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Azor Jaime

jonerys represent

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AZOR JONERYS

Queen Dany

She's wearing too much make up.

The best thing you'll ever hear. They should have their own podcast.
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Azor shocked face Jaime

She is a Fat disgusting whore.

this

sorry she cant fulfill your fattie fetish user

aagghh...

Why is he so perfect /got/?

lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known.

do you think ducksauce ate her?

i don't like daenaerys
or jon

>AGGGGGHHHHH HELP ME DAVOS!

You tell us.

Just imagine if he was born before Joffery. 7 kingdoms would be rainbows and sunshine.

can some bobbyposters bobbypost this up for me pls?

*daenerys

sure, probably broke her neck right after they locked the vault

A Z O R A H A I B R O W S

>Dany is the fat-faced bitch is worth her weight in shit.

Who r u quoting?

Joffrey would kill him to be king.

He just is.

danaerys*

that's some crazy control

Jon Arryn and Stannis would have figured it out and Ned would sperg out.

Urswyck showfag

*deanayers

ur telling me

*obese midget slag.

i'm glad tommen's dead
he was a weak little cunt and would've made a bad king

Still my favourite poster

ywn get a browjob

pls no bully best boy

Why is Emilia Clarke like 5 times more attractive off the show? It must just be the hair.

Who is the best eunuch character?

Who are yours least favourite and right-in-the-middle posters?

Pre-s5: Varys
Post-s5: Theon

Cute, wonder what his boi pussy is like :3

he's dead

D I N D U
.....U
.....F
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Varys is a merman, not a eunuch.

Kill yourself, tumblr kike.

That's really really bad acting, how in the hell does a director see that and think that's good?

It's the hair and the fact that she's forced to play a character who's dour and serious when she's evidently a "bubbly" personality. If she had any moments where she actually had romantic dialogue with Jon her performance would have been noticeably better than usual, but D&D can't write dialogue and think leaving it out is as good as not putting it in.
D&D have typecast Lena into a similar character, but she's better at it so it's not as noticeable. Still doesn't save her character or the repetitiveness of every scene she's in.

a what now

a Manderly

Naw he is a female blackfyre.

goddamn, she literally makes waves with her eyebrows
I want her to teach me

PFFT I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE DOWNTHUMBS

Gross.

OG punished Jaime

>He had taken wounds before, but never like this. He had never known there could be such pain. Sometimes, unbidden, old prayers bubbled from his lips, prayers he learned as a child and never thought of since, prayers he had first prayed with Cersei kneeling
beside him in the sept at Casterly Rock. Sometimes he even wept, until he heard the Mummers laughing. Then he made his eyes go dry and his heart go dead, and prayed for his fever to burn away his tears.
>His hand was always between them. Urswyck had hung it about his neck on a cord, so it dangled down against his chest, slapping Brienne’s breasts as Jaime slipped in and out of consciousness. His right eye was swollen shut, the wound inflamed where Brienne
had cut him during their fight, but it was his hand that hurt the most. Blood and pus seeped from his stump, and the missing hand throbbed every time the horse took a step.
>His throat was so raw that he could not eat, but he drank wine when they gave it to him, and water when that was all they offered. Once they handed him a cup and he quaffed it straight away, trembling, and the Brave Companions burst into laughter so loud and
harsh it hurt his ears. “That’s horse piss you’re drinking, Kingslayer,” Rorge told him. Jaime was so thirsty he drank it anyway, but afterward he retched it all back up. They made Brienne wash the vomit out of his beard, just as they made her clean him up when he soiled himself in the saddle.

Alex Graves, Rory McCann and Gwen commenting on 4x10's twincest scene.
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... his name is EGG-ON Targaryen

what led you to this conclusion

Can't argue with this

>falseflagging THIS HARD

...

>falseflagging
use that in a sentence

>tfw

AZOR EURON

Not the hero Westeros needs, but the hero Westeros deserves

...his name is RAPEGAR JR in honor the man who taught me it IS possible to get pregnant through butt sex. Tell Robert my anus is completely blown out but it was STILL worth it. Uughhhhhhaaaaa.......

DANY I MISS YOU VERY MUCH

A male mermaid. He wants to flood the world for his merpeople

Must be glorious.

AZOR THEON

Can't remember but is he still alive somewhere?

COME TO UNCLE, LITTLE THEON

>listening to GoT dvd commentary
>other actors watching Dany scenes
>"God Emilia is good here"
>"yeah, she always says how bad she is and how she can't hang with the other actors, but I tell her no you were good"
>"yeah she's too hard on herself

>my heart when hearing this (pic related)

God, I just want to protect her smile

Graves creaming himself over Charles Dance and Lena.
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Yes but I doubt we will ever see him again in the show.

...

At least she knows she is horrible. I hope she knows she is fat.

Why is Beric such a badass? You know how he lost his eye? The mountain put a sword through his head and his eye came out the back of his neck. Then based Thoros brought him back

CUTE

SHUT THE FUCK UP!! ILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND TURN THEM INTO A MONEY PURSE!!

It's like watching an animatronic face going through emotion tests.
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Five Facts about Ashara Dayne
1. She's beautiful
2. She's a great dancer
3. I love her.
4. Ashara Dayne!

Disgusting tumblr kike samefag kill yourself

She is really stupid looking.

Wasn't it when Lannister soldiers caught him, but couldn't decide between dagger in the eye and hanging?

Take a GoT quote and post the opposite of what was said

AZOR ASHARA

womp womp

You could cut Emilia's fat off and turn it into a tent for me and Rosie to get married in. Thanx.

Best girl.

>CONTINUING to samefag and falseflag THIS HARD
>THIS
>HARD
Sad!

Five Facts about Ashara Dayne
1. She killed herself
2. She didn't fly very good
3. She never got the Ned dick
4. Ned killed her brother

Joy sews thinner like flowers.

How did it make Jaime feel to dress as a fair maiden?

But that's only four.

>ned's utterly despondent stare out the window where he gazes at the stars, realizing what could have been and the hellish dimension he's trapped in

5. Rhaegar made her go ass to mouth