(pulls string)

(pulls string)

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There's a cock in my ass

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY PANTS

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE WUS TOYS N SHIT

IT WAS ME, ANDY.

ONE DAY WHILE ANDY WAS MASTURBATING, WOODY GOT WOOD

ANDY STOP FUCKING MASTURBATING AND SPRAYING YOUR CUM ALL OVER THE ROOM WHEEZIE KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE ALL THE DRIED UP CUM IN HIS SQUEAKER BROKE IT

SO PLAY NICE

/opens the thread
Yeah this is about what I expected

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

FAGGOTS

FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

SHOOT THE REFUGEES ANDY KILL THE TOWELHEAD MENACE

NIGGER

WHO SAID IT WAS YOUR JOB TO THINK, SPRINGWEINER?

THIS MEME IS DUMB

heyyyyy

CAN I HAVS DA PUSSI PLZ BOSS?!?!

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS, ANDY

KILL THEM ALL, ANDY. KILL THEM ALL.

MGSV IS THE WORST METAL GEAR GAME, ANDY

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please fuck off

Havent heard that in a while

Grammerfag, your the one who needs to fuck off.

You infect threads with your autistic critique of other anons throw away comments. You are making this place into a fucking shit hole, and for what, so you can be an eltist bitch and a grammer nazi?

REACH FOR MY COCK!

OR YOU'LL BE GETTING A SNAKE IN YOUR WATER HOLE

SURPRISE COCKFAG

TOUCH MY WOODY

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!?

Fuck her right in the pussy!

YOU MANGY NIGGAS

OPEN UP THIS STARVATION BOX

You got some nice titties for a little boy

THE CRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS

allahu akbar

*(pulls string)*

I LOVE SHOPPING AT THE MALL WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS

>That's weird. There must have been some mix up at the doll factory.

ZA WARUDO
...
> in those two moments, Buzz knows that he just needs to drive his [Star Command] into Woody's chest.

Bring it on, Woody!

SNAKE BOOTA DA!!!

I'VE KILLED WOMEN AND CHILDREN. I'VE KILLED JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WALKS OR CRAWLED AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. AND I'M HERE TO KILL YOU.

>Elsewhere
STOP YOUR WHORING AND SODOMIZING SINNER. I SHALL CLEANSE YOU WITH MY BLOOD. NAAAARGH

MAMA? MAMA LUIGI?

MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGLING. DID SOMEONE ORDER A WEB-SLINGER?

I CAN STILL HEAR THEM, CALLING OUT TO THOSE THAT FELL TO THE GROUND. CHILDREN, WIVES, THE ONES TOO OLD TO HUNT OR FIGHT. THE MEN WERE GONE AND THAT'S WHEN WE HIT EM. PUT ARROWS IN THE BULLET HOLES, MAKE EM THINK THEY WERE WARRING WITH EACH OTHER. THAT'S WHAT WE WERE PAYED TO DO. MY HANDS ARE STAINED CRIMSON WITH PROGRESS AND DESTINY.

I WALKED THROUGH BLOOD AND BONES IN THE STREETS OF MANHATTAN. LOOKING FOR MY LOST BROTHER.
He was in Toronto.

>THERE'S A NIGGER IN MY BOOT

It really was a different time back then

YOUR NOSE IS STIMULATING MY PROSTATE

STOP YOUR WHORING AND SODOMIZING SINNER! I SHALL CLEANSE YOU WITH MY BLOOD! YOOOOWWAARAAW!!

NOW, LET'S FORGET OUR TROUBLES WITH A BIG BOWL OF STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

YOU ARE HEARING ME TALK

WALKIN' WITH THE DEAD MAN OVER MY SHOULDER

the fuck are you talking about

DON'T ASK ME! I'M JUST A GIRL! TEE HEE!

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG.

Back the fuck off?

Holy shit it's even better in Dutch
youtu.be/xRnEcbNr-QA

I always thought it was "There's a snake in my hood". My TV never seemed to have the volume up too loud when I saw this movie, every time I heard that.

Angry Woody is the best version.

SAVAGES SAVAGES BARELY EVEN HUMAN. SAVAGES SAVAGES DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORE. THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME WHICH MEANS THEY MUST BE EVIL

The original story was about Woody breaking the toy rules in order to be Andy's favorite toy again. The other toys didn't like this and locked him out of the house. In order to get back in, he still had to go on the journey to get Buzz back because he still pushed him out the window.

no

>i need about three fiddy

THAT'S MY INTESTINES YOU'RE TUGGING ON

OW, quit it

YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGER