ITT: Post random lines from shows that occasionally get stuck in your head for mysterious unknown reasons

ITT: Post random lines from shows that occasionally get stuck in your head for mysterious unknown reasons

>"FUNNEL CAKES FROM THE TOOOOOMB RAIDUHHH"

>GO BACK TO YOUR STRIP MALLS. Where values are king.

"Pff, every good rock band was helped by satan"

SOILED IT

SOILED IT

SOILED IT

SOILED IT

>Mr. Big is pleased.

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THANK YOU FOR SHARING, ANGRY CROW!

>Well, it makes about as much sense as anything else today.

>"did you pee on the chair?"
I remember a lot of Truffle's quotes, specifically in Spanish Latino

>Hey neighbors! Where's your boat?

Anything Nixon said in Futurama.

>The great taste of Charleston Chew!

I'll see you in the Nightosphere you sick freak

>Yabba dabba do! I'm talking to you!

SO I SAYS TO MAVIS I SAYS

My most recent one:

>You're right. Ours doesn't have a face...

>The baby looked at you?

I call Flintstones phone!

Holy shit. This one. I think of this one all the damn time and I don't know why.

>MORE MACARONI /AND/ CHEESE

What can you do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no sole

AWWW kitty cat go meow

EVERY DAY I BUY AND SELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

>I told you this party was gonna blow!
>If you wanna throw a real party, you need guests. With breasts. And mine don't count.

DID YA FINISH THOSE ERRANDS

DID YA FINISH THOSE ERRANDS

ERRANDS ERRANDS
ERRANDS
ERRANDS

DID YA FINISH THOSE ERRANDS

The VCR has a gun!

THE WATER'S INFECTED, WITH FIRE!

Yeah...that'll work...

Fowwa suppah, I-err want uh party platah

I had a friend/coworker tell me he'd be showing up to join me at work a little late one day because he had to run some errands. When he did show up, I politely asked him "Hi. Did you finish those errands?" completely seriously without even remembering that episode, and he just burst out laughing and couldn't stop for a while.

>Why'd he do that?
>Why wouldn't he?

CHOW-DERE? CHOW-DERE?

IT'S CHOWDA, SAY IT RIGHT

Not really a quote: Meatwad singing the theme from Rush's 'Tom Sawyer'.

Basically all the well known YTP quotes

DALLAS?
salad

Nobody, and I mean nobody knows where the fuck Phil is. 3 or 4 days now.

MY NAME IS-

>Ponces Pants

I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed.

>KING RAMSES
>THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE

>The things I do fa luv

>What's yer offer?

Boosh!

BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!

Lordy lordy! Look who's turning 4040!

OUCHIES

MAYOR DEWEY MAYOR DEWEY

It don't matter. None of this matters.

I wrap my rascal two times, because I like my sex to be joyless and without sensation.

As a way to punish super-models.

That's not ironic it's just coincidental.

This

Weirdie beans at Weirdie beans at Weirdie beans at Weirdie beans at Weirdie beans at Weirdie beans at

WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT!

"Luckily for her, she then turned into the Incredible Hulk"

I never asked to be made!

CLAAMBULANCE

CLAAAMBULANCE

KING KOOPAS GOT THE PRINCESS LOCKED UP IN HIS CONEY ISLAND DISCO PALACE

PAPER IS WEAK AND YOU ARE STRONG

>I need complete concentration or the child will die.

Man, the early episodes of ATHF were so good.

I've done some good things

I am Catman.

I'm gonna scratch your face off.

I believe I served you a subpoena once.

... It was a small subpoena.

>you like-cornflakes?

and

>you stepping in my cornflakes,goodburger?

"So what's this now, some kind of calm before the weird berserker storm?"

OODELALALALALALAAA

>WE AIN'T GONNA RUMBLE WITHOUT BOOGALOO AND BOOGALOO AIN'T FUCKIN' SHOWIN'

WHERES MY BURRITO

>MORE CHEESE /LESS/ MACARONI

cookies on dowels

HAHA! Body in a Wood Chipper.

>Happy April Stools!
>Are those diapers? She wouldn't dare!

HEY FATSO

WE GOT YOU YOUR FAVORITE THING
DISAPPOINTMENT

>Everything by Frank Scorpio

Not Sup Forums related, but
>A couple of high altitude fucks

Very impactful on my life.

Bad move, Neil

NOT BAKED GOODS ARTHUR


BAKED BADS

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People let me tell you 'bout my best friend... BARNABY JONES!

>My closed caption always said "the magic of"
Was that shit seriously wrong this whole time?

Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao

And WHERE is my white hatchback? And why are there skidmarks there?

Gravity falls

Dexter is a Cookie!

I am Dracula! This is my grave. The D on my grave stands for Dracula! Mwahahaha! Please return the headset on your left as you exit the tent.

It's hoooooot in Toooooopeka...

Holy fuck this

YOU'RE SPECIAL! UGH!
and
well I'm going to be the bigger man, and hang up firs *click* damn it

Oh god I wish I could have that censor sound happen whenever I curse. I love it so fucking much that I would curse like a drunk sailor just to hear it non-stop.

>DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
>DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
>DESTROY US ALL!

What? It's for the rapture, maybe you've heard of it.

LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT

Gooble gobble, let me show you around. Over there is the freedom fountain, also the public toilet

"We cannot legally send you a quote unquote Buttload of organs regardless of whether we plan on using them." - I didn't say buttload I said assload. Bureaucrats.

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Waiter give me the biggest steak you have and to drink, meatballs

DO I?!

Trinette:Escort you puke and I'm retired.
Archer: Yeah, your 401(k) doing that well?
Trinette: I have a SEP, smart ass.
Archer:You have a SEP?

It's 2:30 in the afternoon and people are trying to sleep.

I am the lizard queen!

> Spanish latino

Same.

Do you live in a cave!?