Alexander Gordon Jahans has discovered the pizza prank, and he is beyond livid. He emplors his viewers to keep the trolling online. Then he indicates that he seems to think that now somehow his parents and his cat are in danger. This one small thing (pizzas arriving at his house) has basically destroyed him. He's like someone who's just witnessed a death. Bizzare!
>7:21 lol threatening anyone that has been sending him pizza >7:30 announcing his parents are getting divorced >8:26 holding back the tears as he is getting angry at the trolls. >9:22 Millennial woes has been emailing him. >10:10 does not want to be leader of alt right. >10:40 please STOP THE TROLLING HELP ME! >17:07 sister is in another country.
Basically that's it, after that he goes into self loathing mode. He is trying hard to get us to hate him, but remember, keep being nice, it's the best troll tactic of all!
~~~~ Discuss Alexander Gordon Jahans! Post rare Alexander Gordon Jahans! Discuss the Alexander Gordon Jahans community!
Jeeze I know he's obnoxious and easy to hate, but do you really need to make his wretched life worse by sending pizzas? I don't think he deserves anything more serious than YouTube comment trolling
Landon Brown
Oh. Sorry for being retarded. Have an original undead hitler pepe.
Nolan Collins
proper
Aaron Morgan
I'd he aware that he has zero real fans and every single view is a Sup Forums user?
Lucas Howard
That is not the intent of the Esoteric Jahanists. We merely wish to slowly redpill our leader and observe him in his natural habitat. The pizza prank was the result of a lone wolf.
Bentley Collins
He's aware that 90% of his fans are racist right wingers.
Ryan King
you are mistaken it is the great leader who will redpill you
Ryan Morales
NEW THREAD ABANDON THIS ONE, CANADIAN OP IS KING OF JAHANS THREADS
Jonathan Gomez
Truly, for He is wise.
Josiah Cox
>JahanVision Activate it.
Dylan Wood
See
Jack Davis
404
Dylan Lewis
I'd love to break bread with Jahan
Matthew Young
...
Henry Barnes
youtube.com/watch?v=tiF6JuiGGKE > You lose. I win. > I am going to destroy you as easily as I destroy this pie > Your attempts to hurt me help me > There is no way you can get to me > You can't touch me
His arrogance in this video makes me glad that the fat faggot is so triggered now.
Alexander Barnes
Only heard of this guy a few days ago, been skimming through his vids trying to get up to speed. This faggot is fucking delusional. >Welcomes Muslims to Britain because "they couldn't possibly do a worse job than the British government" >Apparently unaware that fag-sympathizers like himself would among the first thrown off of buildings if Muslims ever took over Britain >"Ready to accept communism into his heart" >Absolutely obsessed with Americas gun situation, in spite it having no bearing on his life at all >Writes creepy fanfiction about Jim sterling of all people >All that doctor who shit, all of it >Is generally a miserable faggot that blames being a fat loser on genetics and fate, when even Steven hawking and The elephant man got laid eventually >That whole internet toughguy shit about how its okay to send pizzas to him, but if anyone sends pizzas to his cat then he will make them physically hurt >In spite of most of his harassers being Canadian and American >Refuses to better himself by working out or even shaving, then blames the Alt-right boogieman when he cant get a job Normally Id feel sorry for someone like him getting doxed and harassed, but hes just such a bitter stupid cunt, let the pizzas flow.
Jose Jenkins
That video was a mistake.
David Sanchez
15 hours since last video.
Christian Sanders
The state of his room makes me want to claw out my eyes.
And I thought I lived in a shit heap...
Colton Bennett
I hope he didn't an hero himself.
Christopher Hernandez
Did Sup Forums get up to any more antics last night? I'm hoping for another triggered video.
Lord Jahans has had a great streak with and since the Job Saga
Joshua Jackson
>tfw you will never eat crisps and drink squash juice with the prophet Jahans
Why even live?
Jeremiah Taylor
I don't think he'd abandon his followers like that, he's probably just deep into writing his erotic sci-fi at the moment. The pizza guy came back again but I don't know if he sent another order. He's due to get an a free sample of feminine wipes any day know though.
Adrian Reed
What did he mean by this?
Ayden Smith
This guy talks like he's in a movie. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there is just something offputting about the way he talks to his audience
Blake Price
He reminds me of all the autistic nerds in high school who did their best to speak eloquently when in reality they sounded like retards.
Hunter Nguyen
He unironically browses 9Gag? Kek.
Isaiah Rogers
He shares some truly shit tier stuff on facebook. Seems like we are really getting under his skin though.
Ryder Gomez
That's definitely part of it. It's also how he's constantly between >loud ranting and gesturing at the camera, with this sort of laughing inflection like everything he's saying is some enlightened, sick burn >or he's looking down at the floor, hands folded at his mouth, mumbling, and pretending to be pensive because he's seen people do this in a lot of TV and movies.
He'll even put these long, unnatural pauses between words to really sell it. It's completely mad.
Caleb Perry
The pretty much nails it. You can tell he thinks he's much more intelligent than his audience.
Ethan Gomez
the worst about his videos is the one voice he gives everyone when strawmanning them
Leo Sanchez
Which makes his videos the sweetest of nectars
Isaac Allen
>he seems to think that now somehow his parents and his cat are in danger.
He's a danger to his cat and hamster more like
Dylan Morris
What's the point in these threads? Are you guys grooming a serial killer?
Luke Ross
i don't get it either. but it's some kind of right of passage for kids to abuse the genetically unchosen. then feel guilty about it later on when you're raising your own imperfect rugrats.
Zachary Mitchell
>fat rolls just falling any which way Even gravity doesn't know what to do with him
Zachary White
First thing I've saved in ages. 10/10
Robert Mitchell
I think the fat kid is using proxies and wants to be a meme.
Aiden Torres
Doubtful, I doubt anyone would subject themselves to that kind of abuse willingly.
Jeremiah Gomez
New Jahans Blog post: The Point Is To Try
Jahans admits he is wrong, apologising for bullying the alt-right and being dismissive of free food:
>So yes, I've made mistakes, said things I shouldn't have, did things I shouldn't have but I will never stop trying to be better,
Grayson Roberts
link to his blog?
Also, Sup Forums may have been Nuked but Esoteric Jahans lives on!
this is his blog. he does put up some of his textposts here but like with most of his accounts, they're primarily for boosting the signal of his youtube videos.
if you watch the last video posted to his livejournal you will get a decent idea of how he perceived his woes prior to starting testosterone
also if my memory is correct it's the video where he admits to having Kallmann Syndrome
Wyatt Thompson
it might be mainly a Britfag thing, but this dude is the archetype of lefties in this country. I hate his politics but he is mesmerizing. How did nature fuck up so bad? Why didn't his parents drown him? How has he got this far? Will his micropenis ever grow?
It is genuinely fascinating to me. His autism has manifested in such a spectacular way, that he makes me think he is a gift from kek
Chase Price
He himself said that his body produces less testosterone than a woman does.
Ian Anderson
Will Weresylph Dawning be his magnum opus?
Logan Johnson
>gets upset because Sup Forums is bullying his family IRL >carries on making videos
What a dumb fuck
If I was Gordon I would have bailed weeks ago. He must be a massochist
Jackson Hill
He's got nothing to live for user. the Alt-right is his only reason to exist now,whether that be fighting us or joining us.
Michael King
>pic related
Why does Jahans wear such a problematic shirt?
Alexander Barnes
> He must be a massochist He actually has said he is.
Jaxson Ward
What kind of autism is this? I can't hide these retarded threads fast enough, Jesus Christ.
Dominic Taylor
wait
he really likes gore?
Anthony Howard
how the fuck is he so much fatter than her
wgat the fuck
Henry Foster
What if We got something like CNN to try and interview him for being the leader of the "alt-right"
Kayden Harris
I know this is just a bit of banter but if you want an actual answer, there's one here
'Now look I know that I am a white man and so I have privilege. I know that my demographic doesn't need more representation and believe me I will goddamn cheer when we a get a female Doctor or a female James Bond but I need the power fantasy right now.
I need the fantasy that one person can make a difference to a broken society. I need the fantasy that the monster can be redeemed. I need the fantasy that women will find me attractive. And I'm bisexual but hoo boy I am not ready to start exploring that side of my sexuality yet.'
so much like a lot of people on Sup Forums he needs power fantasies to escape the reality that he is nothing
Lucas Garcia
GET RID OF THE FUCKING _______! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! PEOPLE ARE GETTING KILLED BY _______!
Jaxson Kelly
I'm back. Tried the Jpegify thing, not sure if it helped
Jayden Miller
>us
Luis Murphy
Because the right wing has cooler merchandise.
Pic related. The DW Left is lame
Jose Roberts
What you guys do to him? He looks half dead.
Ayden Carter
>Jim sterling
I saw him on steam a while ago and thought he looked like a massive faggot by his profile pic and especially the games he likes