This is it. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee!

This is it. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee!

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this movie will always be in my top 10

>Smee, you and Maimen need to get on that plane!

Oh no again

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i am the 77%

That's only 39 reviews.

KILL THE LAWYER

You can tell he loved this role, just an excuse for him to let loose and chew the scenery as hard as possible.

Smee's Fee & See?

Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee. Try to stop me.

what?

>Peter Pan and Smee are dead IRL

ironic

And Rufio ate the rest of the lost boys.

And Hook's father is still alive.

I WANT A COOKIE

MYYYYY JACK!

....my Jack.

I'm not that kind of lawyer!

The boo box.

So, was the Crocodile alive the whole time, or what?

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Magic

>le "spielberg is bad because of sentimentality" meme

>be bob hoskins
>finally cast alongside an even smaller manlet
>he gets heels
JUST

Holy shit a Hook thread. Fuck yeah!

Fuck you. Hook was a masterpiece of father/son kino.

SMEE'S ME

Anybody else seen the Raimi cut of Rufio and Pan exchanging insults?

Nope. Please post or link it.

>This is it. I'm making a Hook thread, Smee. My cursor's on the submit button. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee.

>Oh not again!

Maybe not in my top 10, but I'll always LOVE it.
Great film.
Julia Roberts was pretty cute in it.

i saw him in some martial arts movie talking like a nigger
but then he did avatar so it sorta made up for it

The scene where Peter finds his happy thought and flies again is still one of my favorite scenes of all time; the music, the imagery, all of it.

The scene where it shows young Peter arriving at Wendy's house and each time she gets a little older never fails to make me tear up, no matter how many times I've watched it. That,

That's one of the lines in the scene.

*fuck

That, and the feast scene is one of the most uplifting things ever put on film. "You're doing it Peter, you're doing it!"

I think he was replying as Smee

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Oh, thanks.

>"You're doing it Peter, you're doing it!"
You're becoming mighty!

Formerly Chucs

Released just before Christmas, this film was amazing for a kid in 1991. This was before children were expected to question their gender or sexuality and could just enjoy with innocent wonder.

ah fuck, I think I have something in my eye.

>a bunch of goobers pushing their SJW agenda thought the movie sucked
>i must take their word for it

Jesus Christ will you fuck off bringing up this shit in every thread

You do realize Rotten Tomatoes doesn't write those reviews yes?
Also this movie is from 1991, those are just print reviews from back then.

>Hoskins and Hoffman decided in secret to play them like an eldery gay couple
>didn't know this until fairly recently
>laugh my ass off whenever this scene comes on now

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>You do realize Rotten Tomatoes doesn't write those reviews yes?
>Also this movie is from 1991, those are just print reviews from back then.

Yes, i do know how RT works, seems like you don't. Any certified critic can review it, there's recent ones from 2017 if you bothered to look.

see

This is a Hook thread, for Hook talk. There's nothing for you here.

that was Dustin Hoffman?!
the couple thing makes sense though, they come across as being close but also kind of sick of each other

>that was Dustin Hoffman?!

I didn't know that was Hoffman until like 5 years ago. The dude completely became his character.

>when Peter tries buying off Hook by writing a check and Hook just shoots his checkbook

yep. damn fine costume work, I'd say. The only other movie that comes close, at least when it comes to shit I like, is Tron.

>I just had an apostrophe
>I think you mean epiphany
>lightning has just struck my brain
>well that must've hurt
you know damn well that is some flamboyantly gay bantz.

>DRAW YOUR WEAPON
>when everyone reaches for their pistols
that entire shot is hilarious, no pun intended.

And he doesn't just shoot it willy-nilly, he uses his hook to steady the shot, too. It's the little things.

Was this one of the top 10 gay movie couples ever?

>dat hair
lmao

that's actually Gwenyth Paltrow as young Wendy during that sequence. who fuckin knew?
speaking of "what the fuck, really?" Cameos, Phil Collins. that's just funny to me now.

>the kid who played Jack grew up to become a lawyer
Heh

Hook's costume in this is a damn work of art.

Glenn Close was the dude that they put in the boo box.

I know someone that works in movies, and was on the Hook set before they tore it down for another, I think it was the second Batman with Davito. Anyway, he said the set was amazing, they built the whole town, the ships, everything, and the attention to detail was incredible. These days, they'd CGI most of it, but they built the ships and the docks and all of it, and the Lost Boys camp.
I'm not a huge Robin Williams fan, because he did a good job on this one. The only flaw in the movie is Julia Roberts. Ugh. She ruined that part - and from all accounts, was a total cunt on the shoot. The rest of the casting was perfect.
As sequels go, Hook is one of the best. Great story that makes sense, great performances, no virtue signaling, it's a movie you can tell everyone involved loved and put a lot of hard work into.

And Phil Collins was the detective that comes to the house after Hook breaks in.

Phil Collins? where?

>"rotten tomatoes is a non-biased collection of reviews used to determine a film's overall positive or negative reception" meme
they read one paragraph, cut out a shitty little quip, ignore all context, and mark reviews relative to how they want to represent the film. I've seen them mark 7 and 4 out of 10's as negative and positive respectively. The picture in 's post would tell anyone with at least 3 brain cells that RT is a fucking joke.

>Haha does user mean Robin Williams? He's not-
>Oh

:(

The reviewer is the one who decides if their review is rotten or fresh, dude.

He was the Scotland Yard constable that came to the house after the kids were kidnapped. he was still rockin' the porno 'stache at the time.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

i swear to god this wasn't planned.

If I ever go to a comic-con convention of some sort, I'm going as Hoffman's Captain Hook.

you're making a point and then you sully it by judging by appearances
if they did something wrong that's the important part, not a fucking dye job

Smee try to stop me Smee. Smee stop me Smee. Smee, what are you doing Smee? SMEE! GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND STOP ME SMEE!

>he then sinks the scale model of his own ship which was part of an entire model of neverland that he kept in a large space UNDER HIS FUCKING BED

am I the only one that thought that whole setup was the coolest shit ever?

You're not the only one bro.

Good form, OP! Good form!

BANGARANG!

You're doing it, Peter!

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As much as I hate to admit, that scene scared the fuck out of me as a kid.

never noticed that little kiss
also fuck me
>How do you feel now?
>I want to die.

>tfw no comfy Captain's cabin

what an odd cameo

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Holy fuck I'm 30 years old and didn't realize it was Glen Close until just now. I thought it was just some weird high pitch spaniard.

RU-FI-O
RU-FI-O

RU - FI

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Underrated childhood kino (with some horrific scarring scenes of a man being locked in a treasure chest with scorpions)

KINO MUSICAL SCORE

big guy

This is the reason why this generation is so fucked up

>That food scene
100% food kino

I firmly believe millions of children watching the "I want a cookie" speech is why so many millennials grew up not wanting children of their own.

I honestly feel like crying.
You can tell me how I didn't know Robin Williams personally. But his films and his talent were a major part of mine and many of people's childhood.
I think about Robin Williams a lot. He won't go away. Thank you for being such an amazing part of my childhood. I won't forget you.

Every single time I sit down for Thanksgiving or some other big feast, this scene pops into my head. Also enjoy this:

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Rufio's battle armor was the coolest shit

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