I just fixed the fucking world

I just fixed the fucking world.

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Thanks man, anglos unite.

wtf i hate my country now

I want an apology you maple syrup lovin, moose fucking cunt

MANIFEST DESTINY OR ELSE

You guys didn't earn those big states' economies. You didn't put the work in.

>got a DUI
>can't go to canada for another 8 years
>my state is now in canada
fug

I would kill myself before pledging allegiance to a fucking leaf and having Trudeau as my leader.

NYfag here, stay off my clay maplenigger.

Come to New Zealand, brother. It's comfy here.

>giving Cucknadia land they don't deserve
>Forcing us to take care of land we don't want

Then kill urself..... Canada is the great beacon of Western civilization, u classless American pleb

They wont do shit.

>and having Trudeau as my leader
You misspelled the British Queen
The leafs are so cuckd they still bow to the "English" royal family
So that would be who you bend knee to lel

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If you think Im going to willingly let my state go to canada you're fucking wrong you leaf

You are a cluster fuck and our history is taught in your schools.

Nothing you can say will ever change that.

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>taking Washington but not Oregon

Why so mean Mr anglo?

leafs BTFO

why did you moved Gronland that far?

SHALL

Noone wants Jew York.

Guess why Quebec wants independence.

Canadians are fucking loyalists.

I hear American schools also teach abt Napoleon n British history...... doesn't change the fact ur country is shit n getting shitter, while Canada thrives!

Don't do that

>Panama
>Mexican Empire

>Iceland
>Canadian
it's the other way around Cancuck
gib Vínland

>I hear American schools also teach abt Napoleon n British history

They don't.

Also we have trump, you have a faggot loving liberal.

you just ruined Mexico

no dixie land pliss

fuck maple syrup nigger

He said. In English.

Classic yank

fucking nigger french men cannot value a Queen

>while Canada thrives!

Leafs want to absorb little Congo in northeast Illinois?

You sure?

Ok...

delet this

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>making Alaska a superpower within the Union
That might actually have an interesting effect on American politics.

Can we just declare war on you tree sucking niggers already. lets fuckin go you cucks

just fucking try it leaf.

fuck off u brazilian fagg0t

in the end all we'll remember of you is when Germany fucking blitzkrieg'd ur ass 7-1 when you hosted ur stupid soccer cup you fucking retards.

now go cry cuz you lost 7-1 you fucking losers

They don't? No wonder u r such an uneducated hick! Wow Trump is too busy trying to fuck his own daughter than to actually make America great. Im sry buddy but that ship has sailed!!

Come and take it you fucking bitch

Is this Mexican Empire a gas the indigs / Lebensraum for southern whites type situation? If so I'm in but we're changing the name.

>They don't? No wonder u r such an uneducated hick!

Yup, you got me all figured out.

> Wow Trump is too busy trying to fuck his own daughter than to actually make America great. Im sry buddy but that ship has sailed!!

youtube.com/watch?v=F5AqZh6Pkwk

youtube.com/watch?v=haERCNv_F0w

b8 on leaf, b8 on

>giving Maryland to the Spics
Don't do me like that

I'm sure Canada would not suffer any problems from sharing a border with Mexico
fucking leaf

I had a shit day today
thanks for the hearty laugh OP

Bitches*

>Canada exists
>world is fixed

yea shoure

>Hurr hur america you're shit now
>Please save us from the Chinese... PLS.

But then again you're prolly one of them wide angle vision ricemonekys, so perhaps thats the future you want, we all know Canadians have no loyalty to their own people or their well being.

The only colors I gotta know are the U S AND A

U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A

WHOA! He talked abt a flood????? He also talked abt wanting to FUCK his daughter, u think he is gonna do that too? Trump's got hicks like u by the balls. Keep shouting MURICA!! but Trump isn't gonna do shit, he is too dumb to.

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> Canadians have no loyalty to their own people or their well being

Which one of ur gaping assholes did u pull that fact from?

>this map
it's spreading actual AIDS right now.

There are precisely 4 states that should become provinces immediately.

AK, ME, NH and VT

Reasons: All prosperous, predominately european/white, small enough populations for easy integration.

>WHOA! He talked abt a flood?????

No, he also toured the area, scoped out the damage, and handed out supplies while meeting the house owners.

> He also talked abt wanting to FUCK his daughter

Sauce.

> Keep shouting MURICA!! but Trump isn't gonna do shit, he is too dumb to.

cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/welcome/
cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/welcome/
cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/welcome/
cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/welcome/

It's okay leaf friend, I will still save you from the Islam dicking's when the time comes.

Is beautiful Canada, wtf I love Canada now.

Wouldnt the airforce pics be more relevant here?

Trudeau's gaping asshole.

> theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/31/canada-10000-syria-refugees-john-mccallum

When did it all go wrong?

Thats a fast way to start a beaner/chink genocide.

SHIT, he handed out food for a photo-op?? What a Saint! Where is Papa Francis when u need him??? WE GOT A SAINT HERE!!

We all saw the vid where he said he wanted to date his daughter but even an inbred hick like u knows what that REALLY means.

I like how u sent that link but CLEARLY ignored the fact that only 30,275 refugees have come to Canada since Trudeau become el presidente. That's not much btw but i dont expect u to understand the basics of math.

>Canadian Federation
>has Detroit
>has Chicago
>has New Jersey
>has NYC

I'll be happy with just Alaska, Montana, and New England.

You just put all the niggers in Mexico.

You do not understand the horrors you have wrought.

Get the hell out of my canada, drunken spic.

>SHIT, he handed out food for a photo-op??
No, he handed out food for people in need

>We all saw the vid where he said he wanted to date his daughter

So you are full of shit then?

> but even an inbred hick like u knows what that REALLY means

No, I don't, maybe because it's retarded, stop being silly leaf.

> I like how u sent that link but CLEARLY ignored the fact that only 30,275 refugees

> Only 30,275
> Only
> 30,275

And how many does it take to start a killing spree? Come on you French faggots should know this one

>implying Detroit wouldn't be better off leaf'D

kek

>Oregon in Mexican Empire

Still for a photo-op. As soon as the cameras stopped rolling, He went str8 back to his daughter's loving tits.

y u make me google shit? youtube.com/watch?v=VWxkauh6lyA

Chill, US took like 70k last year n is gonna take more this year.
state.gov/r/pa/pl/249076.htm
wsj.com/articles/settlement-of-syrian-refugees-in-the-u-s-accelerates-1468402205

>while canada thrives

Hick #2 I see. Gotta go to school man n study economics if u wanna talk abt the economy. Simple: oil refineries were torched in the fire in may, hurting oil productivity and oil prices r stagnant, which hurts the oil dependent economy Harper built.... Also, everyone predicted a shrinkage in the economy, ur not saying anything special

>half my province wont be alaska

does that me we can go back to being a separate British colony?

I used to fall for the
> Canadians are just better Americans meme
Now i realize you were just tools all along.
Is every Canadian just a pussy now?
Why do you guys even play ice hockey?

I actually laughed, thanks.

a significant shrinkage?

it was 0.6%

We don't deserve to be part of mexico.Virginia and above should be leaf.

Don't claim it then faggot. We took your waterfalls, do something about it.

that equally just my fellow leaf friend

can we come in now?

How can you shit talk american education, when you are unable to type complete, correct sentences. These sentences should also feature correct spelling. I think you may be a fucking retard.

N there it is! The last resort when u got no more shit to fling. Even ur ass has failed u. Y wud I wa5t3 t1m3 wr1t1ng pr0p3rly? This isnt a fucking university, is it?

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Stop making us look bad, OP. Hell, what am I kidding, we can't look any worse than we already do.

Now pic related is the ideal North America. Pretty similar in bounderies, except for some political changes, such as Quebec and it's sympathizers being forcefully separated from the rest of Canada and it's citizens relocated to a designated prison state.

>Canada gets New Hampshire
Over my cold dead income tax less body

Texas wouldl be independent from everyone

pleb tier mp desu.
Cascadia when?

I just fixed Canada.

reason why canada's so fucked is most of our politics only take ontario and quebec into mind and completely ignore, or screw over the west, east, and north.

better image

Topkek maple nigger.

Labrador belongs to Newfoundland you mainlander skeetbag!

>montana
>canadian

lol no, we hate canukistanians

FUCK OFF, INDIANA IS AMERICAN
WE WOULD SOONER DIE THAN FALL TO THE CANADIAN HOARDS
OHIO, ARE YOU WITH ME?

One, Alaska is ours.
Two, Greenland is Denmark's.
Three, all the rest of Leafland should probably be split between Alaska and Greenland.

>America isnt just a big fucking nuclear wasteland
>fixed the world

Nice try Justin

Go to bed Tim, no matter how much you shitpost it wont make your Chromosomes australia