our planet of these ghastly, unfortunate souls?

Gas the kikes, space war now!

You forgot your image of alien pepe

We're full, spacenigger.

Please! You must help us! Our civilization is under assault by beings with dark skin, a distant evolutionary offshoot of our kin. Please help us wipe them out or we shall surely perish!

Lmao ayyy

Don't trust circumcised dicks.

Ask them for penis enhancement technologies

"I suffer from a disease of the heart which is only cured by alien boipussy."

Take me to your women

*pounces on UFO*
oWo what's this?

Jet fuel can't smelt steel beams!

Pls lazor beam whole earth

It's not what you say to them, it's what they say to you.

>whatever you say afterwards, please start with "ayy lmao" when you address the rest of mankind and please pretend it's a high greeting among you

If they look like that thing i wouldn't say anything id just fucking shoot them.

>pull my pants down and do the helicopter
"Stay away from our women."

GAS THE KIKES

>You represent mankind
me ? oh god were so fucked

6pbp

Be careful if you meet them alone, they may be horny after decades of space travel.

Gas the Ayys!
Space War now!

Harambe is dead.

ayy lmao

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There is no good, ayy lmao. There is no evil. There is only flesh.

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What did you do with Hitler?

I would introduce the aliens to my Tibetan shadow puppets.

Earth is full. You can crash on the moon.

>that image

That thing has a dick, you know.

GAS THE ZETA RETICULANS, SPACE WAR NOW!

Thanks

Demand reparations for forcing us to build the pyramids. Call them out on their micro-aggressions every two minutes. Blame all of our problems on them. Criticise the fact that they don't season their nutrient paste. You know, just a normal conversation between two ethnically different individuals.

everything drawn by Doxy has a dick, friend

kek

Holy shit

And it is all so good, maybe we can commission a femboi Polbot

What is your races most funny joke.

We will be able to see where they stand with such a simple question.

Hitler was right don't let them tell you otherwise

"I am the leader of all mankind. Under my leadership, our two species shall be like friends. Those who oppose me, oppose you, so it is in your interest to keep me alive and in power."

Then I would gas all jews and niggers

too late
SpaceNewsMedia is owned by jews

Welcome to planet Earth.

You will need to pay the visitor's tax. The cost is one of your spaceships.

>"Ayy lmao"
>they belive that we can understand each other
>we become buddies

Fuck off we're full
You can crash on the moon if you want

You one ugly motherfucker.

fuck you

Where's your ayy women at?

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>tfw "Ayy Lamo" is the alien word for "rape me"

Mufuggin bid nood, mayne.

Welcome to Earth
Now, get the fuck out

This galaxy is rightful Terran clay.

No amnesty for illegal aliens. Get out or die.

This entire world is a lost cause. Allow me hand select a small group of people to take aboard your ship. Scorch kill everyone else and then show us what's out there in the universe.

hey guys can you like um... notk ill us all? k tnx
oh yeah btw could you maybe kill everyone who has black or brown skin pls while you leave?
k tnx by

GET ME OUT

DELETE THIS

All our base are belong to us

Ooga booga where da green women at

Is that an anal probe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Same thing I do everytime I meet someone.

Shoot myself.

MUSEUM MEME

Parking is one million space credits per day

Do you do anal?

Would you speak to the alien in english or in your native language?

Gday cunt howistdoing?
Yeah fucking top stuff mate, have a good one !

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!

also gib credi- sorry, development and uplifting aid plox

"Is it time?"

You have a single sentence to say to the aliens to convince them to xenocide the entire human species, what do you say?

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I've already dealt with this problem before a few months ago.

Humanity first!

#I'mwithHer

DEATH TO XENOS

Dr. Ayy, I'm CIA