/nzpol/- Ghost Chups Edition

ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happenings and everything it means to be kiwi. Here we can laugh at aussies and the rest of the world in general
Joshies allowed on the condition of posting a rare pepe

NEWS
>Last Week
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us10006jbi#executive
>Large 7.1 Quake strikes off Gisborne coast at 4:37PM Thursday- No tsunami

radionz.co.nz/news/on-the-inside/312339/100-percent-pure-or-60-percent-polluted
>Analysis of NZ's water pollution

greenpeace.org/new-zealand/en/press/Keys-drilling-plan-in-freefall-as-NZs-biggest-offshore-oil-prospector-bails/
>Oil prospectors bail out en masse

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11701992
>Political party for chinks and poos angers based Winnie

newshub.co.nz/politics/act---allow-state-schools-to-become-charter-schools-2016083107
>ACT wants to convert state schools to charter schools

>This Week
nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11704482
>Auckland house prices actually hit $1M mark

radionz.co.nz/news/top/312562/immigrants-needed-due-to-nzers'-work-ethic,-drug-use-pm
>Immigrants are good for you, you stupid fucking goyim t. PM

DISCUSSION POINTS
>Making this a weekly thing
>More community
>Make memes (Chong Ki photoshop when?!?!?!?)
>Start having more media presence- Farcebook, Twatter, Newspapers, Magazines
>More frequent threads in run-up to elections
>New Twice-Weekly setup, one tuesday one friday

Other urls found in this thread:

i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/83944519/winston-peters-under-fire-from-peoples-party-founder-roshan-nauhria-over-party-donation
m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11704201
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2931325/Super-rich-buying-property-New-Zealand-bolthole-case-west-goes-meltdown.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

What does the whole donations scandal mean for Winnie?

Oh fugg there was a donation scandal? Linky?

who gives a fuck about newzealand politics?

Who gives a fuck about America's hat?

i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/83944519/winston-peters-under-fire-from-peoples-party-founder-roshan-nauhria-over-party-donation
m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11704201

What do we do now that Winston is a commie?

Ask for you to post a rare pepe pls

Christ its $3000... who really gives a fuck?

Fugg pretty damning stuff. He is our only hope for a pure poo and chink free NZ

the only reason people even know u exist is a fucking lord of the rings franchise

OFF BY ONE

If you're not /Jahan/ yet I'm smhfam

Look up "Elites fleeing to New Zealand" on Google.

It's been a year but this is going on.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2931325/Super-rich-buying-property-New-Zealand-bolthole-case-west-goes-meltdown.html

>Middle-Earth
>Elites escaping from the West to NZ

You guys are lucky.

Thanks Joshie you're ok sometimes

>oshie
fuckin gay twink

hahaahh llok like a fking deformed fish

It's aesthetic bro

Mount Albert reporting in

Fuck off you syrup nigger

Enjoy being gang raped by Mohammed and his pose you leaf cunt
You literally can't talk shit when your pm is such a turbo cuck
I'll take a gook loving kike over a beta fucking pussy who's a catalyst in the decline of western society anyday
Cunt

>He is our only hope for a pure poo and chink free NZ

OFF BY ONE

Forgot image

That guy is such a cuck. What is he even up to. He's brainwashed as fuck, and Canada is going cuck-south faster than ever before.

>pundits wanking on about house prices
>nobody mentions infrastructure

Can't wait til the harbour bridge comes down with the weight a year's worth on fobby gooks on it

I hear our population is nearly 5 million... I remember when it ticked over 3m :(

Also I was denied a raise today lads, anyone know that feel?

Awesome I've killed the thread

It's always quiet dude nothing to worry about
Not even NZers want to talk about NZ

Is NZ comfy?

Nothings happening so who cares, call me when le globalism pm walks into the beehive with a glock and executes the greens and Little

It's comfy if you're ultra rich

How likely is Chong Ki to run again next year? Do you think National will win again?

Auckland is a generic interchangeable city but with impossible living costs and traffic. The rest of the country is either tourist trap, backwards hellhole, or comfy

You could say that about anywhere.

Where does NZ/pol/ get their NZ news from? The Herald is just unbearable.

Chong will run again but I think he's getting towards the end of his usefulness . Public opinion is turning. The nats probably do have another win left in them though

Wellington is comfy

Easily, and besides Winston he's still infinitely better than the other options.

Herald has gotten noticeably worse. Stuff is intolerable. I unironically get my world news from pol.

>"Where da news from so we can bitch about no right wing death squads!"
We've done this a thousand times fuck off

Bro i think i fucked up. I had an interview with a military recruiter and i fugged up alot of the questions. Did lots of ummms and the recruiter said i was "very relaxed" at the end of the interview.

It's a mystery how labour manages to come up with so many hopeless leaders. Lefties have always been fond of squabbling though

I don't know. I think a Labour-Green government is more likely to clamp down on Chinese ""investment"". Key is such a neoliberal shill, not even Turnbull is this bad.

Fuck Chyna and fuck anyone who vote for National.

And why the fuck is /r/NZ so cucked. I seriously hope they are representative of NZ

What force, what role? I hear military has been trickier to get into these last couple of years. A glut of enlistment after the last downturn, plus the usual peacetime military issues with unofficial gender/race quotas

Voting for Winston, our Trump.

Fuck all Chinese pigs

It's a fucking mystery, they went from the protect people's jobs party to the gibsmedats socialist party, fuck them.

They don't know the first thing about economics, their genius plan for government caused problems is even more government and wasted taxpayer dollars.
All they will do is gut our immigration policy in the name of "equality" so we can mass import Somalian rapists instead of Indian and Chinese elites.

I'd rather have an empty house owned by gooks speculators than one packed with criminal shitskins courtesy of virtue signalling government policy

No one likes him but at least national is a cohesive party unlike labour which is a shit show.

I voted for based Winnie last elections and I'll vote for him again.

Though desu I think Key will run again and National will clean up again. I think after that then it'll be anyone's game.

We're not voting 'for' national, we're voting against communist greens
If labour went back to protecting people's jobs and livelihoods instead of beta orbiting the greens they would win in a landslide.

Palmerston North reporting in

What's everyone up to on this comfy night? I just had some steak and chips and I'm enjoying some Flamé beers watching the tele.

Army field engineer. I passed my fitness and aptitude tests. This was the final step. Pretty sure I fucked it.

>flame
My Maori

>key will run again
>national will clean up again
>nicky hagar will release a national bashing work of fiction a week before the election and make mad bank off socialists before disappearing again

Like clockwork

Are you a white male?

Nats are unstoppable until the annexation begins, it is a proven and well known fact that people vote on ethnicity, not policy, so once there's more immigrants than natives you'll be looking at a foreign takeover from within.

yep

Calling out Undecided _voter

Could be in trouble. You could try the cops, I hear they are desperate for front line officers.... oh wait

>white male

Maybe not that desperate

Sup Forums bru

Checked

Quiet thread tonight... Auckland commuters may not have made it home yet though

Armyfag here, what questions did you fuck up?

>it is a proven and well known fact that people vote on ethnicity, not policy
Source? I need something to read.

Kek

I lived on the shore for nine months and hated it. The only good thing about Auckland was that there was literally everything you needed somewhere, and I enjoyed going on adventures to the other side of the city just to get to a shop

fuck off with this meme faggot ctr cunt

so you're voting for the chink and currynigger take over, gotcha.

fuck you faggot traitor

from what site?

is that you Zac?

From interest.co.nz

Nah I'm not zac, prefer to remain anonymous. But I'm genuinely interested if he browses here.

Auckland ducks serious ass. I live just north of it and very occasionally have to travel to Ardmore for work. Even hitting the road at 5:30am, traffic comes to a literal standstill at Albany every time

This. NZ is cucked a thousand times harder than any other nation. Even on Sup Forums you will see kiwis calling stone age gibsmedat cannibals, and nation-destroying kikes "based".

Im undecided_voter, i got banned form there last night. I didnt even say anything racist, fuck that nigger site though, fuck david chaston that fucking chink worshipping faggot

exactly, it shows how tight of a grip donkey has on these faggots. No hope. This country is lost to Chyna.

AKL house prices now at 1m average and yet the average kiwi still supports whats going on

Syrup nigger? say want about our pm, the whole reason you colonized newzealand in the first place is so your wives can get some maori dick , you fucking cuck, also your natives literally drink the seimen of their elders, and believe in a third gender,

>Palmerston North

How many laps of The Square did you do today?

Root any sluts up Pork Chop Hill?

We've never had a race riot and there's still this hilariously provincial idea that anything non western is 'exotic', and that *that* is inherently a virtue

Seriously any leftist/globalist shill would be the first to call someone backwards and ignorant for being wary of foreigners, but can you get a stupider, smaller minded approach to life than "foreign is superior, because it's not from here"?

What is interest.Co.nz? Never heard of it

We aren't even getting diversity, we're getting curry niggers and heartless chinks.

Website that talks about financial matters. It's ok, but the mods are cucks. Cant say a single thing against chyna without getting banned

>your natives believe in a third gender

Yes, called "Canadians"

Plenty of laps as I'm a courier driver. Haven't rooted any sluzzers up there though m8

Looks like yet another shitty general to add to my filter.

are you that guy whose name starts with X?

Do you agree with my statements on that site?

I thoroughly enjoyed reading your posts. That site is full of fucking old fat boomer cats anyay.

Fucking ovinaphobe, show some tolerance and respect for their culture and lifestyle

newzealand i actually feel bad for you guys, all your woman are gonna be fucking maori dick then marry the chinks for finnancial stability, you litterally have no place in your country, idk if you can even call it your country considering you never fought for it in the first place

Gotta keep up your lap quota, cuz, or you might get fined.

I went to high school in Palmerston North - living there literally made me attempt suicide, what a worthless fucking shithole.

Dunno if I can be fucked making a new account on there anymore, it's just a waste of time

>he actually thinks white women in NZ want to fuck Maoris!

Nah bruv, don't post much just read the comments.
The site is slowly turning to the right, I've noticed it over the years that I've read it (like 5-6 years)

It wouldn't surprise me if the mods were Chinese. Very few kiwis seem to have much interest in finances. Most of the advice we received growing up was "just do something at uni, it doesn't matter what, then work at a bar in London for 4 years!". Rather unsurprisingly the average kiwi in their 30s is horribly unequipped to buy a million dollar "entry level" house

Aint that the fucking truth. Honestly i don't know how anyone grows up in palmy and decides to stay there.

Newzealands most impressive monument is the fucking SHIRE

Most of the posters generally agreed with me, I think the posters on there are more awake than the rest of NZ's population, at least in regards to foreign investors and immigration.

Just a few on there who are shills.

How did you know I would be on here?\

I thought for sure you were Zac...he's pretty based for an old cunt lol

Yeah, it's fucked. Ill have close to 100k in the bank by the end of the year, still fucked that on my own i cannot afford shit

>Very few kiwis seem to have much interest in finances
Parents never taught you shit about money? And probably never understood it themselves?

It's the cancer of the anglosphere desu

Who hurt you user?

By contrast I grew up in Hamilton and loved it. The average Hamilton basher is some faggot from takapuna who's never been over the bridge

Just reading your posts mate, I've been on 4 chan for at least a decade, so can spot the odd comment that catches my eye.
If you do create another account, keep commenting but be a bit more tactful about it. If we give up we will lose.

Fuck Auckland bro