Gentlemen, ladies, how do we increase our profit margins?

Gentlemen, ladies, how do we increase our profit margins?

CAKES

Rape the Joker.

Maybe we should stop buying radioactive space rocks?

Maybe we could stop spending billions on fighting Superman?

Politics

CRUSH SUPERMAN

More anti-Kryptonian weaponry.

Run for president

We can only steal so many...

I think we should discontinue research in hair growth. We've sunk millions into it and we still havent made any progress

MAKE MORE POLLUTION!

Get out

Defenstrate him.

Lex, for the love of God. Seventy Billion dollars is a waste of money

Especially when used to kill Superman

Especially by building a mega death ray

i know this will sound crazy but what if we make a brothel wait wait... with superheroines?

i-i´m fired right?

There is so much erotica about that

We have that, progress is slow

BY BECOMING THE SUPERMAN

No, we have a strip club with super-heroines. The brothel has nothing!

Yeah but at least Livewire puts out

Instead of spending billions on a death ray to fight Superman, why don't we just throw a rock at him?

BRILLIANT!

>Livewire

she is a supervillian not superheroine

I've got this great real estate scheme dealing with the North pole Mr. Luthor , sir.

We have the technology, why don't we just create sexbots finally? I already have some rough drafts of blueprints made up, and they would be able to be customizable to fit any sexual preference!

A billion dollar space rock?

Set a detective or a reporter or someone to find Superman's true identity. I recommend Clark Kent. He's a good, honest man

Good lord Mr. Luthor! I just discovered that Lexsurance's home insurance plan, life insurance plan and health insurance plan all cover accidents that are results from supervillains or super fight collateral.
He have to stop this right away, sir! It's costing us a fortune!

She has tits, right? Does anything else even matter?

So get this. It's a plunger that you attach to your crotch so you can hip thrust your toilet until it's unclogged.

MORE LASERS

Kill Superman

i have tits too user

Add a fleshlight on the end of it and you may be onto something!

So logic follows that you're a supervillain

And a computer screen mounted on the wall with all your favorite porn bookmarked.

Needs a catchy slogan. What about Productive Pussy Pounding? And a name, something like the Portable Pocket Pussy Plunger or PPPP for short.

Mr. Luthor keeps having them made to look like that Lane reporter for the Daily Planet.

And we can add other attachments to help you clean while you fuck!
>vacuum
>wet mop
>feather duster
>ironing board

D-Do they come in loli flavor?

Oooh ooh! Can we make the vacuum attachment suck at both ends?

I like the way you think Jenson!

I don't believe you. post proof.

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I bet they're sweaty and saggy. The fact that you browse Sup Forums implies you're the lowest possible stratum in female hierarchy

you have a hair on one of your nips

other than that what cup size are you bby

Only through the underground market. Gotta maintain company policy!

Well, yes. Is there any other kind?

>Suddenly lexcorp is a sex-driven corporate house

Just fap already, you losers

Why no focus our efforts in fighting another superhero, like Booster Gold?

Hey, sometimes your mother needs a break.

I said fap, not sadomasochistic anal rape

Kill the Batman

You shouldn't judge your mother for what she likes done to her anus, user. She's putting you through art school. She's concerned about you too.

What a shitty thread

>not having a scat fetish

KILL SUPERMAN!