>Sup Forums worships an ancient egyptian frog
>goes apeshit when they find out Hillary worships Moloch
Come on Sup Forums even you have to admit thats bullshit
>Sup Forums worships an ancient egyptian frog
>goes apeshit when they find out Hillary worships Moloch
Come on Sup Forums even you have to admit thats bullshit
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Moloch can't get digits
Moloch is an enemy of Kek.
dubs related
People have always gone apeshit when they learned that other people worshiped a God different from their own.
Open a history book sometime, faggot.
frogs are literally the vessel of god
they are perfect in every way.
frogs helped us fight the limeys in the revolution
in the bible, is it not mentioned that the end of the world will be signaled by the 10 plagues, one of which calls for a rain of frogs
is it a coincidence that abraham lincoln, after winning the revolutionary war, wanted to declare the american frog as our national symbol opposed to the eagle, opposed only be benjamin franklin who though the US was not worthy enough of such a symbol
and remember the old story of the frog in new mexico? the way its throat expands inspired albert einstein to seek the nuclear bomb to defeat japan. if we could somehow replicate the expansion of the frogs throat and make it out of fire to place on top of a major japanese city, we could win; and we did
rumor has it that JFK had frog legs (a major insult to frogs) before his assassination (result of a punishment imposed on him for that). why do you think france is so cucked? because they are the only ones who cook frogs, and got WW1, WW2 and the french revolution as punishment
some things are too cosmic to be bullshit
KEK IS WITH US
PRAISE HIM
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF KEK
Kek is the true god, praise him
Cept everyone knows we worship a frog. Not everyone knows Hillary worships Moloch. If they did know I'm sure her voter base would be even smaller.
two threes and three twos?
Kek is epic
>Sup Forums is one person
kysmm
>meming god of dubs
>bringer of the light
vs
>ancient cnaanite god of CHILD sacrificd
Kek gib me dubs please,
to shut the infidels
...
You are some kind of kek prophet. Dubs prove it
If you had but the faith of a mustard seed, user.
i am simply a follower, i think i am too humble to be given such an honor as dubs
Kek says you're right.
KEK IS THE ONE TRUE GOD YOU FUCKING HERETIC, MOLOCH WISHES HE WAS KEK
It's all just banter mate, something to keep us entertained while we wait for the next happening
PRAISE KEK
Praise Kek
We shall yet be graced by his messenger.
I like the idea that this could become a real religion in 10 years.
>Well, yeah we worship an ancient deity connected with infant sacrifice but it's no big deal guys!
The mask is slipping. Kek will destroy your cabal.
i have a long way to go
I give it all to you Kek. If these are anything but repeating digits I will kill myself.
Goodbye Sup Forums
Digits confirm a prophecy soon bestowed upon us
It was a religion 5000 years ago
Don't do it.
so long friend
see you in whatever life kek has for us after this one, you mad bastard
kek works in mysterious ways
RIP in peace
JFK was actually killed for playing the maffia and becoming an "uncontrolled" asset
Damn. Kek really wants you dead. Are you Jewish?
Im aware moloch and kek are both very different but we're playing with some pretty powerful forces here, remember kek represents the obscurity and the unknown which basically means chaos
RIP user see you on the other side
kek is nyarlathotep
That is what the moloc guys want you believe. Fuck them. JFK had frog legs.
PRAISE KEK
moloch wants me to be believe harvey lee oswald killed jfk when it was 8 shooters that shot a bullet but the one that ended up killing him was in a sewage drain
>KEK
>a mortal being
KEK resides in all creation and affects every aspect of your life
kek is not real
--------->
Kek's will cannot be understood by us mortals
waifus aren't real
but pepe is true messiah
so why do you try it?
weebs btfo
I'm defending jfk had frog legs. Your logic has no power here
glad we got that out of the way
KEK is complete satire. Do you actually think people on here believe in a frog god? faggot
Did Moloch get digits like these?
>is it a coincidence that abraham lincoln, after winning the revolutionary war, wanted to declare the american frog as our national symbol opposed to the eagle, opposed only be benjamin franklin who though the US was not worthy enough of such a symbol
Is this actually true?
KEK has no patience for false meme gods who demand sacrifice. Merely shitposting alone constitutes a trinity of worship, prayer and sacrifice.
Praise KEK. May his digits bless us all.
Some of them actually do, faggot.
I can't find anything about it by searching online.
kek is among us
Kek is the greatest.
I Love frogs, I have two as pets that are well taken care of and I purposely live in a swampy area home to thousands of them. Thanks for the fun frog facts friend! I'll be sure to share them with my friends irl.
>We sacrifice Holy Digits to Kek
>Clinton sacrifices people to Moloch
All those "suicides" served a dual purpose.
he's here
Praise KEK!