>be you, a black male >you're ready to watch the new stephen king movie that corporate shills on Sup Forums have been raving about >the tickets sell quick so just to be careful you buy them far in advance and use the "assigned seating" feature to make sure you get an optimal seat >you pay $25.95 for your small popcorn and Robert even hooks you up with a little extra artificial butter (nothing like having a brother watching your back) >finally you arrive in the theater >it's packed, you can't see an open seat anywhere >that's no issue for you though, you got assigned seating! >go over and find your seat >see pic related
what do? be honest Sup Forums
James Harris
Ay my mqn, you're in my seat. Ordered these tickets a ways out Hopefully it ends there, if not. >Ight,one more time, move or be moved bub
Oliver Lee
>ight
Jaxon Anderson
>huh? what'd you say boy?
Elijah Wood
>You are in my seat. Can you move pls?
Daniel Gomez
Summon Robert to defeat all of them
Christopher Cook
>What the fuck is wrong with your legs?
Connor Bell
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Leo Gonzalez
>how about you make me, boy keep in mind he's 6'5 and weighs 200 lbs
Michael Flores
>pull at a knife >tough guy isn't that tough anymore, starts getting defensive
Hunter Rogers
>chimp out and beat the crap out of him
Carter Martin
You're black though, so he'd move.
Liam Garcia
Tell him I'm a fan of Finn Wolfhard This begin a beautiful friendship
William Cruz
Pff, I'm 6'8 and 240lbs
Owen Allen
>200 lbs at 6'5 is he fucking anorexic or what?
Daniel Diaz
me, a third person enters into the fray
"that nigger stole my tickets! i'm just a sweet lil white girl! help!"
Jaxson Bell
he's actually 7' 350 lbs
Cameron Bell
Get a fucking usher, retard.
Josiah Gonzalez
>he pulls up his shirt and reveals a handgun >"try me, nigger"
Elijah Garcia
american fatty detected
Ethan Miller
>Ok, I'll call security. Good luck.
Angel Garcia
>tfw 6' and 230
Jeremiah Sanders
see lose some weight fatties
Jordan Edwards
>6'5 and weighs 200 lbs Is he disabled and has zero leg and posterior chain musculature?
William King
I actually have lost 10 lbs in the last month and a half
Bentley Ramirez
>"u bought this on urself white boi" >*smirks evily, before adjusting his bowtie and unsheathing his katana* >"HIII-YAH!!!" *slashes ur dumb hulking mass in half with a single slice* >"huh, nothin' personal cracka..."