Movie has bunch of sex scenes and shit

>movie has bunch of sex scenes and shit
>realize that i've never even held a girl's hand
what does sex even feel like, Sup Forums?

the inside of your cheek feels almost identical to a vagina. go ahead, feel it

Pick your poison op and I'll tell you what it's like
unless it's hay sex because I've never done that haha

>mouth feels as good as pussy
user, I...

feels kind of nice tbqh

It's not hard to get sex. If you weren't such a beta white loser you'd realize that.

No idea user. I too am a virgin almost 24 years old and don't know what to do

get a hooker and don't cheap out

buy a whore

>wasting your first time on some 5 minute aids ridden whore

I honestly prefer bj's m8. if you dont agree, you need to find someone who is actually good at it

>Never thought I was a loser or weirdo
>suddenly I'm 20 and the furthest I've gone with a girl is an awkward hug
>anyone else feel like time is going too fast? I feel like If I don't get hooker soon I'm going to become a wizard

feels good
no it doesn't
don't listen to people telling you to pay for it, your first time will be something you remember.
get a girlfriend, they'll be understanding that you're a virgin and it may even turn them on.
lazy

nah I found a better place to try and get laid, some local cougar site. I do fancy some older woman so hmm

tottaly over rated. feels bad to lose your virginity.

Paying for sex is genuinely one of the most pathetic things you can do as a man. How could you even enjoy the sex, knowing that she's only there for the money, knowing that she knows you are so weak, unattractive and beta you have to pay for sex? Half the appeal of actually good sex is the mutual attraction, and even love. Without that psychological aspect you're missing out on a lot.

Que sera sera. Had my dick in a few mouths but nothing beats a wet, warm pussy gripping your cock while you pull her hair back and pump it up her hard feeling your balls fill up right before you shoot a big hot load deep inside her. Horses for courses I guess.

I got to second base once, AMA

24 virgin here. I am talking to a girl who's from Malaysia and sometimes she comes to my country cos she sees relatives but is interstate.

I am autist so didn't go travel to meet her but then she also suggested I go over there

This

What does this have to do with Sup Forums, zerosugar? The two threads you just axed we're actually related

but through regular means, you pay for dinner, gas, tickets to w/e youre doing

nah if I ever get with a girl, I wanna massage her very well instead of just doing lewd immediately.

I hate how I can never find any massage porn like ASMR

>tfw just lost v-card to escort the other month
>was so happy about it, actually bragged about it on Sup Forums

27 lol
But I've come really close lots of times and I'm confident it will happen because I'm fixing the things that have prevented it.
>what are the things that have prevented it?
Myself.

>what does sex even feel like

A bag of sand

I was told your eyelids feel like a vagina

>said the 21th century numale

Nobody gave a fuck before dumbass, you just make a big deal out of it because you feel special and validated by a women and probably have nothing else going in your life

People use hookers even when having gf or sex friends since the beginning of time, grow up

Does sticking your dick inside a vagina leave the taste of shit just like feeling the inside of your cheek?

Wow look, a real life time traveller from 1940s America

Last 3 times I had sex the girls would leave work or school and stop by my apartment, I paid nothing, they didn't even want any food. Feels bad though

ain't worth it I dream my gfs contact but can't break up with her cause I'm too weak and hate hurting people

Only a year and a half until I attain WIZARDRY. I'm actually looking forward to it at this point.

I'm 26 and in the same boat. Doesn't get me down. Why care about what I can't control? It'd be like getting sad about not being a millionaire or that I can't fly.

Zero, can I come over?

>numale detected
men have been fucking hos on their sixteenth birthday since time began you beta fag

>don't listen to people telling you to pay for it, your first time will be something you remember.

bullshit, i don't remember which year i lost my virgin card, and don't remember if it was with a hooker or one of my gfs
you probably had had too little sex in your life and you think it's really meaningful
fucking millenials

i would suggest to buy a hooker so you stop fearing woman and get a gf next

>guy who has to pay for sex calling me a numale

Lol
Also
>21th century
>th

dread not dream
only thing I dream for is death

>I'm so scared of intimacy that I've convinced myself that anyone who experiences it is morally reprehensible
Imagine being this shy and jaded.

>no it doesn't
t. virgin

You don't get sad when your friend keeps telling you how he got laid 10 years ago in school?

A friend of a friend told me a girl gave him a handjob in class.

>Now I am almost mid 20's
>missed out on childhood, school romance

>doesn't realize from my broken english that i don't speak that shitty language
>thinks that someone that pays for a hooker will always pay for a hooker and nothing else
>doesn't realize that even people with gf or married pay hookers from time to time

how the fuck do you not even hold a girl's hand?

It honestly sucks. Wish I never lost my virginity. Had sex with 7 girls and none of them have ever been able to make me cum.
Not to mention I get massive migraines whenever I hear women talk about the absolutely banal shit they're interested in. I'll blow my brains out if I hear one more word about harry potter, game of thrones or some other bullshit.

I was in your position 6 years ago, now I'm 26 and still a kissless handholdless virgin.

You better at least try to get college pussy. That's literally the last time you will ever be surrounded by pretty girls that are all around your age. The worst thing is that now that I have a job I don't have time to go meet people my age, and day to day life I don't really interact with cute girls, ever.

Pretty much if you don't make friends and get a girlfriend in college, you're fucked for the rest of your life unless you can make a top 1% dating profile or go into a job where you're surrounded by women all day.

Rape counts right?

salty milk and coins

You do know that the majority of sexual behavior throughout human history had little to do with mutual attraction? Lots of people paid whores. many women were in loveless passionless relationships where their husbands could beat and rape them. Stop acting like men should give a shit whether the woman enjoys it or not.

I think you just described being with a prostitute as intimacy, and that's hilarious.

No because my friends never talk to me about that kind of stuff.

if you use a condom does it count as losing virginity?

You don't have to give a shit, doesn't make it any less pathetic.

>beta
You really feel alpha when you're paying for sex with a ratty prostitute who doesn't want to be there? Do you feel like a man? Lmfao.

rolling for christie

It must suck being you.

No. If you haven't gotten a girl pregnant, you're a virgin full stop

>tfw chad brother constantly brags about sex

Sex is intimacy, virg.

making out with a girl counts as losing virginity in the user world

Keep telling yourself that kiddo, I'm sure it helps

I bet you like go down on women and eat their pussy rofl

how does it feel to know you're one of the millions of sheep brainwashed by feminism into shaming men for having sexual desires?

Listen to yourself m8, caring who or how other people have sex with isn't normal.

Helps what? You're the virgin kid who is afraid of women. Sorry my comment hit a soft spot.

does a girl's approval make you feel like a man? rofl
i bet you wear tanktops and sandals you homo

How do you even get hard in that situation
Outdoors, looks cold, she's fucking puking and your mates are there

Sex feels good, but right after I climax I have an instant urge to choke the life out of the girl I'm with. I can't be the only one.

rolling

>shaming men for having sexual desires?

Beep beep wrong answer. I'm shaming boys for having to fulfil their sexual desires (in the first case losing their virginity) to prostitutes. Not even close to the same thing.

>entire family has had sex
>siblings all have their own families
>parents have completely given up on their hopes of me getting a gf

>Eating pussy

>but right after I climax I have an instant urge to choke the life out of the girl I'm with
Bundy please

Nobody believes you've had sex.

I'm a 29 year old virgin. Do I win the thread so far?

>i feel like an alpha when i spend 200 bucks paying for a womans night out then i take her home and lick her used pussy
the state of beta numales

>tfw according to lots of woman that Bundy abducted as well as lots of girls who had a crush on him in court, this is the face of the ultimate Chad

Word. inflicting pain on someone is the most enjoyable sensation possible. again and again and again while they beg you to stop. using them until they beg you to stop. breaking their hope and their will. fucking their pussy and asshole until the thin membrane of skin between the two holes tears, creating a giant meathole. fucking them until theyre dead. taking everything they have to give and more, beyond the limits of human suffering. if they catch you, so what, there's nothing left to save. they can put you in jail and throw away the key, but what she gave you, they can't ever take away.

youre a kuck if you want to "fall in love" with any female. you need to try inflicting pain

>last time I spoke to a girl my age I was 11 years old

>have no siblings
>parents have no siblings
This is it. I'm going to end the family bloodline by not pumping up a qt with my proto-kids

>im so upset by the way women use me i get angry at other men for having casual sex
*inhales*

Don't listen to this guy. It's hard as fuck if you're boring or smell bad.

But you can pay for it and that's seriously easy. Phone call, donation in the envelope. They'll even come to you sometimes.

that's probably a good thin

>your idea of what dating is like is this warped
>implying men are even expected to pay for dates in 2017 except by the most vapid women

Go outside

Seriously hurting women, emotionally or physically, whatever suits you, is easy. you will see how it feels if you try it. any normie can fuck his fat wife and love her. boring. if you cant inflict pain on women, or you are afraid to, do it to an animal. live feeds off other life. its simply the natural way of things. we are renewed when we take life. we make things suffer to improve our own lot. just admit it to yourself and do it. you will find that we are hardwired to enjoy it.

Casual sex is like a one night stand, not paying for a prostitute user. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I have no issue with casual sex.

>bloodlines
>mattering

kek get a load of this guy

>i-im a s-stone cold a-alpha bois
>m-my girls p-pay for themselves
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
basement dweller confirmed

uhhhhh source? nopsycho obviously

>tfw little sister got pregnant
>meanwhile her big brother is secretly a virgin

I don't know what to do with this feel. She's not even teen pregnant, just regular young person pregnant

>literally SEETHING other men are having casual sex
>NO IT'S NOT CASUAL REEEEEEE
virgin

I'm a 32 year old virgin. I should win.
Win nothing.

does sticking the tip in but not busting inside count brehs?

did she died

It's not alpha in the slightest friend, it's pretty standard. You're confirming that you have no idea what dating is like yourself by doing this, again.

>your first time

are you roastie?
who fucking cares about the first time? No matter who it will be, it will be quick and awkward. Not something you'll be reminiscing on fondly... unless it will be the only time you got laid.

I pay 45 usd for a top tier escort and 30 usd for a average one, for 1 hour
and i avoid any problems of

>pregnancy
>std
>drama
>having to spend an entire day after fucking listening to some random woman bullshit
>lack of variety in woman
>periods of life without any sex
>women feeling that i have to satisfy them like it's my duty

etc

Well, I concede to you, fellow adult virgin.

>literally seething
I think you'll find that's the hoards of Sup Forums betas I triggered with one little (socially widespread) belief. This is your safespace. In the real world, people look down on you.

This fucking underage. Where are you fucking $30 whores you fucking animal? Are they teenage runaways?

real talk, Sup Forums, how do I prepare for sex with an escort? Like should I practice with a sex doll or something? I don't want her to laugh at my pathetic virgin attempts

>dating
>spending a entire day with someone just for sex

lel