I feel truly sorry for you Jasperfags. Meanwhile the green dorito is allowed to say the most precious things
Nolan Brooks
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Wyatt Adams
>"steven did i ever tell you about how i used to masturbate to pictures of Yellow Diamond?"
Jeremiah James
All I want for Christmas.
Josiah Phillips
>"float float float! apple pie, video games, french laundry" >french laundry
steven is growing up so fast.
Hudson Anderson
a pearl would make a great gift
Aaron Bailey
You already shitposted that yesterday Should have waited for the cooldown
Jaxon Hill
Here we go.
Adrian Young
If HW showed up and said "yo if you start killing people we'll give you a pearl totes for realsies" would you?
Austin Rivera
*RING RING* *RING RING* Yes? Hello? It's the Steven Universe voice cast. We read the script of the last episode and we're here to phone in a performance.
Alexander Sanchez
will lapis ever progress as a character beyond 'hey guys remember that time i was trapped in a fucking mirror'
They tried to, but it just made her reasons for hating specific members of the rebellion complete bullshit.
Anthony Perez
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Isaac Anderson
Atleast its not a waiter pearl , right guys?
Brody Young
>We'll all marry each other! >here's a fucking headstone with you name on it, get the message? Weak episode with some cool lines.
Also do you think Steven is durable enough to survive a 100m fall into water? My guess would be yes, he fell on solid rock surfaces from comparable heights without any injury.
Joseph Collins
If the show wants to bullshit a character's durability they will.
Christian Miller
Here you go
Luis White
>bullshit He's half gem. Gems are extremely durable. And we don't know if his hybridization will result in him surpassing even a gem's natural durability.
Julian Watson
>she reduced lapis and peridot to shit characters So Zuke haters is just lapidot haters. Good to know, that is just another sort of cancer, for a second I was thought you actually have a reason to hate her.
Lucas Harris
>Alone again anons? >How pathethic
Jason Brooks
>Natural The gem's durability is unpredictable in the show, one point where they apparently take a lot of damage can magically be transformed into literally one of the weakest hits in the next moment.
tl:dr: don't put hope in a accurate measurements of durabilities, the show will just bullshit them for each event that requires it.
Jack Hill
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN BARN
Jordan Bell
>They built a pool outside of the barn and they actively tried to keep Uncle Carl out of it
Grayson Rodriguez
Here's a Steven. Please protect him.
Caleb Barnes
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Levi Cruz
>Says the cucked widow >Says the lonely self-hating trash bag
Garnet really is the best crystal gem.
Brandon Ward
I understand that most of this show has been comfy SoL, like all of S1 basically was.
But for FUCK SAKE Sugar I need some plot progression
Daniel Harris
>two midget lesbians in a trenchcoat
Cameron Young
Make it GOOD SoL at least, oh wait, any hope of good SoL got fucking canned after Sadie's Song made it's name as the worst one yet.
Brandon Gutierrez
Still better then a smart ass widow who is a total cunt and the class clown.
Dylan Hill
>"say clod" >"wow thanks"
Nathaniel Bailey
>Garnet >best jem
Camden Miller
I don't actually hate Garnet user. I love all three of them. Cheers.
Jason Ortiz
Even if he isn't he could have just thrown up his bubble.
Angel Turner
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Peridot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Even close to good
Hudson Butler
>You respond to a random japanese artist on twitter and he doodles you a free peri today is a good day
Jack Murphy
I think we might get straight into that after the December break. Three Gems and a Baby certainly doesn't sound like anything plot-related, although we have been tricked before but that extension to the ending theme sounds too ominous to not be going somewhere soon. Probably. I think.
Adam Fisher
>Zuke you can't make a character that only does two things >WATCH ME
Liam Jackson
>ugly meme gremlin
Jackson Price
Plot related? No. LORE? Probably gonna be Rose's farewell after a little while of the events of Greg The Babysitter and the gems/greg's handling of it.
Jack Watson
Am I guaranteed to not get caught? How many people do I have to kill? How long will it take to get my Pearl?
Jackson Morgan
I'd put money on Pearl being a complete bitch for Three Gems.
Jacob Brooks
You PLACED YA BETS, and here are the results! I held you to this /sug/! Wow I almost forgot about this, long breaks and all that.
On the off chance that you were around for this, honestly wonder how many people have stuck around and you were one of the 10 people that chose option 11, CONGRATULATIONS! It's not a perfect match but by far the closest!
Matthew James
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Leo Ross
I keep feeling like they haven't quite decided how they want to draw Lapis's hair yet.
Josiah Wood
Can someone save this so that we have evidence of people actually thinking this episode was gonna be important at one point. I think you mean option 13 there bud.
Owen King
What if she isn't?
Jaxson Bell
>Sadie's Song made it's name as the worst one yet. This episode give us a glimpse of true beauty.
Nathaniel Carter
>"Oh my stars! You're going to HARVEST me!?" >Gem Harvest >hype >it's gems harvesting vegetables You couldn't come up with a more troll title if you tried.
Jaxon Morris
I guess the first half of options 12 and 13 work, but the episode wasn't actually about a single townie. Peridot and Lapis started up a farm and Steven's powers did cause some shenanigans involving that, so I'd say it's closer.
Levi Parker
Hit the diamond
David Mitchell
Cuties
Andrew Morris
Lappy makes me happy
Landon Hernandez
It's clearly our faults for getting too hyped over titles we got a year ago.
But i wholeheartedly agree that Gem Harvest and a little bit of Were really troll-esc titles.
Cooper Sanchez
>Andy is actually voiced by Dave Willis
Lincoln Robinson
its happening whether you like it or not
Levi Morales
Nah mang. Greg will never be taller than Pearl.
Bentley Cruz
lappy needs a slappy for being crappy
Zachary Carter
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Robert Reyes
Not the ideal outcome, but miles above that disgusting dyke. Ideal outcome is she becomes real and falls in love with me ;_; She's sitting blindass
Caleb Reyes
Niceeee
Xavier Rogers
I wish
But crew will never stop pandering to tumblr by making Pearl as lesbian as possible
Jason Ortiz
Going through the polls and lists, it looks like the last episode left is Tiger Philanthropist. It'll be fun to see how off we all were together!
Ian Evans
Proportions say otherwise.
Oliver Sanchez
>Forgetting Peridot said something very sentimental and precious about the family being complete and with intention to thank Andy as well >That scene was boarded by Zuke
Really grasping at straws here to shit on Zuke guys
Tyler Sullivan
>That pic >First guess was themanwithnobats >Correct
Nolan Nguyen
>Madridista deleted once again
Michael Campbell
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Jordan Gutierrez
Why is all of Lapis's art her being a bitch when she's nice to the self-insert?
Jose Garcia
You literally just answered your own question.
Jason Rodriguez
No, I mean why are people self-aware enough to realize she'd hate them?
Hunter Price
this picture would have been much improved if all the characters were wearing suits
Xavier Barnes
Why do you want pearl to die?
Jack Nelson
Oh, that. Everyone and their grandma accepted the fact Lapis and Jasper were raping each other thus making them both just as bad.
It also killed off any hope Lapis apologists had of making her perfect.
William Carter
WHERE MY /FREAKS/ AT?
Luis Ramirez
Hopefully as dead as their waifu.
Gavin Hernandez
cruisin for a fusin
Kayden Butler
Your waifu is too busy fucking blue gems to pick up right now. Please leave a message after the sound of Ruby getting mad.
