Be you, a black male

>be you, a black male
>you're ready to watch the new stephen king movie that corporate shills on Sup Forums have been raving about
>the tickets sell quick so just to be careful you buy them far in advance and use the "assigned seating" feature to make sure you get an optimal seat
>you pay $25.95 for your small popcorn and Robert even hooks you up with a little extra artificial butter (nothing like having a brother watching your back)
>finally you arrive in the theater
>it's packed, you can't see an open seat anywhere
>that's no issue for you though, you got assigned seating!
>go over and find your seat
>see pic related

what do? be honest Sup Forums

Ay my mqn, you're in my seat. Ordered these tickets a ways out
Hopefully it ends there, if not.
>Ight,one more time, move or be moved bub

>ight

>huh? what'd you say boy?

>You are in my seat. Can you move pls?

Summon Robert to defeat all of them

>What the fuck is wrong with your legs?

...

>how about you make me, boy
keep in mind he's 6'5 and weighs 200 lbs

>pull at a knife
>tough guy isn't that tough anymore, starts getting defensive

>chimp out and beat the crap out of him

You're black though, so he'd move.

Tell him I'm a fan of Finn Wolfhard
This begin a beautiful friendship

Pff, I'm 6'8 and 240lbs

>200 lbs at 6'5
is he fucking anorexic or what?

me, a third person enters into the fray

"that nigger stole my tickets! i'm just a sweet lil white girl! help!"

he's actually 7' 350 lbs

Get a fucking usher, retard.

>he pulls up his shirt and reveals a handgun
>"try me, nigger"

american fatty detected

>Ok, I'll call security. Good luck.

>tfw 6' and 230

see lose some weight fatties

>6'5 and weighs 200 lbs
Is he disabled and has zero leg and posterior chain musculature?

I actually have lost 10 lbs in the last month and a half

>"u bought this on urself white boi"
>*smirks evily, before adjusting his bowtie and unsheathing his katana*
>"HIII-YAH!!!" *slashes ur dumb hulking mass in half with a single slice*
>"huh, nothin' personal cracka..."