>Snoke is a homunculus grown from Anakin Skywalker’s left hand, and is thus able to channel Anakin’s dark side powers. He has no real consciousness, but wears a ring around the hand from which the rest of his body was generated which allows his thoughts and actions to be controlled by the collective consciousness of The Order of Zero, a shadowy group that gained influence of and named the First Order. No one is aware about this except General Hux, who has direct contact with the Order. The Order never show their faces, and are represented only by holographic projections of stone slabs, resembling gravestones, when they communicate through a secured holonet channel. The Order claims to have an original manuscript of the prophecy that led to the downfall of the Jedi, the Annals of Sodom, and have enacted their plans exactly as it was written in the prophecy. By sacrificing millions of lives in Hosnian Prime, they created a disturbance in the force, an Awakening, one of the first conditions written in the Annals of Sodom, through which they could conduct their plan.
>They intend to collect all 4 limbs of Anakin Skywalker and connect them to a machine that emulates his brain from data collected in his salvaged data systems in his suit, effectively bringing Skywalker, the embodiment of the force, to life, in order to create a singularity in the force due to this unnatural event, and seal it within a host - the Key – Kylo Ren, the ultimate balance between the light and the dark, triggering the end of the world, and effectively making Ren a god that will recreate the new one. Thanks to the ring, however, the Order of Zero intend to be able to control the god they have created and rule over the new galaxy. Hux is aware of this, and in one scene, removes his glove in private to show a rotting arm of burnt flesh – Anakin Skywalker’s right Arm fused to him.
Are you HYPE?
Ryan Hernandez
>don't know what homunculus means
Stopped reading there
Jose Bailey
Man if you guys are really this invested in star wars you should just off yourselves
Alexander Phillips
>Popularized in sixteenth-century alchemy and nineteenth-century fiction, it has historically referred to the creation of a miniature, fully formed human.
Dylan Jenkins
You forgot
>Luke is actually Sheev
Chase Hughes
>They intend to collect all 4 limbs of Anakin Skywalker That's awfully Yugioan
Benjamin White
>It's over Rei. Draw your last pathetic lightsaber so I can end this.
Woah. Somebody's really sad their fanfiction wasn't well received.
Julian Morris
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Luis Martin
Checkmate. He's fucking Ashes bruv.
Leo Diaz
>Annals of Sodom >Anal of sodomy
Brody Morales
Bullshit Snoke is from the old marvel comics, he is a fallen jedi master, Anakin's force ghost comes back and makes Kylo turn good at the last minute tho
Nathan Morgan
this is why I got a dictionary add-on for my browser. I can just double click words and it pops up with a definition.
Luke Johnson
That's pretty neat
Levi James
>Snoke >Sheev
What did they mean by this?
James Hughes
A P O L O G I Z E right now
Landon Martinez
Disney: I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
Brayden Hernandez
>homunculus noun a very small human or humanoid creature. >Snoke is tall what did he mean by this?
Joshua Evans
I think so.
Adrian Richardson
Anakin was a Jedi when he lost his left hand, fucking think before trolling
Lincoln Campbell
But Ocelot was only pretending he was possessed by Liquid . I'll admit that Kojima is the Lucas of video games as he continually ruins the canon with each installment
Noah Robinson
A-anal? So-Sodom...me??
Brayden Lewis
was this in the actual movie? i thought it was pg
Angel Morgan
You need to buy the bluray mate.
Nolan Anderson
GITS PLUS EVA PLUS MGS = STAR WARS IT ALL FITS LADS
Charles Jenkins
jfc pls be fake
Brayden Davis
He was actually possessed in 2, then cut off his arm and only pretended to be.
Levi Rodriguez
>going through so much effort not to just say "Sith Holocron"
Charles Nelson
These are George Lucas's original notes for the prequels in the early 90s, which he had heavily revised by the time shooting began in the late 90s.
>The Clone Wars took place ~35-40 years ago rather than 19-22 >Sheev was the "President of the Senate" rather than "Supreme Chancellor", and would play the role of the ineffectual figurehead for the truly powerful elites >The Clone Wars occurred *before* Sheev's presidency, and were one of the failings of the Old Republic that swept him into power on a reformist agenda, turning the Republic into an Empire. >The Jedi Purge/Anakin's turn to the dark side was meant to occur some time after the Clone wars, not immediately after, with Sheev having lured people into a false sense of peace and security before starting to kill off the Jedi. >Padme died when Leia was around 4 years old rather than a few seconds old, hence why she would remember her vaguely. >The Jedi were supposed to be extinct for considerably more than 19 years. Originally Han and the young Imperial officer would refer to the Force/Jedi as "sorcery" or "myth" because they were too young to remember us, but now that the prequels timeline makes it so Han was 10 when we died, he should vividly remember them, yet he doesn't. >The Republic fought *against* an army of unstable genetically-altered clones, created by "Clone Master" Atha Prime on the planet Cartao, who ran the company Spaarti Creations, rather than fighting *alongside* a Maori clone army who were created on the planet Kamino by long-necked albinos. >Anakin was taken into the Jedi Order at around age ~15, rather than age 9. >Obi was originally 70 when he died and Ani would be 55, but thanks to George's new prequels timeline, Obi was 57 when he died and Ani was 45, even though most other 45 year olds don't look as bad as Sebastian Shaw. >Boba Fett was a journeyman protector named "Jaster Mereel" from the planet Concord Dawn, rather than a clone of his "dad" Jango from Kamino.
Noah Russell
What the hell is this?
Brayden Bennett
No he wasn't
Jaxon Turner
>Sheev was the "President of the Senate" rather than "Supreme Chancellor", and would play the role of the ineffectual figurehead for the truly powerful elites >early 90s
you know if you're gonna shitpost you could at least try and get your facts straight
Lucas Martinez
what was his reason for cutting off the arm?
Andrew Young
Not even close OP.
>Original title for Episode 7 was An Ancient Evil >Snoke is from the Old Republic era. >Is basically a vampire. >Created the Chosen One prophecy so that the Jedi keep training and he keeps taking their energy >Was released from a tomb in the Unkown Regions >If you look at recent pictures, it looks like he's recovering. >Kills Leia at the end of TLJ. >Takes her evergy >Ben returns to the light to help Rey and Luke
Ian Johnson
If Hux is the main bad guy I would be so happy.
Brandon Reyes
In THe Last Jedihe dies
Josiah Jackson
He does on Crait at the end of the movie
Adrian Morales
*dies
Oliver Rogers
Also yankees should report immediately to youtube and type in 'Your Bad Self' for some top tier Irish comedy.
Daniel Campbell
He didn't, he got it cut of in mgs1 by Cyborg Ninja aka Grey Fox, then replaced it with Liquids arm, then pretended to be possessed to full an AI system so they wouldn't find out he was really a double spy
Joshua Bennett
And this is my father Anakin
Nathaniel Lewis
>The Order of Zero
shouldn't that be The Order of Zeroh?
Lincoln Flores
Ocelot is hardcore.
Metal Gear Ocelot when?
Adrian Thomas
Zero Division, I was thinking.
Asher Baker
I meant replaced Liquid's arm with a cybernetic one, which was treated as a reveal at the end of 4.
Juan Flores
The shadow government is also called "The Highest First Order". General Hux's dad is one of the members, that's why General Hux is a young General.
Josiah Ward
An "all according to plan" quadruple agent would never work as a protag.
Zachary Perry
It would if the game tracked your actions based on whether you were caught or seen doing something. You could act one way at one part of the game and another way at others, depending on which factions in game are watching.
So one faction KNOWS you are a double agent, so does the other. You have to carefully balance each mission to walk this line.
Jaxson Jenkins
As much shit as Lucas deserves for the prequels, they are creative. Too bad he can't write dialogue for shit.