Alexander Gordon Jahans has realized that his meltdown over a few trolls sending him pizza was completely fucking stupid. So now he's making this psychotic rant about why/how much he hates the Alt Right as damage control. He's justifying to himself why he will never be one of us. But why is he vowing never to become Alt Right? Why is he trying so hard? Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Only a matter of time before he faces facts.
>1:00-2:00 Comparing Rotherham (mass childrape) to trolling him >4:50-7:00 "I am not taking any redpill/being converted!" >8:00 "The Alt Right's message is just fuck over anyone >who isn't a White British Christian rich man" >10:10 "You're an immature baby if you don't accept diversity" >11-13 rants psychotically about how he thinks rightwingers >are just evil bigots trying to oppress others (more lefty orthodoxy, surprise, surprise)
Remember that he is trying hard to provoke us to hate him, don't fall for it. He is trying hard to get us to hate him, but remember, keep being nice, it's the best troll tactic of all!
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youtube.com/watch?v=CyC0MR6gZBY Alexander Gordon Jahans has discovered the pizza prank, and he is beyond livid. He emplors his viewers to keep the trolling online. Then he indicates that he seems to think that now somehow his parents and his cat are in danger. This one small thing (pizzas arriving at his house) has basically destroyed him. He's like someone who's just witnessed a death. Bizzare!
William Torres
He equates rightwingers with bullies, bullies he has dealt with for his entire life. This is his entire reason for opposing the right, because he believes they are like the bullies from his past. His fellow lefties have treated him poorly, while some of his rightwing audience like him. Clearly the nice rightwingers are a huge contradiction in his entire worldview, and it's eroding his security in his own belief system!
The best troll tactic is targeting his sense of superiority, since he believes he is superior to "those mean bully rightwingers". Keep being nice, it fucks him up. He may be redpilled in the end, after all!
Keep nuking his brain with kindness! He is subconsciously trying to make us hate him! Don't fall for it!
William Miller
ONLY
Justin Cook
FUCKUP
Justin Peterson
M'SHIT
Leo Phillips
hey OP
just wanted to say thank you for keeping up the vigil. i stopped reading here a few months ago and had fleeting thoughts about alex and how he's doing. i was delighted to return and see that someone was keeping the torch lit.
god bless you, and everything you do.
Colton Lee
FAMILY!
The flame of /Esoteric Jahanism/ shall not, will not, and never will die!
And the sweet milk of lols will never cease flowing from the farshnuke
Amen and amen!
Christopher Evans
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Evan Turner
>He posts in a Jahans thread >He isn't heiling the ALMIGHT NAME of J A H A N S Cuck
A rare Jahans that provides a behind the scenes look at his lair.
Luke Jones
Who here suspects /Jahans is a secret rightwinger/ doing a parody troll of liberals?
Levi Reyes
He would be the best troll Sup Forums has ever seen if that was true.
Lucas Campbell
20% chance it's true, 80% chance it's not. We should start gambling on it
HAIL JAHANS
either way what a G O D
Caleb Hernandez
Winner gets a night with his sister?
Ryan Butler
REEEEEEEEEEE
Ethan Sullivan
I unironically think he is the most entertaining channel on all of youtube right now. I find myself waiting for his vids and forgetting about all the other old youtubers I used to watch. Alexander jahans has charisma and pizazz. He is entertaining and shameless. He is manly yet with a soft heart of gold.
10/10 even pewdiepie can't compete
Nathan Lee
Agreed. It is only a matter of time before he surpasses Pewdiepie in subscribers and is king of Youtube.
Elijah Adams
No shit
The really awesome thing will be when he has like 10,000 subscribers and seeing how he will react
He's so fucking hilarious and will go down in history as Sup Forums's CWC
according to this vid his folks were in the public service and he's not on benefits. is this still the case or is this vid outdated? it says on ED that he lives on benefits.
Cameron Allen
I told the guy who started the ED page he's not on benefits but he didn't believe me
No, he's not on benefits
Thomas Bennett
Extra Sensory Jahanception
Christian Robinson
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP MEME'ING ME
Logan Turner
He's like that mildy retarded kid we used to hang out with in high school. We'd make him go hit on hot girls by saying they liked him or smoke cigarette butts off the ground. Except Jahans knows we think he's unintentionally hilarious.
