Would you do it?

Would you do it?

What's the catch?

She might have a landmine hidden in her gooch.

No

She's Aphrodite, a Greek Goddess, so if you don't satisfy her she might you into a pig or something. Then again, if you refuse to obey her direct command, she'd definetly do even worse.
So fuck it, literally, do your best and hope she's in a good mood.

You make a profound argument. TALLY HO!

They don't call me rocket fingers for nothing! I'mma gonna in.

Fuck this is easy:
1. lick her lady sandwitch for 20 minutes
2. manage with your peener after that

>What's the catch?

You have to fuck her like if it was the Waffen SS raping a polish village.

Part 2.
Who would you rather catch you? Her Husband? Or her Boyfriend?

In context is she saying that To Ares?
If not imma assume she's trying to imagine whoever she's fucking to be Ares.

Aphrodite was hired by the opposing side to stop Ares from joining a fight. Ares taunts her that she is a temptress who would deprive him of glorious war. Aphrodite replies with OP line.

>2010s
>women

pick one

Sorry, Ma'am, I'm a married man.

Even if that were not an issue, am being partially-disabled, so, "like [...] going to war" is not an option.

Again, what's the catch?

That is APHRODITE. Of course I'd fuck her. I mean, she's not Athena, but she's certainly more than good enough.

you will never please her. shes way to horny to be please by normal mortal men. she will shame you and then kill you.

How can I make love like I was going to war if love cannot bloom on the battlefield?

What is this from? Agents of Atlas?

Incredible Hercules.
But they do reference Agents of Atlas. Aphrodite is pissed at Venus from AoA for pretending to be her.

>Incredible Hercules

Which issue?

Im strictly a pacifist (read: pussy)

It was during the Assault on New Olympus arc, I don't know the exact issue.

Arent aphordite and venus the same person in Greek mythology?

That's the point. The real Greek Goddess is mad that some mortal is running around using her name.

Her boyfriend. I could never live with myself if Hephaestus saw me fucking his wife. I'd probably kill myself.

Wait is this from that Agents of Atlas or whatever comic?
Because that Aphrodite is canon not the actual Aphrodite.

I took vows of nonviolence and celibacy so ironically yes.

Try reading the thread, {{{user}}}.

Literally already answered your question.

But I never learned how to read.

thats easy
>first stimulate her clit
>then when she's wet enough finger her
>then slowly insert your pointing finger in her cervix
>if its loose enough try putting your hand inside her womb
>find her fallopian tubes
>inset 2 fingers and find her ovaries
>physically stimulate the ovary while slowly pulling it out
>once its out of the vagina cum on the ovary
>she'll be your sex slave for life
I stayed in a tibetan monastery for 20 years trying to learn this shit