SAY LOVECRAFTIAN AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY LOVECRAFTIAN ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
SAY LOVECRAFTIAN AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY LOVECRAFTIAN ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
Were Jules and Vincent saved by an Eldritch entity
What a Kafkaesque post
>implying the suitcase didn't hold an incompressible ancient evil from a dimension beyond human reasoning
did you even fucking watch the movie?
Craftlovian.
this post is quite lovecraftian in nature and concept
What a Joycian dialogue
Lovecraftian?
lolcraft
What a lovingly crafted thread
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Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
Brett: Big Lovecratian Burger.
Jules: Big Lovcratian Burger. That's that Cthulhu burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Brett: They're good.
Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
[Picks up burger and takes a bite]
Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Lovecratian Burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]
Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
Vincent: Ain't hungry.
Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Cthulhu with cheese.
Jules: A Cthulhu with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
Brett: Lovecraft.
Jules: Lovecraft, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
Jules: Ah, hit the spot.
Kafkacraftian
>
▶ I just realized this but is pulp fiction lovecraftian?
Derlethic
Lynchian
oh shit, this geometry
I can't understand any of it
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.
The guy that got us into this fucking mess.
YES WELL DONE LOVECRAFTIAN, WELL DONE
HOWEVER
sneed
>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye eldritch horrors from a helicopter at the mountains of madness. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kafkaesque virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the cyclopean lady-boy you fell in love with and made decadent steamy love to in a non-euclidean bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about *REDACTED* his lovecraftian village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the geometry? We were going to build our lovecraftian lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.
>non-euclidean bamboo shack
how brechtian
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lul
When did this start? Was it because of all those Cthulhu pasta threads?
>not derleth
Shit meme
This shits getting downright Hitchcockian, tbqh.
You're shit.
will people laugh at me if i accidentally say lovecraftian in real life?
does this mean Zalgo posting will become a thing again?
You're trying way too hard. Just be quiet and enjoy the thread.
H̶͇͓̖͔̤̦̪͚̝̙͘͜͞E̵͉̣̫͇̦̹̫̯̫̠̳̯̘͙̤̳͔͘͠͡ ̖͓̩̪̱̙̺̥̖̬͉͜͝C̴̯͎̱̞̯̪͚̱͓͇̯̟̖͍͎̝̙͓͠͠O̵̧̙̘͙͔̫̞͇͚͢͢M̧̼̝̣̖̹̟͖͖̖̹̣̘̳̬͇͢͜ͅE͈͓̣͈͜͡Ş̵̸̜̱͇͙̖͞͞
>mass quoting
Kys
Cosmic/Celestial Horror
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ENOUGH OF THE LOVECRAFTIAN POSTERS!!!
aw hell yeah
I thought it was funny.