You bump into President Obama while on a walk and he approaches to shake your hand, how do you comply?

You bump into President Obama while on a walk and he approaches to shake your hand, how do you comply?
be honest, but I think most of you would spill all spaghetti

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I would shake his hand and tell him... "thank you Obama for making our country great again"

would you try to say anything "red pilled"?

Shake his hand, nice to meet you Mr president

>Casually reach to shake his hand
>Slyly pull my hand away to sweep my hair back

Obummer BTFO

I would respect Obama more if he would address issues of race and religion in a serious and intellectual way, but he doesn't and now we're going to get raped by refugees and black lives matter.

Shake his hand and greet him respectfully.

I won't refuse to shake someone's hand unless they've insulted me personally, it's basic civility.

Alternately this

I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

Look him right in the eyes, give him a firm handshake, and say "Nice to meet you Mr. President"

Firm Handshakes and looking him in the eyes will prove I'm the alpha. Also ask for his daughters phone number.

Shake his hand, smile, lean in.

'How do you sleep at night, killer?'

Just shake his hand, don't be a nigger,

>coming from a nigger country

Funny you should mention this, I saw Obama at a grocery store in Washington DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This. No one is retarded enough to go full Sup Forums in front of the fucking president, regardless of who it is.

Smile, shake hands.

Tell him I supported him in 08 and 12 but want Trump in in 16.

>awkwardly fumble around deciding what to do
>get shot by secret service agent

Nigger or democrat, Obama has objectively been a pretty fucking awesome president for the USA. I swear people just annoyed that he isn't a wizard and can't perform magic.

I'd gladly shake any US President's hand. It's the toughest job in the world.

As a shake his hand, whisper "Kek is coming." he will regard it as autism and wont think twice about it, then one day he will remember my warning.

First of all, you would never "bump" into Obama.

> be me
> walking my dog about 10 years ago
> see rope line outside of a restaurant
> man walks up to me, gently takes my elbow and removes my hand from my coat pocket while saying hello
> suddenly Bill Clinton walks down the rope line
> shakes hands of a few people that see him
> sees my dog
> says "he's a han'some fella"
> realize that the weird guy that was touching me was a secret service agent frisking me in the most weirdly covert way imaginable

I miss my dog, he really was handsome.

Ahhhh! i'm being attacked!

then shoot him with my concealed pistol.

tell police that he attacked me and I was standing my ground.

Why? Is the President going to have you killed if you're rude to him?

Whispers:
>Inschallah brother my Sword is yours.

>pretty fucking awesome president
I might not go that far, but he's nowhere near as bad as he could have been and he's fairly responsible for a liberal Democrat. I'll miss him regardless.

i'd say "yeah whats up cunt" and then walk away

Funny you should mention this, I saw the girl at the counter at a grocery store in Washington DC yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw like fifteen Milky Ways trying to walk out the doors with Obama in their hands without paying.

Obama was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sirs, you need to pay for me first.” At first they kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought him to the counter.

When the girl at the counter took Obama and started scanning him multiple times, they stopped her and told her to scan him individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned Obama and put him in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting herself by yawning really loudly.

He sold out to special interests. In the US you can't have socialized healthcare because big insurance can bribe politicians to extort you then.

Bush and Congress fed him shit sandwiches from the start, the next President will be dealing with the same cycle

99.9% would smile and shake his hand. Joke around...small talk. Most likely take a self absorbed selfie pic to post on jew book.

>I miss my dog, he really was handsome.
w-what did Bill do to him?

Respect for the office man.

Prime ministers are cuckolds who are mere employees of everyone in the country and can be treated as such.

PRESIDENTS are the head of state, and thus an embodiment of the country as a whole. They are to be treated with courtesy regardless of one's opinion of them.

It's like the flag. Only a degenerate spits on the flag.

That's the most Australian phrase ever

Tickle his palm with my ring finger,
Aaayyyyyyyyuy

DON'T TOUCH ME NIGGER

>dog doesn't immediately defend the pack while the leader is being dominated by unknown entity

I'd shake his hand with a firm grip... and stare blankly into his face as my average strength shake breaks his dainty little girl hands. As he stumbles away crying I leave him with "Thanks, Obama."

I loved that story.

Top brass shitposted at IRL.

fucking kek

Shake his hand
and steal his wallet

Yeah, the worst time ever to show your power level.

>It's a pleasure to meet you Mr King Nig-*KOFFKOFFKOFF*

Obamacare was a failure but it's probably better than the alternative. Too little too late.

This

I hate what obamas done as much as anyone but it doesn't mean I'm going to treat him unfairly

>"AM I BEING DETAINED?"

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>Romania

No surprises here

I shook his hand in Oakland in 2007

I hopped a fence where people who paid or got their early were. I was standing above him on a concrete slab as he walked by

I had crouch and he had to look up at me

>power through looking up

I said "nice speech, the CIA sure knows how to pick them"

He was visible uncomfortable, and he glanced back at me through his fake smile as he made his way down the line. He felt threatened.

Good thing the snipers didn't take me out

>Random fuck walks up to you and starts assaulting you without announcing himself as a federal agent

Bullet to chest, every time.

if this is real BRAVO

Bullshit. Presidents are employees the same as a fucking meter maid is. I don't need to respect shit.

Shake his hand?
I mean he is our president regardless of anything else.
I'd shake his hand and thank him for his service.
Then I'd go home and immediately wash my fucking hand and get all his nigger germs off it

Wtf do you take us for OP? We're fascists, not niggers.

>rotate one full circle and walk past him.

Lost my shit at this.

He wouldn't have had snipers in '07. As a candidate for nomination, he would have had a small detail at most.

I would say "WE" and he would reply "oh so you're french haha nice guy"

And really, what's unfair if he actually is a socialist muslim nigger faggot?

this is what happens

I would cross the street because he's a nigger and I don't want robbed.

Dont touch me you fucking monkey

"What you lookin for man?, I am your nigga."

On second thought I would clamp onto his hand and shart until his gives me back the Internet.

shake his hand, say hello quickly, and scurry off like i have to be somewhere

but actually, i don't gotta be anywhere

>shake hand and greet him respectfully
>comment on the weather
>carry on with my day
Just because he's a retard doesn't mean I should act like some angry nigger and insult him or yell about his piss poor presidency

I thought people only pretend to dislike his presidency

>very fast movement causes secret service to defend president
>be american
>get shot

>It is-is-is-is-is a great honor to uhhh....Okie Doke. To uhhh meet you, Mr. President

Shake his hand and try to do a Masonic Illuminati special handshake so he invites me on Air Force One for an orgy

...

>TRIP SIX

and that is why you yourself are deserving of no respect

>shake hand
>"nice to meet you, Mr. president"
>no smile

Hi King Nigger

Fuck off Obama you dumb nigger.. stop bumping your shit.

>meet george bush
>shake his hand
>end up in a casket being butt fucked and need to suck cock to go up in the military ranks

what do they mean by this?

I do this with every Sanjay & Kumar in my office.
It's just better to be safe.

I would shout ALLAHU AKBAR and reveal a fake IED, then laugh and say "haha just kidding man, you alright?" before being shot and tackled from seven different directions by Secret Service men.

...

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Oh yeah man, I don't doubt you one bit. Why risk getting some fucking ancient flesh devouring nigger virus.

Yep, pretty much

> the leader of your nation acknowledges your presence when he could just as easily walk by
I'd shake his hand and be an awkward autist... hopefully not awkward enough to get tackled by the SS.

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