You have to choose one and only one of the following. You have to date them, marry them, have sex with them at least once a week. You can never cheat on them and never divorce them.
A >white sweet, gentle, traditional, modest, hard-working, responsible Christian girl >is actually male-to-female transsexual, passes as a girl but you can tell they're trans if someone tells you >they are on hormones and never get surgery, you don't have to touch penis. You will be expected to fuck them in the ass >adopting white kids optional (you get to fuck the mother JUST for procreation)
B >white single mother with a black son >is actually ready to settle down, will love you unconditionally and be loyal >you can't have any other children and you have to raise the son as if he was your own >five years after you're married, the father comes back and wants to see his kid
C >white, hardcore social justice warrior with the side of her head shaved >is a sweet angel as long as you conform to her beliefs or pretend to >will give you hell if you bring up your actual beliefs, there is no converting her >will have a child with you, but only 10 years after you are married >you will have to shelter a syrian refugee in your house for a year
No choice is not an option
Jason Jenkins
>B But only if the black kid is really fucking good at sports and can one day gimme dat sweet sweet pro dosh
Carson Ward
Probably B honestly. It interests me to some extent to see if a good upbringing can decide whether a black will become a man or a nigger.
Other options are shit. Also no matter what I'm killing these bitches if they doublecross me.
Nathaniel Lopez
B, i'd go with C if it weren't for the 3rd caveat
Nathan Murphy
>traditional >Christian >mentally ill tranny No
Zachary Garcia
A
Parker King
A
Liam Jones
I choose option D anime
Also not politics
Ethan Torres
A Ill puck her dick in a chastity cage for cuteness, take it to play every once in while
the other two options are absolutely moot-tier cuck
Cooper Perez
A obviously Can't believe all these cuck choosing B
Isaac Myers
Holy fuck this is absolute torture but I have to say C
Leo Edwards
Option A is actually what I really want in life, so I'll choose that one
Josiah Brooks
I can play too
D >Black chick >only family contact is mother who is a need leech >Wants kids >Mother visits too often
E >Latina >She's white in persona >Entire family is felony tier thieves who will rob you >You will end up killing at least one family member in self defense
F >Asian >She will raise the kids right and is super motivated >Frigid dog skinning type persona >She makes you help smuggle people in from China
Carson Young
dubbs confirm
this
Joseph Green
the tranny, obviously
I don't want a fucking single mom with a black kid
I sure as hell don't want a sjw
Nicholas Roberts
>A strange game. The only way to win is to not play
Fuck your stupid bullshit, cucked faggot.
Jacob Baker
Same It's like "Pick Your Favorite Kind Of Cuck To Be"
Nathan Hughes
...
Charles Thomas
C
The faggot and cuck options are not viable choices.
Ayden Cooper
That's what I do with my current girlfriend and she is kind, loving and very eager to please me.
Benjamin Phillips
Option D is for anyone who refuses to choose like You get blacked by jamal
It's just a thought experiment. I want to know where anons draw the line, or what their priorities are
Nicholas Morgan
>Sup Forums is overwhelmingly homosexual when did this happen?
Landon Hernandez
The only winning move is not to play.
Christian Rivera
G >muslim girl >very sexy, but uses that ninja costume outdoors >will have as many children as you like >will raise them as muslims, and take them abroad if you try to stop her >might randomly detonate
Isaiah Parker
>christian >tranny
Kayden Bailey
so fucking jelly
Josiah Lee
I've had legitimate feelings for SJW types and I could live just not talking about politics. C seems least cuckish.
Xavier Parker
You realize spending the rest of your life with a screeching SJW without being able to tell her your real beliefs is more gay than sucking Stallone's dick, right?
A is clearly the best option.
Camden Morris
>pick C >everytime she gets mad at my beliefs I tell her that I'm Hispanic to stop oppressing me with her privilege >she has to apologize because she's white anglo and feels guilty about it
literally the best option
Anthony Wood
A has the highest chance for a nice household despite the guy in a dress.
I'll take A
Ayden Green
B The niglet will have an accident.
Benjamin Morales
>get a syrian rapefugee to live with you >it rapes her >she blames you
cuck u c k
Jackson Ramirez
>Would you rather be killed by a gun, knife, or grenade
It doesn't even matter anymore I'm still going to die. Fuck you OP and your shitty thread.
Luis Myers
source on the pic op?
Ryder Johnson
B.
The dad can see his kid, but he isn't getting him back. And black people become dindus because of their environment and upbringing, not because of genetics, so I could just raise the son and make him a productive member of society.
Connor Jackson
>might randomly detonate kek
Nicholas Gutierrez
damn...realy makes you think
Lucas Evans
But there is not really an up side there other than the 3rd one
Logan Anderson
Whatever you say user, enjoy 'her' wrinkly balls.
Nathan Nelson
>And black people become dindus because of their environment and upbringing, not because of genetics, Tyrone, that was a funny joke--that's a false dichotomy!
Austin Richardson
>black people become dindus because of their environment and upbringing, not because of genetics
The Minnesota Transracial Adoption Study says otherwise.
Alexander Butler
A I'd rather be alone though.
Pussy is gross and smelly anyway.
Grayson Phillips
That's a legitimate question too. If death was certain I'd probably go with grenade
It's a russian MtF being dressed up in retro lingerie by their grandmother I think. I actually got it from Sup Forums
Grayson Anderson
C . the syrian refugee will vanish one day when she is at work soon after he gets there like the day after preferably. before she can ask where he went i tell her in a frantic voice that >ahmed left i was flipping channels and he told me to stop it was fox news they said some racist shit and he went to his room and when i asked him what he was doing he said something in another language and left the house with his bags
ahmed would be fed into a wood chipper and then mixed with bleach then poured down a storm drain
Kayden Miller
B is sadly the only remotely appealing choice.
I'd try to convince her to let the dad have the kid or something though.
Josiah Gomez
OP:
Is your pic related a trap being dressed as a sissy?
Justin Long
>Having white children with a white woman is more gay than performing fellatio
Colton Murphy
The correct answer is B.
Why? Because as a white father you will be able to mold the niglet into an oreo.
The father wants to see his kid? Okay, but it depends on two conditions: where the fuck was he the whole time and how does he behave now?
Either way supervised visits only.
John Edwards
obv F.
Chase Smith
The best option is the refugee.
I get pussy and I get my own kids and I live in America so depending on how the election goes there's a good chance I'll get a Christian.
I'm definitely not much of a traditionalist so much as I'm interested in things that work, and right now most things that work are characterized as right-wing.
Jason Martin
H. >2D girl >strictly superior in every god damn way.
Jack Russell
C obviously, gotta make those white babies
Luke Stewart
Go with A and get a surrogate mother
Sebastian Green
C. Rapefugees can go missing.
Blake Brooks
A
Eli Bell
If any of you are choosing A, you need to leave immediately
Adam Jenkins
>Not choosing a woman isn't an option
If only that was the case. We all know the real choice is shitposting on Sup Forums at 1 AM.
Tyler Clark
They become humans when raised in a good conservative household.
>husbands sister is adopted, shes black as night and somehow the whitest republican I've ever met in my life.
Colton Martinez
>ahmed would be fed into a wood chipper and then mixed with bleach then poured down a storm drain Does that actually work? Sounds like something you would see in a movie.
Bentley Flores
H >2/10, 100% German female >skinny but has fucked up bone structure >broad shoulders, deep clavicles, recessed chin, neanderthal brow, pig nosed, and Hank Hill-assed >horrific backne >perfect personality, has your exact ideals, will have as many children as you want (they will all be male) >ex heroin addict >disease free
This seems like the real test of a man. Any takers?
Blake Rogers
>pussy is gross What the fuck happened here ?
Luis Kelly
Fuck you cuck
I would put the hormone pills on my dick for her to swallow
Zachary Reed
Your question is actually far easier to answer because yours boils down to "how much pain do you wish to experience in the moments before death" to which I would answer "none" and choose the gun.
OPs faggot question is "which type of beta bitch do you want to be for the rest of your life?" to which I again answer "none" only none isn't a choice in the given options.
Ryan Anderson
>Minnesota Transracial Adoption Study kek, stay cucked Minnesomalia
Jaxon Ortiz
Definitely B. You can either send little Jamal to go live with Tyrone, or you can send Tyrone back to the pen for parole violations if he gets too involved.
Jace Bennett
i'll take the I fell asleep with the car running in the garage
Carson James
>her
Carson Morales
Why the fugg would I not take A?
Jacob King
>It's a russian MtF being dressed up in retro lingerie by their grandmother I think. I actually got it from Sup Forums mother fucker. i like retro lingerie.
Dominic Morales
C. The true redpill is procreation which A and B don't offer.
I also wont mind taking in a refugee mother and child but no men.
Gabriel Garcia
every day you push this faggotry
Hudson Fisher
Because being a faggot is so much better.
Hunter Howard
Homosexuality is the last implicitly white thing, according to Richard Spencer. He's a funny guy, I don't take anything he says seriously since the whole Phalanx thing. I blame him for this.
Hunter Peterson
If you choose A, you are choosing to put your dick inside another man's shit hole. No future of children, because ejaculating into shit doesn't do much apart from make the shit wetter.
The answer is always C. Slap her and fuck her until she thinks properly. Never listen to a faggot with an agenda. Always go for fertility.
Dylan Russell
C would be great as long as the Syrian refugee was 18/F
Carson Sanchez
A offers procreation. I didn't word that well in OP apparently
>>adopting white kids optional (you get to fuck the mother JUST for procreation)
I meant surrogate mother that you get to fuck once
Justin Cox
>A
You're a fag
>B
You're a cuck
>C
You're a pretend SJW, but also a cuck by being this much of a pussy whipped beta.
I'll pick option D: fuck your thread.
Brody Gutierrez
>implying pussy is not disgusting Listen up faggot. A cunt is literally a dirty axe-wound swimming with mushrooms, mold and diseases. It literally shits out bloody goo once a month and it smells like pickled herring. A pussy is so close to the womans asshole, that it is guaranteed to have feces particles on it.
Charles Wood
I >anime girl >isn't real outside of your computer or dakimakura >you are competing for her attention with other NEETs
Jose Foster
None, i want a ex-stripper atheist, non-junky, of any race.
Connor Davis
You can always cheat them
Daniel Fisher
Also, the son will,rebel against his mother and follow his father. Twenty years and,the generation of sanity is fruiting.
Isaac Brooks
>A cunt is literally a dirty axe-wound I don't think it's very literal. Are you a fucking queer?
Carson Powell
but C will get "enriched" by a syrian, and then be "too traumatized about sexual contact" to have any children
A is the best option, by far
Oliver Jackson
>doesn't like vagina >call me a faggot
Holly shit.
Kevin Parker
Fuck this retarded thread, it's like asking, would you cut off your penis or your legs and arms.
Jackson Roberts
>Barack Obama
Nope.
Eli White
just because I don't like vaginas does not mean i am gay.
Nicholas Cooper
Enjoy the alternative, a man's shit filled, hairy anus, covered in AIDS.
Faggot.
Lucas Mitchell
I actually dated a trans girl for 2 years and it's not as bad as you think.
She was extremely loving and a very, very kind hearted person, someone you could never get mad at. She always tried to do nice things for me, paid for most of our nights out, called me during my breaks at work, and practically lived in the hospital with me when I was injured. We had to break up when she had a nervous breakdown and became mentally unstable (had horrible anxiety and couldn't go out of her parents' house), but I think I was happier with her than with any actual girl I dated before. I still cry thinking about the time I spent with her. She was a literal 10/10 and easily passed. People were always surprised when she told them she was trans and they never believed her.
Blake Lewis
>HUE
Juan Baker
J >three bears >they might eat you >you might eat them >who knows
Ethan Ortiz
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
Isaiah Davis
B is the only option. Contrary to popular demand, black people who are raised correctly turn out fine. The only problem is that niggers hate them and call them "white" and uncle tom and that shit.
Andrew Gonzalez
C All of >white, hardcore social justice warrior with the side of her head shaved >is a sweet angel as long as you conform to her beliefs or pretend to >will give you hell if you bring up your actual beliefs, there is no converting her >will have a child with you, but only 10 years after you are married >you will have to shelter a syrian refugee in your house for a year Doesn't count because I'm not a faggot and can put a woman in her place.
Angel Cook
You can never cheat on them and never divorce them. I'll just use murder
Jose Ross
The Syrian will live in a sealed off area. It just says in your house.
He can be castrated upon arrival. Or, as another said, it will,be an 18/F rapeable.
Hunter Hall
Ok I'm out. Fuck this.
Nolan Garcia
>a man's she is a cute girl now >shit filled she cleans herself >hairy anus she shaves >covered in AIDS. she has never fucked a nigger (unlike B and C)