Ask a new convert to islam anything

Am going to the Mosque later today to fully convert to Islam.

They have welcome me in with open arms and treat me like a brother. They are strong and traditional and are actively fighting against the degeneration of the West.

I will be changing my name to Abdu-r-Rahman.

Soon we will hear the Adhan (The call to prayer) from every minaret in Britain and the people will gather inside of the Mosques to hear the irrefutable and divine word of Prophet Mohammed (Praise be upon him)

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>no pork
>no dogs
>no music
>no art
>no reading fiction
>no beer

just fuck my shit up fampai

Will you be voting Ukip?

hf lad

>pork

Overrated. Lamb is better anyway

>dogs

smell

>No music
Only the most hardline of muslims prohibit music
>art

LOL ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD

>fiction
Stupid stories for stupid people

>alcohol

Kills millions,

Enjoy your new fulfilling life

Literally beat me to it. FPBP

Trying to justify your stupid lifechoice this hard hahaha

>>alcohol
>Kills millions,

>muslims
>not killing anyone

Wait you seriously aren't allowed to read Fiction?

That's not true, Islam is a religion of peace :^)

oh wait...I see this is nice b8

Music is only allowed if voices only, and it must be about Allah or the Quran which is why nasheeds exist.

Art can't depict humans or animals as it would be challenging Allah's design (showing you're a better artist than Allah)

Fiction is the basis for intelligent societies. Muslims will never learn the lessons taught from 1984, Brave New World, etc. because they are fiction books and Muslims aren't allowed to read fiction.

I'm an exmuslim myself, and can link you that music, art, and fiction are all haram according to 90% of sunni scholars. If you believe otherwise, you're a fool

if you are muslim post timestamp with koran

Failure detected.

Stop being a cuck.

Yep the ruling is that you shouldn't read or write fiction because it could unintentionally lead you or others astray.

There's a reason why there's a lack of literature in the Muslim world

They have recruited you to kill people.

Ask a REAL muslim anything

Pork and beer are forbidden but the rest of the list is just bullshit

too bad we're enemies now.

Christian traditionalism is going to have a revival and your like will no longer be tolerated.
We'll fight our countries own degeneracy and kick you guys out.

though I respect your guys' devotion, and treatment of women, islam simply cannot be allowed to fester.

Blessed are those who follow the one true Faith

Fuck off apostate rat, you aren't in a position to talk about Islam.

>diaspora
You have probably not even prayed once

Why do you guys all keep randomly exploding?

No

I'm going to call you a worthless piece of shit

And I will curb stomp you and your people until I see teeth flying out of your mouth.

islamqa.info/en/cat/364

educate yourself

kek look how mad these retards are that I left the death cult

I was a serious muslim until 20 or so until I read hadith and understood how demonic and retarded Muhammad actually was

Islam is a religion of terrorism

You should be fucked by a goat, force fed bacon sandwiches every day for 50 years straight,

your 72 virgins are a large group of men you will fuck in the ass and women will never reveal themselves to you

you will have 3 wives, all of them unable to menstruate so you send them out for suicide bombs strapped to them

You are a terrorist. Get out

Xd

if you can't read fiction , why are you reading the Quran?

Once again. AMA

>USA
>quran

I want to bookmark that book with bacon

Do you get a qt wife?

Once again

Kill yourself faggot

I'm a Syrian btw

>Literally ignores 1400 years of Islamic history, culture, society for recent neo-Salafist dogma

Fuck off retard. I hope a Murican patriot shoots your dumb shitskin ass dead.

>Islam is a religion of terrorism
thats an exaggeration
islam is however militant

even that coin has two sides
one militant vs american agression which is justified
militant in its expansionism and advertising itself, which is unjustified

I'm also going to convert OP, been visiting the local mosque several times already and always had a nice chat with the guys.
Everyone was friendly and welcoming.
Never thought that these foreign guys that I used to call sandniggers would be such nice company.

Thank you for standing up for human rights Mr. Shoahberg!

Refugees are most certainly welcome.

Opinions about non-degenerate Christianity

>Muslims aren't allowed to read fiction
Then how do they become muslims without reading the koran?

Why??

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How many goats have you fucked?

Because you became worthless with a target on your head as soon as you became a Muslim.

I would love to break your legs and shit on Mecca for ruining the world.

Are you friends with Turks?

>degeneration of the West.
Surely you should seek to purge degeneration where ever it is, what makes the west so special?
Do you anot think you should get your own house in order before trying to tell other people what to do?
you'll be living for syria when?

>Can't read fiction
>Believes Muhammad rode on a flying horse

LEL

hallo, sven lau

I'm sure you would bro

Are you ginger?

When are you scheduled to detonate?

>>No music
>Only the most hardline of muslims prohibit music

fighting the degeneration of the west, because there to pussy to fight the degeneration of the east by killing them self.

cancer. you ruined your life. even if you want to returne, you will get beheaded for leaving Islam.

You can't masturbate to porn now

If not me, plenty of others would.

You're my enemy.

Enjoy your life because you're going to Hell.

Lel this subject is actually disputed so it's not forbidden

>forbidden to read fiction
That's not true. They read the Koran all the time.

I don't feel threatened at all when I walk outside. What makes you think that?

More retardedness from Islam (most of these are sunnah, but it still shows how retarded this """""""religion""""""" actually is)

-you must step into the bathroom with the left foot because Mo did

-if there are ants in your house, you must command them to leave in the name of Allah because Jinn often take the form of ants. If they don't leave within 3 days, they are not jinn and you can kill them (except no fire)

-you must eat with your right hand because shaitan eats with his left

-you must clean your ears at the same time during wudu because shaitan will whisper in one ear if they are both not cleaned at the same time

-you must shave your dick and armpits after converting to Islam

-You can fuck your adopted kid

Finally the doctrine of abrogation is probably the most bullshit proof this religion is nothing but the ramblings of a mad man. "Be peaceful....no wait be warring!" A muslim can be either and still follow the Quran because the schizophrenic mo mo couldn't make up his mind

No Fap

Enjoying your cucked liberal atmosphere I see.

How long until enough of you show up that you'll start launching Islamic parades and having Muslim no go zones in certain neighborhoods?

You come off as peaceful but I know better.

Fuck off you dirty brown turd. You are probably some South Asian currynigger who apostasized. I hope you get shot for being a shitskin.

Answer me are you a poo in loo/shitskin or not?

>>no reading fiction
this is why you people lack any morals.
it is though storys with pass on morals & Knowlegde.

so under this logic your not allowed to watch TV

Mohammad got rejected by dogs first, and that interaction is all I needed to know about muslims.

>Fuck Islam

>Can't read fiction
>Believes the second most powerful angel to ever exist was hiding in a cave

LEL

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That's you people alone.

You can't fight one on one.

die in flames of Crisco, OP

Bait being too obious...

Anywho! Have fun blowing shit up you worthless peace of shit. Oh sorry, I forgot that you get to do that only once.

>>alcohol
>Kills millions

So does mudshits, mudshit.

This is a true Muslim guys, look at how fuming with rage he is that I'm letting you in on some actual rules in Islam.

Muslims get pissed when you bring this shit up because it creates a seed of doubt in their puny little minds

fly me to heaven on a winged horse Muhammed senpai. You are totes telling the truth oh masterful pedophile!

>Can't read fiction
>Believes the moon was split in two and put back together again

LEL

When are you getting your foreskin lobbed off?

Religious books from eurasia are just a trick.

>Pork and beer are forbidden but the rest of the list is just bullshit
And yet I see most of these "young" refugees, who are mudslimes, drinking their brains out every chance they get.

>sees flag

Great. Like we needed any more of you here.

I'll look for you and your sort on the battlefield, Quisling.

No, because you take some literalist Salafist shit and try to pass it off as all of Islam, ignoring how much diversity there is.

Also you didn't answer my question. I'm going to assume you are a dirty fucking shitskin. Shut the fuck up and know your station, you fucking subhuman rat.

You can change your religion but you can never change your hideous, flawed genetics.

>>no dogs
wtf i love islam now

>2016
>not realizing that these religious organiztations like christianity and islam etc.. are created by men to keep men divided and at each others throats for no reason
>reminder god still exists but humans are too narrowminded to accept that following some made up rules and traditions that some dude in the dessert decided to make up isnt what brings peace to this earth.
>mfw people actually believe all the stupid rules n shit that any religion teaches and follow them instead of using the free will that god gave you to do whatever you want with this world and life he gaves us.
>mfw ppl cant understand that satan rules this world and that we gave it to him. god is love. he would never accept all the bad shit happening in our world. but hes also not allowed to do anything about it either


life is the only thing that matters. not religion fuck that stupid made up bullshit that keeps all of us separated. its pretty simple really. it doesnt matter what you do in life just do it. all god wants from us is to not be douche bags to one another. and were failing. pretty fucking hard.

>Can't read fiction
>Believes the Earth doesn't rotate

LEL

Reminder: This is what Christians believe

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It's like watching a Nazi defecting to the Soviets. We know they won, but you preferred live on your knees than die on your feet.

Because in Islam there's a couple of ways to get your sins totally wiped (hint: one is to be a martyr), other is dying at hajj, and I can't remember the other two.

Even if they don't do this, they believe anyone who has said the shahada will go to Jannah (heaven) eventually.

Muslims have no problems breaking their own rules because in their minds they're already holier than 99% of humanity just by saying la illaha ila allah and fucking their 6 year old waifu

wtf is happening there ?

story?

Just more proof. Islam is nothing more than arab supremacy. I saw it first hand in the mosque. White converts were glorified like kings, but even whitey is still below the stronk arab right? kek

What have arabs produced in the last 15 years?

story behind this? this is the shit you get to stab someone over and get away with it

wtf? Background history? Why does the subhuman touch a white woman and nobody does shit?

troll thread and sage

Race war now.

Don't cry, Sweden

>Can't read fiction
>Believes going into Space is haram

LEL

Reminder: Muslims believe that drinking donkey urine cures terminal illness :^)

some cult in Russia, that's all I know

So is this just for safety from them or do you believe in le Sky man