>mfw thread theme how do grown adults sit down and watch that garbage then look at themselves in the mirror
Noah Myers
Europe is a spiritual wasteland and our problems are more religious than political. Humanist/Socialist politics is just a replacement for religion (save the world, bring people together).
Islamic immigration might end up being God's way of restoring Christianity, by reaction.
Jackson Cruz
Karen is like the Queen, she'll never die
Gabriel Young
delete this
Jace Robinson
Karen!
Jace Murphy
cont.
Even if we got rid of all the immigrants, it wouldn't change the fact that British people contracept and abort most of their children, divorce their spouses, and have little to no meaning in their lives.
Ayden Jones
nth for the Cape!
Anthony Miller
Tomorrow's papers, lads.
Bentley Clark
>Be foetus growing in womb >Can't wait to be born >Keep hearing things on the outside like "SNP", "multiculturalism" and "independence" >A little while later >"I'm hungry, here comes some food down the food cord!" >See brownish-black shit move down my food tube >"WHAT IS THAT?!?!" >I hear mummy say "Och, Ah'm just finishhing aff last night's haggis, Alex." >"NO, NO, NO! PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT IN ME" >The sludge moves into my body >"NOOOOOOO!" >Kick at the walls >"Och, he just kicked at mah stomach! He'll be reedy soon, I ken it!" >An hour later >I think mummy's went to sleep >"Ay Nikko'a, I brought a bag of chips and a can of Irn Bru. Where dat pussy at nigguh?" >"Tyrone, git o'er here and fook me!" >My chamber shakes >"W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON MUMMY?" >Hear moaning coming from outside >Something long and black is pressing mummy's insides >"OCH AYE TYRONE, FORCE IT AND STIR MAH INSIDES" >Literally hear the mush in her stomach squelching >Daddy is sleeping right next to mummy and this man not doing anything >Two weeks later, I learn I have down's syndrome >Soon, the water breaks >"NO, FUCK THIS! I'M OUT!" >Miscarriage
Sebastian White
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Adrian Cruz
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Michael Perry
Karen thinks about /Trumpgen/ when she's hanging out in Brit/pol/
Connor Kelly
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Luis Bailey
This thread is almost as gay as that fucking faggy pedo thread theme OP. What the fuck is this shit.
Jordan Jackson
What refugees are we supposed to be standing with? There aren't any in France.
Carter Edwards
Yes, she thinks about how shit the threads are
Michael Morgan
"Why should we fight" he asked me, "'Cause England is at war? Why are they fighting now, Dad, What are they fighting for? What does it mean to you, Dad, To babes, and mum, and me? The Germans won't come here From away across the sea. So why should you go there, Dad, And leave us here to cry? Is it cause England owns us? Is that the reason why?" His eyes look widely at me, I tightly held my son, And this is how I answered, His questions one by one.
"We fight when England calls us, For in her sacred keep The ashes of our fathers Lie in her soil asleep. And many times for England They fought that she'd be free, And they are part of England, And so, my son, are we. And some may pass her by, lad, And some may scorn her hand, But we must be forever A part of that fair land. For everything we have son, That's good and fine and just Was washed in British blood And given to us on trust.
"And we must keep that trust, son, Against the force of greed. And fight beside old England Whenever she's in need. And once again she's calling Across the Empire wide, And all her Empire answers: "You'll find us at your side" Oh yes, we're owned by England, But we own England, too, As you are part of me son, And I am part of you"
>post yfw the Commonwealth will never again look up to Britain
Joshua Nguyen
hows my comic britpol
Samuel Cook
Who's Jo Cox again?
Oliver Young
That's not very nice
Nolan Reyes
Not a fan of smuggies desu. Still, it is what it is, and what it is is a good example of what it is. (I hate it, but most people on Sup Forums will like it)
Owen Lee
nah
Jaxson Price
>mfw I've railed 3 american women, cumming inside every time then came back the the UK from holiday >mfw my accent literally got me laid 2/3 of those times
Why is it so good being British lads? And why do colonials love our accents?
Chase Martin
Lads, I have made a deal with a 3 people, I read a book that they recommend and they read one of my choosing. What books would you recommend? I was thinking about the culture of critique, or maybe Jared Taylor's the colour of crime. Anyone got any ideas?
Elijah Watson
Eastern cape a shit
Joseph James
*SHOVE IT UP ME ARSE AND GIVE LAST NIGHT'S HAGGIS A STIR
Grayson Rodriguez
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Brayden Thompson
does the yorkshire accent work on them or will i have to put on a southern one lad?
Leo Ward
I like Trump and America don't get me wrong, but your threads are pretty shit tbqh
Josiah Carter
well that pretty much sums up american women, most are not wife material
Alexander Myers
You must be a southerner?
Colton Price
I like it.
Aiden King
i dont think they can tell the difference
Ryder Gray
Who wrote that laddy, and when?
Jonathan Cruz
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Jeremiah Evans
In all fairness to the liberals, I'm sure that almost everybody in this thread, being honest, actually has no problem with refugees coming to this country for safety and to help rebuild their lives.
However, the sad truth is that not even 1 in a thousand of the parasites swarming around Calais are actually refugees.
Hell, I don't begrudge these people wanting to move to a rich, stable country to improve their lives, I'd probably feel the same in their shoes, but good will doesn't pay for infrastructure, nurses or teachers. Feeling sorry for them doesn't change the fact that for every single economic migrant we let in who doesn't contribute to our coffers, the living standards for all of us drops just that tiny, tiny bit.
Parker Perry
Done the same lad when I was in the colonies (Caribbean), my friend did an exchange to the US when we were at uni and from the sounds of it his cock was never dry.
Hudson Taylor
Get your own anime girl, burgers.
Elijah Sanchez
i honestly only go to collect picture of anime girls in maga hats
Ryder Stewart
The yorkshire accent sound actually hilarious to us. Most people will probably chuckle if they can even understand you.
>implying the commonwealth isn't in awe of our godtier brexit skills
Landon Ward
>In all fairness to the liberals, I'm sure that almost everybody in this thread, being honest, actually has no problem with refugees coming to this country for safety and to help rebuild their lives.
Unironically do not want a single 1 (one) to come to the uk
Nicholas Walker
Get out, lad.
They should seek refuge in the first safe country the arrive in, we have no obligation to accept a single fucking refugee.
Asher Collins
Le Morninig Star
Michael Lee
I have a problem with it Dead muslims dont breed Live ones breed like rats
Should send in the army to depopulate that jungle or firebomb it or something
