FUCK THIS GAY COUNTRY. FUCK AMERICA. I JUST GOT A FUCKING DUI FOR SLEEPING IN MY PARKED AND OFF CAR BECAUSE THE KEYS WERE IN MY POCKET. FUCK THE LAW. THIS SERIOUSLY FUCKING RUSTLED ME.
I HAVE NEVER ONCE BROKEN THE LAW AND THIS FAT ASS COP FUCKING KNOCKS ON MY WINDOW AND ARRESTS ME BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AND SLEEPING IN MY CAR!!! I WENT OUT TO A BAR AND SLEPT IN MY CAR BECAUSE I KNEW I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE AND I STILL GET TREATED LIKE SOMEONE WHO DRIVES AND GOT THE SAME CRIME. FUCK THE POLICE. FUCKING PIGS.
YES I AM FUCKING MAD. I JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL ON BAIL.
FUCK IT ALL. FUCK COPS. #BLACKLIVESMATTER I HOPE COPS DIE YOU PIG COCKSUCKERS
You're lucky it was just a DUI. If there were any semblence of order or justice, your kind would be shipped to the camps.
Jason Gray
Probably this.
Or called a cab like a responsible adult.
>but muh no money for cab
Then you should not be out getting wasted. Going out for a drink is like going out to eat. If you don't have money to tip don't go out at all.
Xavier Jenkins
Im sure you can appeal that in court, showing how you cared about the safety of society so you slept in your car till you sobered up. If you slept in your car how could you still of been drunk? most you would have is a hangover
Isaiah Hernandez
Sorry bud. I was drunk driving like a maniac in a parking lot the other night and he let me go. I guess it pays being white
Joseph Powell
>dui >court >appeal
you're funny, as though people actually have a fair chance against the draconian legal system
Colton Kelly
feels good seeing alcojews get what they deserve
Henry White
Kek
Adam Evans
Take it to court and waste the cops car. The key has to be in the ignition for it to be a DUI.
Jaxson Williams
You sound retarded.
Nice hipster glasses.
>everyone has access to cabs
You shouldn't talk if you're going to be that stupid
Ryder Williams
You drove drunk to get where you were parked
Leo Campbell
You should pursue all of your legal options in order to challenge it.
Anthony Lee
Truly the land of the free.
Angel Martinez
It's all about money. They need that infraction $$$.
Wyatt Carter
Good. That ought to teach you to stay away from the liquid Jew, you fucking degenerate piece of shit.
Connor Butler
How would one avoid getting in OP's situation? Putting the keys in the glovebox?
Jack Brooks
This.
At least in the States, anyway.
Liam Smith
No argument at all besides no access to cabs.
What kind of shit hole do you live in that you don't have access to cabs? A shit rural small town?
And in that case why even bother to go to a bar/applebees? Just drink at your house/place.
Come back when you have a real argument fuck boi
Chase Ortiz
...How did you get a DUI for sleeping while not being intoxicated/high though?
Jacob Rogers
its all about getting the prosecutor to agree with you and if you can prove a technicality that it might work, did they test the keys to see if they started "that" car? if not they cant prove the keys were even for his car.
John Ward
> I JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL ON BAIL >I HAVE NEVER ONCE BROKEN THE LAW > #BLACKLIVESMATTER
are you a nigger?
Justin Lewis
I'd say so. Somewhere where the cop can't find them. But I'd say he would assumes you have them since you're inside the car and would probably get to search if he really wanted to.
Or sleep on the side walk
Luke Sanchez
Fuck off you drunk.Should have taken a taxi.
Sebastian Taylor
>are you a nigger?
Just your average Sup Forumstard.
Gavin Anderson
hide them and tell the cop you gave them to a friend who's coming back in a few hours, I guess
Jason Ward
Said it before, but apparently we're "stupid" for thinking everyone has access to cabs
Christian Bell
You deserve it for drinking in the first place.
Luis Taylor
That's why they give white people a dui and never arrest crack dealers in the hood
Adrian Long
lol so many cop cocksuckers here
>YOU'RE A NIGGERRRRR >JEW >LIQUID JEW >BASED COPS
No I'm white and used to be like you idiots
I did the right, conscientious thing by sleeping in my car and not driving. Still charged for the same crime, but I 'deserve' it according to edgy kids? Guilty until proven innocent.
Cops pull people over for bullshit crimes and arrest people who sleep in their cars, while being too scared to arrest violent niggers in ghettoes. Yet you fools valiantly defend them.
Nicholas Harris
This is probably why we won't see driver less cars for like 20 years.
Owen Young
its actually called the fecal soda jew because alcohol is liteally the feces on tiny, living, breathing creatures
know your fucking meme, scum
Brayden Reed
Gotta find yourself a drunk judge to get off that one, ask me how I know.
Caleb Phillips
>.07 cents has been deposited to your account
Thanks for Kaepernicking the record
Luis Turner
>Drinking and being anywhere near your vehicle on a holiday weekend
ISHYGDDT
Cooper Gomez
This. Any attorney worth his dime would be able to get it off your record
Sebastian Cooper
>Leaving your car, which has many of the same private property rights as your home, in a parking lot to be stolen by someone or hauled off by a nosy fuck
Also the whole not everyone has access to public transportation.
William Russell
Impaired care and control. Deal with it criminal scam.
Same logic as "I put that bomb in the airport but didn't detonate it! Fuck you NSA!"
Drinking that heavily and especially driving is degenerate. Enjoy the lawyer fees.
Connor Powell
at least we can't go to jail for saying mean things about the refugees
Chase Flores
You fucking deserve it NORMIE FAGGOT GTFO
Mason White
How the fuck did you not know this happens? This was pretty common knowledge already. You should be sleeping in the backseat, not in the driver's seat also.
Charles King
so free dog bless
Wyatt Murphy
Have toy started looking into legal options? Whatever you spend is definite worth not having a dui on your record.
Blake Robinson
Contest it in court like an adult?
David Russell
Why didn't you make the officer touch the car's hood so he noticed it was cold? While filming him doing so if possible
Noah Long
This nigga here thinking like the Jews. Emulate him.
Carson Anderson
this has been SOP for decades. if you're going to sleep one off in your car, throw your keys under the car and climb in the backseat. much easier to argue it away, at least in court.
Kevin Hall
I'm sorry OP, i've been in a similar position where i once drived piss drunk home and the police stopped me for no reason, i had full control of my vehicle and this fat pig dare to threat me like some lowlife criminal
Dominic Diaz
You're supposed to sleep it off in the back seat and put the keys in the dashboard This is common knowledge retard
Nicholas Brooks
Cop here. Call a cab next time, and stop acting like a faggot.
Bentley Bailey
>I've never drank alcohol before You can get shitfaced off a few drinks if: Your body is worn down You didn't eat a proper meal, especially if it wasn't something hearty or starchy Your body just doesn't want to handle alcohol that day You're allergic to a certain type of alcohol or an ingredient they put in it You haven't had enough water that day The temperature outside etc
Holy fuck, you muh degeneracy assholes are just as bad as the gun grabbers, spewing shit to support bans on things you know nothing about.
Lincoln King
Honestly, nothing will likely come of it as long as you don't have a previous criminal record (which you stated you didn't before) and you show up to court.
Some people call this "white privilege" but it's actually called being an upstanding citizen who, as luck would have it, got mixed up in something they didn't intend to get mixed up in.
You'll be fine and they'll give you a lawyer.
Parker Hall
see
Jack Murphy
Why are you mad? You should win in court.
Adrian Sanchez
>not just drinking at home wew it's like you want to pay five times as much
Gabriel Lopez
sounds like u were arrested for trying to fight him not cause you were sleeping
Carson Cooper
you would have a hard time being homeless
Lincoln Stewart
>he lives in a country where he cant ride his bicycle home shitfaced and cops dont give a fuck
Austin Foster
None of the major cities on the south mississppi river save maybe new orleans have cand becsuse irs too dangerous. Don't pretend like its s commodity everywhere.
Nicholas Nelson
Old pasta is old nigger.
Ethan Flores
You know this type of shit just encourages drunk driving more because people have less of a chance of getting caught while moving than they do being responsible and sleeping it off in one spot.
I have never understood the big deal with people trying to do the right thing and sleeping in their car. It's like you want more drunk drivers on the road.
Blake Richardson
Fuck you you bitch ass power tripping faggot. There is nothing wrong with sleeping in your car. I hope you die on the line of duty because NOBODY will fucking care about your death except your family that will get over it all in a few years, happy with only your insurance money.
I'm not even kidding.
Thomas Rodriguez
rule number 1, never speak to the police, dont say a fucking word, nothing, obey their commands and stfu
SO MANY OF YOU IDIOTS CANT EVEN FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE RULE, WHICH WILL SAVE YOU 99% OF THE TIME
>knock on window its the police >ignore them >they get angry, roll down the window >they ask a question >you do not respond >they ask for license etc then give them that
DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO THE POLICE
DO NOT FUCKING INCRIMINATE YOURSELF
DO NOT PLAY FRIENDS WITH THE POLICE
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
Parker Hernandez
I had the same thing happen to me almost, I was smashed with my buddy in my car, and they couldn't do anything because and I quoute "The keys were not in the ignition. If the keys were in the ignition it would be a DUI" and that was in 2011, so I don't know if the law has changed since then or not.
Jack Nelson
just appeal it
Brayden Peterson
This is the fastest way to get arrested. Your article 4 free inhabitant shit doesn't work in the real world.
Jaxon Fisher
Sooo, he was drunk and decided to sleep at his car instead of taking a cab or dui. Then cops prosecute him. Am I missing sth? And people are defending this, are you that retarded at america? He was not dui he was sleeping like wtf?
Christopher Young
>he lives in a country so poor he can't afford to buy a car
btw you can get DUIs on bikes here too
Luke Evans
I know it's a pain in the ass, but if you appeal this you will win. Maybe you can even sue.
Parker Allen
We understand OP
Michael Gonzalez
>Guilty until proven innocent. you literally admitted your crime in the OP you fucking autist
Nathan Taylor
The kid had phemosis, at least according to the father.
Nathan Kelly
Not in all states, but you'll still get a public intoxication charge if they really want to get you.
Jackson Collins
Why would you care if you got a dui? I thought you guys were experts at correcting records.
Henry Kelly
You can get bike DUIs here, but that's only if you're majorly fucking up. Drunk biking is great.
>Only one on the bike path, drunk AF, bright ass lights front and back Feels good man
Landon Martinez
You seem so mad, to be honest.
Jordan Wood
That's out of order mate. My wife is a police officer and she would never pull that shit. Unless you're behind the wheel then no problem. Drink driving is punished harshly in my country. It is only punished by jail if the courts decide that there are multiple offences and previous history. Driving under the influence will give a big fine and and a driving ban. Jail is only given for repeat offenders. And people who drive like maniacs.
There's a simple rule: do not drive a vehicle if you've had a drink. Just get a taxi. Taxis are expensive, but the drivers are certified, and show ID. It's on the dashboard of the vehicle. The most I've spent on a taxi is £40 as I came home late by train and the buses weren't running. The trains go all night, but getting home was a problem. I live in the sticks. I gave the driver about £7 in tips as he looked after me.
My wife was thankful that I didn't fuck up. I got a mate to drive my car here from Newcastle.
Noah Gutierrez
>I HAVE NEVER ONCE BROKEN THE LAW But you just did, having your keys in your car while intoxicated shows premediation for drinking while driving, it shows intent.
Chase Mitchell
Shoulda taken an Uber, faggot OP
Luis Sanders
It has happened here as well, cops took drivers licenses of bike riders who were drunk. Court overruled it a couple of years ago. If you bike home from an area where people generally go out the police had something better to do.
Ayden King
>And people are defending this, are you that retarded at america? Just for context, remember beer was once illegal here per constitutional amendment.
Noah Allen
Kek sucksbto be you.
I did the same thing this friday night and nothing happened to me.
Surprised to see so many statist bootlickers ITT though.
Josiah Allen
So does that mean that owning a gun automatically makes me a murderer because it is intent to shoot someone?
Dominic Walker
by that logic CCing a gun shows premeditation for murder
how the fuck else do you get in a locked car other than having the keys? What do you expect me to do, throw the keys down the sewer?
I am dying at everyone calling me a shill or 'ctr'. Yes there is no way the BASED COPS ever had any malfeasance in any way
Chase Walker
understand now how fucking backwards ass it is to get arrested for FREEDOM?
Jose Parker
wtf are you talking about tool bag its called the 5th amendment
THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POLICE TALKING TO YOU IS FOR THEM TO OBTAIN PROBABLE CAUSE TO FUCKING ARREST YOU/TAKE YOUR SHIT POTENTIALLY
READ A FUCKING BOOK
DONT TALK TO THE POLICE
Michael Evans
Happened to my someone I know. He lawyered up and the case was thrown out when the officer was a no show. Set him back about $6000.
Isaiah Wilson
Let me guess, you fell asleep in the drivers seat and not the backseat. Amateur mistake.
Jordan Mitchell
they don't provide you a lawyer in Canada?
Jaxon Barnes
1920-1933 was it only beer? I thought it was everything that contained alcohol