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>Closes a book over a man's head hard enough to crush his skull
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>Climax of the film takes place at a construction site
>Villain is an effeminate gay
>Shoves a four foot level all the way up the villain's ass, killing him

You look straight to me.

Kek what movie was this?

>sucks a guys cock so hard he dies from dehydration

He didn't semen that cumming

>Sneaks into the villain's hideout which is a casino
>Snaps a guard's neck and throws the body into a bush
You need to hedge your bets.

>pushes villain into a pit of spikes

*hums needle in the hay*

> Beats a goon to death with a board game

Did that clue you in?

Spider Man 3 deleted scene

ITT Beta pussy skinnyfat balding virgins try and talk shit to alpha God

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>final fight takes place in a subway station
>kicks villain in front of an oncoming train

Subway. Eat shit

>last fight at an airport
>villain gets the upper hand
>"any last words?"
>plane rolls around
>sucks him into the engine
>hero stands up

Yeah. Eeeeerrrnng, pfwoosh, ch ch ch ch ch kablooey, you muthafucka.

>throws poop in a villains face
Looks I'm the only one who gives a shit!

KEK

Nice one, Chip.

kek and check

>beats the shit out of IT at the end of the movie
Looks like I'm YOUR worst nightmare.

fucking hell

>ties an extension cord around the neck of It, throws it into an industrial ceiling fan and the lifeless body is swinging in circles
Quit clowning around.

>ghost of Arnie's ss Nazi father comes back to haunt him
>"I did naht zee this coming"
> - stabs self
>Antifacistsa baby

I love this kind of shit humor so much

>Bruce Lee pulls out nunchucks and whips them around and does a pose
>blows him away with a grenade launcher
Who da fuck do you thinks you are? Napolian Dynamite?

>Pulls of goon's mask

Let's see if anyone cares who you are after I remove the mask

Fucking top notch

>user makes shit Arnie joke
????

>Arnold accidentally makes 4 clones of himself in 21days
>Villain sees them as they walk into the room
"They are big guys"

"No they are four yous"

>fighting a mentally retarded henchman in a furniture warehouse
>kills him by dropping a sofa on his head
Coach potato

>throws Fabio into a vat of butter in a butter factory
Believe it, motherfucker.

>throws henchman into a lava pit
>Someone get this hothead outta here

>pushes henchman's head into a TV screen
Here watch this
>Crash
You're on

...

>Bursts into villain's private birthday party
>Rolls a grenade into the room
Have a blast

>arnies damsel in distress turns out to be a trap at the end of the movie as Arnie sees her feminine penis he says
Well you're woMANLY enough for the both of us

>Arnold blows up a bank
Bankruptcy

antagonist is working for rich guy
antagonist plan to kill boss
protagonist is to protect rich guy
he kills antagonist
>you are fired

>pushes villain into oncoming traffic

Chillax, homie.

>Arnold drowns a man in an aquarium

I like turtles.

Flamboyantly gay antagonist pulls down his pants and runs at Arnie naked

Arnold rips off his dick with his bare hands

>Relax dickwad

>final fight in ice manufacturing factory
>obliterates villains skull with a block of ice
ICE to meet you

ex drummer

>try to talk shit to alpha God
>implying this thread isn't dedicated to worshipping him

Underated

Director's cut:
>I think you need to cool off.

>Pushes the sharp precious jewels the thief were trying to steal into the thiefs eyes, nostrils, cheek, throat

You're a diamond dozen.

Stallone did something similiar to this in Demolition man.

>picks up portable television
>starts spinning it around by it's power cord
>hits Wesley Snipes with it
>"hey you're on TV!"

KEK

arnie impales a faggots asshole and props him in the ground

>stick around

hm... maybe
>couch, meet potato

>smashed a henchman's iphone into his ear
Can you hear me now?

he already did "stick around" in OP's pic related.

>villain is a woman
>last fight at mcdonalds
>gets the upper hand
>she gets crushed by falling golden arch

Ronald, meet Mcdonald. You ugly slag.

*bites into a big mac*

>evil jar jar Binks trying to take over an Italian restaurant
>gets kicked into a noodle press and dies

Pasta La Meesa baby.

Reddit thread

>right before throwing Idris Elba off a cliff
I wonder who's gonna play you in your inevitable biopic?

>Chill out

I knew it was similar

>Tapes a grenade to a football and throws it into a pillbox
Nice catch.

>not Pasta la Pizza baby
YOU JUST FUCKING RUINED IT, IDIOT

>Arnie pushes a goon into a passing car, killing him

Rush hour traffic is a real killer today.

I can see it!

It's amazing that, out of everything that was allowed in the previous movies, they wouldn't let Raimi put this scene in the final cut.

>final fight at the Villain's lair, where villain has genetically engineered man eating goats guarding the premises
>Arnie throws the villain into the goat pen

No escape goats today.

Tssss

lol'd

>lights heroin dealer on fire

"Now that's a spicy speedball!"

>final fight is in a McDonalds
>have sex with the villain instead of fightin him

I'm loving it

lol, it would work with his accent

Solid

>climatic fight at Disneyworld
>villain tries to escape in a Pluto costume
>Arnie recognizes him by his limp and lets a police dog attack him
it's a doggie dog world

Who the fuck do you think writes movies, you blithering idiot?

Arnie doesn't come up with those terrible classic puns himself.

underrated

Pennywise? More lahk Pennystoopid!!

kek'd n check'd

>final fight with ugly woman
looks like you are ugly

>villain is a woman
>punches her on the lower abdomen

glad to be of cervix

>bad guy's nickname is FRESH
>Fresh, Eat Subway!

Actually he came up with plenty of them. He was known for that.

>Bad Guy is Will Smith
"Fresh Prince, Eat Subway!"

>Hero beats the villain to death with a bag of gems

"Goons like you are a diamond dozen."

>will smith
>bad guy
Choose one

He played a bad guy in Fresh Prince

He literally already used this line watch Teue Lies you retard

>villain is soccer player
>Arnie kicks him in the nuts so hard he's rendered infertile

so that's why they call it football

I don't watch this monkey's movies I'm just meme'ing here

It's the movie where the IMAGINE copypasta is from

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