>MOUNT UP FAGGOT, WE'RE FIGHTING ISIS
what do you do?
MOUNT UP FAGGOT, WE'RE FIGHTING ISIS
Nathan Brooks
Gavin Hughes
Deus Vult
Jayden James
put a garbage bag on my cock and fuck their women
Josiah Taylor
Unsheathen katana and samurai armor I hide in my body pillow and mount up.
Andrew Watson
...
Christian Johnson
As long as the cavalry don't leave us hanging this time...
Jaxon Russell
As long as you promise to stay near water, King Baldwin
Austin Stewart
And promise to listen to that blacksmith, engineer, swordsman, cavalier, elf-pirate-faggot from France over there.
Nathan Scott
Deus Vult, obviously
Caleb Cook
KEK VULT!
Landon Russell
Glad sandwich baggie, leaf. You want to feel it.
Leo Reyes
Why are you guys still using swords and horses?
Jace White
I dom't have enough money to afford a horse right now
Ryder Powell
well I want her to feel comfortable in her native attire
Ian Edwards
Austin Thomas
Just get a minibike and duct tape a knife to a broom.
Parker White
I mount the fuck up
Wheres my long sword
Luis Gomez
you wouldn't do shit because all of you fucks are fat virgins
Oliver Lee
Cover myself in pork, none can defend.
Levi Brown
Rally my traditional Catholic Polish and German friends and head off to the ships. We're counting the days to the Reconquista.
youtube.com
DEUS VULT.
Webm related only with armoured vehicles.
William Lewis
The real question is...why are they still using camels?
Connor Cooper
I'm not fat
Austin Collins
alright have fun fighting jewish wars for a kike on a stick
Nicholas Butler
I tell ISIS about this and they give me as many beautiful women as I want
Wyatt Rivera
...
Leo Murphy
They can ride it to the mosque after they're done fucking it.
Ethan Bennett
>fulfills a 7 centuries old prophecy
>King Herod sends magi to find Jesus as an infant
>Magi bow down and offer gifts instead.
Based as fuck.
>Hanging out in temple learning to be a rabbi.
>Goes Judge Dredd and says "I am the Law".
>Other rabbis get angry
>Walk out, go fulfill prophecy
Based as fuck.
>At a wedding.
>Run out of wine. Bitch complains.
>Slaps her shit, makes wine from water.
>Makes it good wine too.
Based.
>People step up to him.
>Slaps their shit, heals them. Tells them how to get right with God.
>Rabbis challenge him.
>Slaps their shit. Feeds everybody. Tells them what God is really all about.
>Hooker comes crawling to him.
>Fucks with her mind to make sure she's sincere.
>She begs forgiveness.
>Everyone hates on her for who she is.
>Slaps everyone's shit, forgives her. Tells her how to get right with God.
>Be talking to multitudes about getting right with God.
>Someone didn't bring enough food.
>Feed everyone, lol. Everyone gets fed.
>Ruling class gives him shit.
>God's not about rules, lol. He wants your devotion. He wants you to get right with him, and one another.
>Slaps their shit.
>Jews fucking around selling shit at the temple, profiting off of devotion to God.
>Go pimp crazy, and slap everyone's shit.
>Bring dead people back to life by yelling into their crypts.
>Heal the blind: You're not blind, lol.
>Heal the diseased. lol.
>Still given shit by Jews who want the Romans' asses kicked.
>Not here to kick Roman ass, lol.
>"Jesus, what about the Laws of Moses?"
>Gives everybody the TLDR version.
>Get betrayed, but saw it coming.
>Get arrested. Friend's gets ear cut off because "HANDS UP DON"T SHOOT" Roman soldiers.
>Put ear back on like it's nothing. Lol.
>Get crucified.
>Die.
>Respawn three days later. Lol.
>Slap people's shit.
>Ascend to heaven, be witnessed by over 500 people.
>Lol.
Based.
Easton Peterson
...
Luis Moore
...
Anthony Scott
They are cool.
Brayden Foster
...
Nathaniel Wood
DEUS VULT DEATH TO THE SARACEN
RETAKE COSTANTINOPLE NORTH CYPRUS AND ARMENIA
Robert Morgan
i'm not a virgin
Bentley Walker
Russia is planning exactly that. Its why they are promoting Turkey leaving NATO and forcing the US air base to close and take their 80 nukes with them so Turkey is no longer protected then the Russo-Greek forces will attack simultaneously. Greece and Russia held secret talks at the even more secret Mount Athos recently where no female has stepped foot on for 1000 years.
Robert Turner
This is why all the males in this "migrant crisis" deserve death. They pissed themselves and fled like sniveling women when a handful of Whabists attacked them with rusty rifles. They deserve to did in the coming winter.
Jackson Ramirez
I found this video interesting aswell. From 1994:
youtube.com
Leo Brown
>but on my trench coat, grab my crossbow and katana and join the crusade
Grayson Ramirez
Take me senpai
Easton Cook
post your battle song as you mount up and fight alongside your brothers
no degenerates allowed
Nathaniel Parker
Daniel Thomas
>dying in the Middle East to save Muslims from what they want
Caleb Stewart
>We fight!
Colton Lopez
I'm not fat or a virgin
Brayden Robinson
>>MOUNT UP FAGGOT
I mount up, faggot.
Logan Clark
"Oy vey of course we should go fight them"
Nathan Edwards
LET'S FOKKEN DO ET, FOR GOD AND COUNTRAY M8
Nathan Roberts
Now I know where every Dark Soul pose comes from.
Logan Rivera
keep the hood safe H
Matthew Garcia
Well said
Brandon Watson
stay home, isis is a boogeyman
Jaxson Jenkins
Its about time.
Julian Garcia
rude