>"dude, you know why people get excited when they catch bugs? It's because like, our ancestors used to catch bugs, and they got excited, and so it's genetically passed down to generations... crazy, right?" >"and yo, dude. You know what else? You know why you naturally look up in the trees when you go for a walk in the forest? Well it's because our ancestors used to look up in the trees for tigers and cougar when they were traveling. Wild, right duude?"
>"I got one more mind blowing thing to tell you dude, have you ever wondered why we look into the water when we're you're on a boat or ferry? Well that's a genetic trait our ancestors passed down to use when they crossed the sea in pirate ships and had to fend off sharks and hunt for fish. Fuck, history is so amazing"
>and I look at ladies' bottoms even though I will never get laid, because my ancestors have passed down a genetic ancestral memory from before the invention of the wheel!
Matthew Perez
SpongeBob SquarePants. Except the bug is a jellyfish.
Jaxon Price
>PLANTS ARE ALIVE AND CONSCIOUS TOO!
Leo Rogers
I pity you. Every healthy child goes bug-catching.
Xavier Johnson
This image in my head of Rogan crashing frantically through a campsite, stopping abruptly, slowly turning around with his trophy between thumb and forefinger: >"Just like my ancestors!"
Matthew Richardson
>those dead eyes
Dominic Barnes
See, I remember that, and I do not remember being excited per se.
Oliver Lewis
Are you going to apologize to this guy after seeing this Would be awfully white of you to admit you were wrong and let that guy know you're sorry for the snarky response you gave him
Andrew Hill
he actually fucking said it AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH >obama is the best president because i like the way he talks what did he mean by this?
James Gray
JAMIE, PURR DAT UP
OOOOO ROOK AT DIS
CHIMPANZEE RIP YOUR ARM OFF
WOW SO EXERRENT
AREX WHAT YOU TINK?
Joseph Lee
Good thing I'm not white.
Also,
>pretending Brendan Schaub episodes are canon
Bentley Howard
>say something retarded >get proven wrong >pretend you never made the stupid post and abandon the thread
lmao
Robert King
Rogan is the kind of guy an 18 year old views as an "intellectual"
Zachary Richardson
What is this, a fucking anime? Literally who ever went "bug catching"
Owen Hughes
No, I'm still here my dude.
Benjamin Rivera
i hate joe rogan so fucking much
Landon Scott
We get it, you're not used to being right
Kevin Ramirez
...
Lincoln Young
>pretending Brendan Schaub episodes are canon
Haha, fair enough. It really doesn't surprise me though, Rogan gets downright gay when it comes to black guys. Anytime you mention Rashad Evans, Tyrone Woodly, or Rumble Johnson, he practically starts jerking off talking about their "superior genetics". And you have to be black for Rogan to call you a GOAT fighter, whenever a guest brings up Fedor after Rogan has been sucking Anderson Silva or Jon Jones dick for 20 minutes, Rogan looks at them like they just shit in his kale smoothie.
Oliver Hill
I wonder how many IQ points Rogan lost due to concussions/brain injury
It must have been a lot.
Jace Brown
I get the hate. But, I really like his show. He's had a wide variety of guests on, and there have been many entertaining, and several informative conversations, throughout the years.
John Martinez
Fucking this Jesus just drop it joe
David Gray
Gays
Aaron Williams
Despite the many reasons to dislike him, I still like Joe Rogan.
I think it's because the guy is just a hardo who loves to talk and actually does a decent job of getting his guests to pontificate. He's also pretty earnest in what he finds interesting. There's a bit of posturing on his part but relatively little. I would like to see him be more forthcoming with his real views on things but I understand why he isn't.
Wyatt Cook
this is seriously no joke what happens when you smoke weed everyday for years on end
joe has lost his god damned mind
Owen Perez
I love him because he does not sound obnoxiously pretentious or overly concerned with himself.
Gabriel Davis
he thinks the moon landing was faked
Joshua Turner
unless you think these are actual photos, you should question it too
Adrian Young
He was just pandering to Brendan
Camden Walker
How do I find this app?
Luke Hernandez
Why does Sup Forums love joe rogan so much? You realize in real life he'd think you're a weirdo and kick your ass, right?
Justin Cox
well that's an incredibly dumb thing to say for any reason.
Ian Mitchell
>You realize in real life he'd think you're a weirdo and kick your ass, right?
Is "kick your ass" gay lingo for "suck your dick"?
Grayson Gutierrez
>im a weirdo >joe rogan isnt
John Campbell
>What are different cameras and lenses
Kayden Phillips
This quote is unironically quite loveesquecrafty
Levi Morales
The posturing is what turns me off. The way he talks to some guests, "educating" them, it's really belittling. Noam Chomsky can drop info on people and it doesn't come off as dick-measuree, but when Joe regurgitates what he read off Wikipedia a few days ago, it's like he's doing it to try and prove he's more intleligent than the person he is talking to
Jackson Parker
One summer night a couple years ago when I was walking home from work, I crossed paths with a beetle. I saw buzzing around out of the corner of my eye. It landed on my pant leg and I picked it off let it ride on my finger. We walked a couple blocks together and then I placed her down on the branch of a bush and continued on. It was the most exciting thing that had happened to me in years and has happened since. Bugs are exciting.
Aiden Walker
Joe fell for the "king nigger is the best orator ever" meme even though he stutters through every fucking sentence.
Hudson Jackson
What was even the point of this post
Wyatt Brooks
The first podcast I watched was the Neil DeGrasse Tyson one. I don't see the appeal for either of these pseudo-intellectual retards outside of reddit.
Joseph Morgan
Shitty damage control after being BTFO
Joseph Adams
UBI is the ultimate ecenomic brainlet test.
Aaron Edwards
He's a moron who appeals to morons. That's why he's so popular here. The few times he's had someone even mildly educated on his show, the conversation's always reduced to shit like "whoa, monkeys are like, strong".
Jace Edwards
>I think it's because the guy is just a hardo who loves to talk and actually does a decent job of getting his guests to pontificate
Which he usually undermines by going on stupid weedbro tangents or failing to grasp simple concepts
Adam Lewis
Doesn't count, he gets excited about everything.
Jordan Allen
You should be a man for once in your life and apologize.
Blake Flores
Anonymous "I'm still somehow a magapede despite everything" poster.
Caleb Young
I mean, who doesn't want to listen to an MMA fighter pontificate for three hours.
Justin Howard
the van allen belt bro , how did they get through it without burning up into flames, you gotta look this stuff up bro
Blake Davis
Me and my neighbor kidsused to catch bees and frogs, spiders, mantuses,and grass hoppers and watch them fight.
Leo Phillips
Yup all brainlets simply go muh welfare and are easily identified
Oliver James
so what do we do in 50 years time when all jobs are done by the t-800?
Zachary Taylor
>we
When you get booty blasted so bad you start making imaginary friends that agree with you
Kayden Gutierrez
You work as a t-800 repairman.
Brody Hernandez
Not work because we'll either all be dead or advance to communism under the rule of a benevolent AI. Money will be obsolete.
Adrian Hernandez
He got knocked out by a black kid in his last tai kwon do fight, so that's possible.
That always annoys me. News sites like Huffington Post and TMZ do it all the time. "Top 10 reasons we all miss Obama", or "We all love Amy Schumer, so why is she switching up her style?"
It's like how youth is code word for black, anytime someone says "we" I know they are about to espouse something most people prolly don't agree with
Landon Flores
>a bit of posturing...
He has Jamie look up every thing a guest says and read definitions only supporting his own bias. Most of the time he's citing click bait or not even cross referencing, but regurgitating whatever Google pops up for him with a pompous attitude that professionals never checked Google, and somehow he knows more.
The guy who said rhonda and Connor could beat may weather has been proven wrong on many occasions. If any other person was so wrong in their profession they would be fired.
Noah Russell
Loved it when he tried to fact check Alex Jones. Had a "gotchya" smirk on his face when he told Jamie to go verify Jones kids in hot tubs reference. Sure backfired on him.
Jose Long
>your guy "Straight guys are just afraid to sick dick, because they are afraid they will like it. What if Dicks actually taste good?" - Joseph Rogan,
Jason Hernandez
Of all the guests to choose from that he does this to, Alex Jones is one that definitely needs a fact checker
Jason Parker
>Had a dream where I was in a girls body fucking myself >Felt amazing to my dream "girl" body and my real body Am I gay or just a narcissist?
Colton Lee
>people who don't like what I like
Drumpf!
Jace Hernandez
I use to catch lightning bugs in a jar on autumn nights when I was tot. Crawfishing was more common though because those fuckers had holes all over the yard.
I live in rural southern US though, we didn't have a lot of shit to do back then.
Hudson Foster
>I'm so unique and special for enjoying the taste of shit lmao You're 15.
Jaxon Hall
remember when he was on newsradio and wore lip gloss and a fruit loop earring?
Cameron Campbell
Jones is the one person he doesn't need to fact check, everything he says he will give you the exact date and publication he got it from off the top of his head.
Ryan Ortiz
We went bug catching and crawdad fishing. Midwestern USA.
And every southern Cali bro I ever met went Anole Lizard catching as a boy.
I think this board just lived in a single one bedroom apartment raised by their Aunt or something.
These fags will never go copperhead hunting where your dad pulls them from between the sod and side of the house, stuns them and orders you to "gas it!" so you can run over the copperhead with the riding lawnmower.
Dominic Long
Your gender queer
David Powell
Not, really, no. All I remember from that show was that woman with the giant tits.
Jose Cruz
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
Logan Murphy
>talk about NASA >mentione that fucking Michael Collins photo that has been debunked many years ago
Like five times already. Fucking hell Joe.
Henry Lewis
That's even more reason to fact check him. He even makes it easier since he remembers the dates and references.
Aaron Miller
yeah he looked cute
Brody Fisher
What?
Levi Phillips
or, you know, some of us lived in the city and didn't do a lot of hunting stuff. i played with bugs sure, but my yard wasn't very big so there wasn't a huge plethora of creepy-crawlies to study and analyze.
Justin Gomez
That's a cool story. +1
Jordan Martin
>cali lizard catching
It's a thing to catch bluebellied lizards and rub their bellys to sleep. I had lizards chilling at my house like they were domestic, my parents said it was bad for their survival. I forget how autistic kids are getting. I think all that fun shit is gone, watching 5yr old kids having video game psychosis and screeching when their tablets are taken away is America now. Damn shame.
Wyatt Peterson
Undermining traditional marriage, which is the foundation of all Civilisation, isn't a valid reason?
Alexander Cox
well hows about we fucking slow down first and figure it out before we automate everything
Jaxon Myers
How does two fags getting married affect a man and woman getting married or "undermine" their marriage?
Benjamin King
isn't that bakedchicken?
Daniel Martinez
I always invasion an alternate asian reality where this is real.
Jordan Richardson
not him but i think he might be getting at the theory that changing a big social aspect like that can have long lasting effects on the psyche of society
Adrian Young
Slippery slope bullshit.
Isaac Roberts
>can't remember what he ate 2 days ago >knows what ancestor caught