>Closes a book over a man's head hard enough to crush his skull
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>Climax of the film takes place at a construction site
>Villain is an effeminate gay
>Shoves a four foot level all the way up the villain's ass, killing him
You look straight to me.
Kek what movie was this?
>sucks a guys cock so hard he dies from dehydration
He didn't semen that cumming
>Sneaks into the villain's hideout which is a casino
>Snaps a guard's neck and throws the body into a bush
You need to hedge your bets.
>pushes villain into a pit of spikes
*hums needle in the hay*
> Beats a goon to death with a board game
Did that clue you in?
Spider Man 3 deleted scene
ITT Beta pussy skinnyfat balding virgins try and talk shit to alpha God
>final fight takes place in a subway station
>kicks villain in front of an oncoming train
Subway. Eat shit
>last fight at an airport
>villain gets the upper hand
>"any last words?"
>plane rolls around
>sucks him into the engine
>hero stands up
Yeah. Eeeeerrrnng, pfwoosh, ch ch ch ch ch kablooey, you muthafucka.
>throws poop in a villains face
Looks I'm the only one who gives a shit!
KEK
Nice one, Chip.
kek and check
>beats the shit out of IT at the end of the movie
Looks like I'm YOUR worst nightmare.
fucking hell
>ties an extension cord around the neck of It, throws it into an industrial ceiling fan and the lifeless body is swinging in circles
Quit clowning around.
>ghost of Arnie's ss Nazi father comes back to haunt him
>"I did naht zee this coming"
> - stabs self
>Antifacistsa baby
I love this kind of shit humor so much
>Bruce Lee pulls out nunchucks and whips them around and does a pose
>blows him away with a grenade launcher
Who da fuck do you thinks you are? Napolian Dynamite?
>Pulls of goon's mask
Let's see if anyone cares who you are after I remove the mask
Fucking top notch
>user makes shit Arnie joke
????
>Arnold accidentally makes 4 clones of himself in 21days
>Villain sees them as they walk into the room
"They are big guys"
"No they are four yous"
>fighting a mentally retarded henchman in a furniture warehouse
>kills him by dropping a sofa on his head
Coach potato
>throws Fabio into a vat of butter in a butter factory
Believe it, motherfucker.
>throws henchman into a lava pit
>Someone get this hothead outta here
>pushes henchman's head into a TV screen
Here watch this
>Crash
You're on
...
>Bursts into villain's private birthday party
>Rolls a grenade into the room
Have a blast
>arnies damsel in distress turns out to be a trap at the end of the movie as Arnie sees her feminine penis he says
Well you're woMANLY enough for the both of us
>Arnold blows up a bank
Bankruptcy
antagonist is working for rich guy
antagonist plan to kill boss
protagonist is to protect rich guy
he kills antagonist
>you are fired
>pushes villain into oncoming traffic
Chillax, homie.
>Arnold drowns a man in an aquarium
I like turtles.
Flamboyantly gay antagonist pulls down his pants and runs at Arnie naked
Arnold rips off his dick with his bare hands
>Relax dickwad
>final fight in ice manufacturing factory
>obliterates villains skull with a block of ice
ICE to meet you
ex drummer
>try to talk shit to alpha God
>implying this thread isn't dedicated to worshipping him
Underated
Director's cut:
>I think you need to cool off.
>Pushes the sharp precious jewels the thief were trying to steal into the thiefs eyes, nostrils, cheek, throat
You're a diamond dozen.
Stallone did something similiar to this in Demolition man.
>picks up portable television
>starts spinning it around by it's power cord
>hits Wesley Snipes with it
>"hey you're on TV!"
KEK
arnie impales a faggots asshole and props him in the ground
>stick around
hm... maybe
>couch, meet potato
>smashed a henchman's iphone into his ear
Can you hear me now?
he already did "stick around" in OP's pic related.
>villain is a woman
>last fight at mcdonalds
>gets the upper hand
>she gets crushed by falling golden arch
Ronald, meet Mcdonald. You ugly slag.
*bites into a big mac*
>evil jar jar Binks trying to take over an Italian restaurant
>gets kicked into a noodle press and dies
Pasta La Meesa baby.
Reddit thread
>right before throwing Idris Elba off a cliff
I wonder who's gonna play you in your inevitable biopic?
>Chill out
I knew it was similar
>Tapes a grenade to a football and throws it into a pillbox
Nice catch.
>not Pasta la Pizza baby
YOU JUST FUCKING RUINED IT, IDIOT
>Arnie pushes a goon into a passing car, killing him
Rush hour traffic is a real killer today.
I can see it!
It's amazing that, out of everything that was allowed in the previous movies, they wouldn't let Raimi put this scene in the final cut.
>final fight at the Villain's lair, where villain has genetically engineered man eating goats guarding the premises
>Arnie throws the villain into the goat pen
No escape goats today.
Tssss
lol'd
>lights heroin dealer on fire
"Now that's a spicy speedball!"
>final fight is in a McDonalds
>have sex with the villain instead of fightin him
I'm loving it
lol, it would work with his accent
Solid
>climatic fight at Disneyworld
>villain tries to escape in a Pluto costume
>Arnie recognizes him by his limp and lets a police dog attack him
it's a doggie dog world
Who the fuck do you think writes movies, you blithering idiot?
Arnie doesn't come up with those terrible classic puns himself.
underrated
Pennywise? More lahk Pennystoopid!!
kek'd n check'd
>final fight with ugly woman
looks like you are ugly
>villain is a woman
>punches her on the lower abdomen
glad to be of cervix
>bad guy's nickname is FRESH
>Fresh, Eat Subway!
Actually he came up with plenty of them. He was known for that.
>Bad Guy is Will Smith
"Fresh Prince, Eat Subway!"
>Hero beats the villain to death with a bag of gems
"Goons like you are a diamond dozen."
>will smith
>bad guy
Choose one
He played a bad guy in Fresh Prince
He literally already used this line watch Teue Lies you retard
>villain is soccer player
>Arnie kicks him in the nuts so hard he's rendered infertile
so that's why they call it football
I don't watch this monkey's movies I'm just meme'ing here
It's the movie where the IMAGINE copypasta is from