This wanders into the DC universe

This wanders into the DC universe.
How do they handle it.

Darkseid captures it for the Anti-Life Equation.

Bizarro mercy kills it because even he thinks its a failed abortion

Joker ends himself. He could never make a joke this funny.

The Quintessence banishes him to the Phantom Zone, then Zod and crew kick Minya out. It quickly devolves into a multiversial game of hot potato.

>Bizarro outright kills him because even he knows he's a perfectly healthy child
Fixed that for you.

>hot potatoing a baby godzilla as as it slowly but steadily becomes a Big Problem

>Minya
>problem

They tell him that everything Godzilla told him was a lie.

...

Don't forget to remind him that he's really adopted

Thrown into the sun

The giant mantises caused his egg to hatch early, thus presumably some stunted growth.

crossover when?

Superman actually already has the facilities to safely and comfortably house him as he grows. He's got critters that big already in his space zoo.

>superman raises Godzilla
>plays with him from time to time
>treats him like a big dog much to other heroes' fright
>Krypto and Ziller play catch with Supes

I really want this now.

>Lex Luthor kills Clark and Lois in an alley one night with an atomic ray.

...

>implying loyal petzilla wouldn't be Supes best buddy
>implying he wouldn't be able to disguise his giant lizard with a pair of glasses saying it's his cousin
>implying petzilla would ever leave supermans back

user, I'm disappointed.

>"Clark?"
>"Yeah, Lo? Something wrong?"
>"...What /IS/ that?"
>"Oh, him? That's my new pet. I got 'im yesterday. Wanna say hi?"
>"Clark, that thing just destroyed part of Metropolis!"
>SKRREEEOOOONNGGGK!
>"Lois! Don't call him a thing...that's his friend's name..."

Goji has no friends.
Rodan, Mothra, and Anguirus just pretend to be friends with him so that he doesn't kill them again.

Throw it in the sun, hopefully.

Thats a dirty lie. Godzilla and Anguirus are bros.

So all in agreement that Godzilla is loyalest pet towards Superman?

And that Boco should burn in hell?

Not sure about the first one but definitely the second one

I suppose that was just a love bite Godzilla gave to Anguirus in Raids Again?
Or wait, was that just Gigantis the Fire Monster pretending to be Godzilla?

...

Continuity in early Showa is weird. But after that they were best buddies. Just look at 'vs Gigan'.

The Anguirus was a totally different Anguirus. The one from the 60s and 70s was his bro. 55 was an asshole who just wanted to fight him for no fucking reason.

Anguirus is the bro of bros.

55 Anguirus is dead
68-74 Anguirus was the buddy.

DIIIIIIID SOMEBODY SAY MAGUMA?!

dont pretty much all men want to fight each other for shits n giggles?

it's like, bonding or something. idk

No. Go home.

Some of them. Mothra is more of a pacifist.

Shut up

Shut up

You go home.

Anyways...
Sometimes. Depends. Sure that some women like to fight to. For all we know Godzlla and Anguirus were just fighting to establish dominance and to fuck one another.

DUUUUHYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK

What is this, stereo?

AAAAAAAAHYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK

>maguma will never be in another kaiju film
WHY GOD

>post ends in 1954

WHOOOOOAAAAAAAA

Should I screencap?

for nature's sake, yes.

>Goji has no friends
Jet Jaguar?

His mother never really loved him...

Jet Jaguar is the friend of all good hearted people. That doesn't count.

>grows up
>starts fighting crime
>destroys 75% while fighting the villain
we dont need another superman, what we need to do is go back in time and kill his parents using the botched robbery angle

>I make boom boom

HOORRD!
HHOORRRD!!!

Lobo skullfucks it to death.

I think a few extra chromosomes as well

Fuck off Maguma

>what we need to do is go back in time and kill his parents using the botched robbery angle
Great, now you've got evil future people and king ghidorah on your hands.