Be born a Gazelle

>be born a Gazelle

>parents are also gazelles

>"congratulations Mr and Ms Gazelle! It's a girl! What would you like to call her?"

>"Gazelle"

>Call my first son Edward Nigma. He becames the Diddler
>Call my secound son Honest Doctorman. He becomes a lazy bum

Gazelle is just her stage name. Her birth name is Gazellewitz

>Call my first son Edward Nigma. He becames the Diddler

Maybe its traditional to have a name say what you are, like Baker or Smith

>Judy Hopps
>Nick Wilde
You may be on to something.

Maybe she picked Gazelle as a stage name specifically related to her race.

"Ladies and Gentleman, put your hands together for... Human!"

It's happened before

>human
nah, that would be more accurate if her name was animal. it would be more like
"Ladies and Gentleman, put your hands together for, JEW!"

I want to fuck that gazelle

>the Diddler

Gotham's really gone downhill.

That bothered me too
Maybe its an ego thing.
She's so famous she can get away with it.

Like Black Lightning

>Judy's mom is named Bonny

I'm fucking rolling right now, and I'm not sure why.
I guess just the imagined delivery of it all.

My great great great great great great great great grandfather had liked 9 sons and he named 7 of them Johann and 2 of them John (middle names and Anglicizations of last name varied and)

His name was Johann.

Basically what I'm saying is it's not that unusual.

>

So her name is Gazelle Gazelle?
Like Mario Mario?
Or Moon Moon?

maybe it's a stage name

what's this from?

So? Did she just sings on that one stage? Or all stages are named Gazelle?

Had a nice chuckle at this, thank you user

>The diddler