TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

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FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT

UPDATE:
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HIM SO

FUCK IM

>This better be the Puffy daddy version of this song, and not that STING PIECE OF SHIT!..................................FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS

WHO THE HELL WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, HID MY KEYS AND PISSED IN MY SEAT? FAGGOTS!!!!!

PISS!!!!

We're gonna be outta the butt, and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars.

F

Calm down, calm down, don't get a big DICK.

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These fish sticks are hard as TITS

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT

YES, I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control...

I bought your Colgate TOOTHPASTE
The one with TARTER CONTROL
And it MADE ME FEEL
Like a PIECE OF SHIT

Hivemind

AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!

I PISSED - Hello?

As tits? Who's tits you been grabbin' that feel hard? That's what I want to know.

Who's that faggot with the tuba?

I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it fashion bug and shove a broom up his ass, BITCH!

Does this look like the ass, of someone who would know if Jiffy Lube is open on Sunday's?

*Magnum Theme starts playing in the distance*

sometimes I upload 9/11 footage to youtube and i'll insert his HOLY SHIT audio just to see if anyone notices

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK

I have to quote this somehow sometime

share the vids you dick

Who was in the wrong, here?

WHADDA YOU MEAN A BIRD?!?!

lmao

PISS OUT THE WINDOW

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>dad there's some white stuff on the floor
THAT'S MY ASS

so what happened the first time?

He played Data on Star Trek

>Oh yeah, wonder what he's doin nowadays

He's prolly getting FUCKED IN THE ASS

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