So why didn't they just ride the eagles to Mordor?
So why didn't they just ride the eagles to Mordor?
Angel Young
Jace Smith
Fuck off for fuck's sake not everything has to always make sense
David Flores
Because Tolkien was a hack
Samuel Anderson
They would have been attacked by the dead kangz. Such a dumb question.
Jaxson Butler
nigger
Benjamin Parker
Yes, even a casual viewer should be able to figure this out.
Eli Price
there was an eagle tax
Jaxson Morris
Why didn't Aragorn have a tax policy?
Brandon Morgan
...
Samuel Lee
H-Hi a-user
Hudson Sanders
idk, lol.
Isaiah Lee
suck my dick faggot
Camden Taylor
user aren't you a bit old for me?
Luis Wright
They didn't have the HM Fly yet
Brayden Adams
Why didn't they just ride the Eagles into space and throw the ring to the farthest reaches of the universe?
Caleb Martinez
Because then Sauron wins the war and buttfucks everyone.
Ethan Moore
why didn't the ring shrink to microscopic size to fit the bacteria in the air?
Joseph Taylor
why didn't they take this path? seems much easier desu
Nolan Ortiz
Because Mirkwood is too dangerous. Also Rhun is mostly unexplored desert full of corrupted men
Henry Bailey
Because the ring would have corrupted the eagles and turned them into nazguls.
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Joseph Torres
THEY JUST DIDNT ALRGITH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jason Davis
Crosses through too much mordor. Not to mention crossing a pretty big "sea".
Blake Diaz
alright nerds, well then what about THIS path?
Samuel Kelly
Isn't that practically the path Frodo took?
John Fisher
Because the fucking eye would see them and fuck them up, there is no plot hole here.
As for the journey up to Mordor, my guess is that Gandalf knew what it takes to destroy the ring and wanted them to become a better team, before reaching Mordor. The journey is just a trained ng session.
Brandon Cooper
Why didn't Tony just give everyone Iron Man armor? Oh, yeah, he did--in Homecoming. And you all still bitched.